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EvenWorseOpinions: Jun 10, 2017

Mozi posted:

but it is pronounced gif, though

No, it's pronounced 'gif' according to the person who made it

E: Absolute worst snipe so I'll steal this from aero insanity

Ola posted:

Pretty astonishing finding in a Norwegian accident report.

Short version: Helicopter pilot feels mechanical vibration, decides to land and check it out. No chip light or other warnings. While searching for a good spot, it gets worse and just before he can set it down, the main gearbox fails and the helicopter crashes from 2-3 m height. Both occupants uninjured. Investigation finds a snapped input shaft containing two wine corks. Someone has probably thought that end plug was causing an oil leak and fixed it with some fluid containment devices presumably readily available in the workshop. The real source of the oil leak was a propagating crack.

The gearbox apparently had a spotty maintenance record from time in Italy, partly with the company "Copter & Boat�s Dream".

Full report: https://havarikommisjonen.no/Aviation/Published-reports/2021-07

EvenWorseOpinions fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jun 30, 2021

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/4vVMQOq.gifv

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Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Cartoon Man posted:

Never go on a road trip with Scuba Steve...

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MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

https://gfycat.com/nicebrokenamericanshorthair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-ENqgjQXM

MisterOblivious fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jun 30, 2021

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Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

MisterOblivious posted:

https://gfycat.com/nicebrokenamericanshorthair

Gotta be a Class IV Code Brown for the dude on the tower

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DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Cartoon Man posted:

And that, has made all the difference.

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Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Cartoon Man posted:

Sunk ~~cost~~ car fallacy.

# ? Jun 30, 2021 19:18

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qvi29cIVeD1r0uzl6_720.mp4

https://twitter.com/LebUpdate/status/1410242682996379648

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jun 30, 2021

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

That is 100% a repo job

# ? Jun 30, 2021 20:01

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Imagine driving down that road later in the day. "Christ, that had to have been a MASSIVE deer!"

# ? Jun 30, 2021 20:05

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

ekuNNN posted:

https://twitter.com/LebUpdate/status/1410242682996379648

The driver was behind his schedule but hoped he would ketchup

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DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

That is 100% a ragu job

FTFY

# ? Jun 30, 2021 20:14

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/DbFefCf.mp4

# ? Jun 30, 2021 20:45

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Cartoon Man posted:

the classic (sound on)

https://i.imgur.com/yeBCorE.mp4
What a fahkin' bellend!

also the reason I visited the thread:

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

NoneMoreNegative posted:

also the reason I visited the thread:

taint status: reaped

# ? Jun 30, 2021 21:26

Jokerpilled Drudge: Jan 27, 2010; by Pragmatica

Personal automobiles were a mistake

# ? Jun 30, 2021 21:29

LanceHunter: Nov 12, 2016; Beautiful People Club

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

Person~~al automobile~~s were a mistake

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Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

LanceHunter posted:

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:
Person~~al automobile~~s were a mistake

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

~~Personal automobiles~~ we�re a mistake

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Bad Munki posted:

~~Personal automobiles we’~~ ream i stake

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jun 30, 2021

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/uscpsc/status/1410341269579182080?s=21

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The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

I pronounce it 'heef' just to make sure i'm pissing everyone off equally.

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Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

There's a channel where a guy sits at the Rufford Ford in North Nottinghamshire and films people destroying their cars trying to cross water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tzdwdso5YM

It's awesome

# ? Jul 1, 2021 01:53

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Powershift posted:

There's a channel where a guy sits at the Rufford Ford in North Nottinghamshire and films people destroying their cars trying to cross water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tzdwdso5YM

It's awesome

Would it be better to go through in reverse?

# ? Jul 1, 2021 01:55

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Would it be better to go through in reverse?

It would be better to drive the ~3 miles around the other way to not have to drive through the river, but if you absolutely must, you want to maintain a steady speed and create a bow wave ahead of your car to prevent water from getting into the intake.

the vans that start floating away... nothing to help that

Powershift fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Jul 1, 2021

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The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Please note that the cars stopped after the ford are permanently destroyed. Hydrolocking causes irreparable damage.

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Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

I�m just gonna go ahead and say it.

They really should raise that road.

# ? Jul 1, 2021 02:03

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

Bad Munki posted:

I�m just gonna go ahead and say it.

They really should raise that road.

Look, the obvious solution is to design a global energy infrastructure that releases massive amounts of climate altering gases into the atmosphere, eventually causing reduced rainfall in the affected area and eliminating the periodic flooding.

# ? Jul 1, 2021 02:07

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Look, the obvious solution is to design a global energy infrastructure that releases massive amounts of climate altering gases into the atmosphere, eventually causing reduced rainfall in the affected area and eliminating the periodic flooding.

Actually, once the north Atlantic current dies off due to ocean warming, it will be frozen solid for 6 months a year, so problem solved.

Also everybody who lives there will be frozen solid.

# ? Jul 1, 2021 02:09

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I appreciate that there's a bridge for people to stand on and laugh at the cars who have to drive through deep water.

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/KCXrfeI.gifv

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Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Powershift posted:

Actually, once the north Atlantic current dies off due to ocean warming, it will be frozen solid for 6 months a year, so problem solved.

Also everybody who lives there will be frozen solid.

Someone needs to have a word with the Frost Maiden.

# ? Jul 1, 2021 02:19

Snake Dance: Jan 5, 2020; by Azathoth

Powershift posted:

It would be better to drive the ~3 miles around the other way to not have to drive through the river, but if you absolutely must, you want to maintain a steady speed and create a bow wave ahead of your car to prevent water from getting into the intake.

the vans that start floating away... nothing to help that

The bow wave approach is worse if the water wasn't high enough to get in to begin with

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