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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

This is all very weird

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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
That deck video is dumb garbage horseshit from a horse's rear end but that chilean one is giving me all the good spooky feelings

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Barry Foster posted:

That deck video is dumb garbage horseshit from a horse's rear end but that chilean one is giving me all the good spooky feelings

the chilean video is way more compelling than anything ttsa has released imo

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


hahah, the flying butt does a fart!

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

my bony fealty posted:

UFO reddit tearing itself apart over realizing that Corbell is full of poo poo is very funny

lmao why did they trust a roganite in the first place

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Cos they all roganites too?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


All the UAP stuff is probably CIA black ops projects and the US Government wants to know about it. Now the CIA is getting it's best disinfo agents and assets to post garbage to muddy the waters (Rogan, Sam Harris, Jeremy Corbell, NDT, etc.)

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


special agent joe rogan is in charge of the gorilla ultra program, which uses DMT instead of LSD

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Making first contact from the comfort of my sensory deprivation chamber.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Rogan hates Corbell based on how dismissive he was to him when he was on the show with another guest lol

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Wheeee posted:

Rogan hates Corbell based on how dismissive he was to him when he was on the show with another guest lol

well yea he has runt of the litter tryin to weasel his way to a teat, who can respect that?

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
The omaha video could be real, at least if you go by the official account, because in the report they mention drones/UAVs, they never said they were UAPs :

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/39913/multiple-destroyers-were-swarmed-by-mysterious-drones-off-california-over-numerous-nights

No one knows who were controlling them, but the origin is very much terrestrial, same with the drone swarm at palo verde nuclear power plant:

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/34800/the-night-a-drone-swarm-descended-on-palo-verde-nuclear-power-plant

Just regular spy stuff.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


checkmate mr tysad



:smugdon:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I read through must if that I am Ra stuff posted a few pages ago and I’m afraid it’s nonsense :(

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Wheeee posted:

Rogan hates Corbell based on how dismissive he was to him when he was on the show with another guest lol

it's funny to look at any yt rogan video with corbell on bc the comment section is filled with people making GBS threads on him, without fail. even the rogan fans hate him lol

it's a little vicariously embarrassing because you just know corbell cares deeply about his image and definitely read the comments

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Hooplah posted:

it's a little vicariously embarrassing because you just know corbell cares deeply about his image and definitely read the comments

maybe he should take that poo poo to heart and not go hyping up videos of a couple drones like a dummy

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Rah! posted:

checkmate mr tysad



:smugdon:

He should know that one of the most rare things in the universe is life. If an alien civilization found life elsewhere in the universe, you be your rear end they would be keeping an eye on that life.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

hseroK divaD posted:

The omaha video could be real, at least if you go by the official account, because in the report they mention drones/UAVs, they never said they were UAPs :

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/39913/multiple-destroyers-were-swarmed-by-mysterious-drones-off-california-over-numerous-nights

No one knows who were controlling them, but the origin is very much terrestrial, same with the drone swarm at palo verde nuclear power plant:

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/34800/the-night-a-drone-swarm-descended-on-palo-verde-nuclear-power-plant

Just regular spy stuff.

small nitpick on the second article: it keeps saying the plant is to the east of phoenix and in one screenshot refers to the "mountains to the east of the plant". it is actually about 25 miles west of phoenix and the mountains in the picture are also to the west

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

You know what science is good for?

loving nothing.

The aliens get this.

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
https://twitter.com/simpscreens/status/1410282040340123652

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


mick west matched it to a specific flight, the guy testing the new camera just got the estimated range wrong.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

GWBBQ posted:

mick west matched it to a specific flight, the guy testing the new camera just got the estimated range wrong.

mick west doesn't know poo poo abotu poo poo

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

a disappearing bird flying pigs were chasing in whales
https://youtu.be/9KAZE1wmV9k

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Tekne posted:

a disappearing bird flying pigs were chasing in whales
https://youtu.be/9KAZE1wmV9k

Is that one of those "cube in sphere" things they talk about

space chandeliers
Apr 8, 2008

GWBBQ posted:

mick west matched it to a specific flight, the guy testing the new camera just got the estimated range wrong.

Was it the flight piloted by Radio Silent Mutes R Us Airlines?

space chandeliers
Apr 8, 2008

Tekne posted:

a disappearing bird flying pigs were chasing in whales
https://youtu.be/9KAZE1wmV9k

disembodied bat nipple

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Is that one of those "cube in sphere" things they talk about
don't know but this is definitely a cube in a sphere: https://youtu.be/CCBpC68b0Mg

makes me think of that 3 ton cube supposedly recovered in sudan by operation moondust. maybe the silky covering expands into a spherical shape while flying?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Bullfrog posted:

listening to the voyager record and getting misty eyed. sagan was such a better skeptic than the trash we have now

Everything has gotten dumber in all ways since then.

I'd like to blame the internet, but

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Bilirubin posted:

Everything has gotten dumber in all ways since then.

I'd like to blame the internet, but
a two-pronged assault of the internet/reality tv and higher CO2 concentrations in the air

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP6QfIWd604
found a pretty good ufo believer channel. its usually a guy delving into ufo footage, he can be skeptical but overall its blink 182 - aliens exist. i think its good because the videos are usually pretty well made, there is a big back log, and he's always hyping the latest footage with all the passion of a nerdo.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i think it's cool that any potentially expansionist civilizations that come across us would be best served to just sit back and watch us do our thing and not lift a finger

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



fuckin mirrors

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

The Protagonist posted:

i think it's cool that any potentially expansionist civilizations that come across us would be best served to just sit back and watch us do our thing and not lift a finger
depends on their priorities i suppose

any interstellar culture doesn't "need" planets anymore, but they might want them as places to visit or play in. visitors coming for the whales, seals, dogs, or birds over humanity might not be that outlandish. in that case it isn't in their interests to allow us to finish our geoengineering/mass extinction project. i remember a novel series about another civilization interceding on earth specifically to preserve biodiversity without prioritizing humans and the responses from readers were predictable

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol

Bilirubin posted:

fuckin mirrors

he finally turned on his monitor

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Tekne posted:

don't know but this is definitely a cube in a sphere: https://youtu.be/CCBpC68b0Mg

makes me think of that 3 ton cube supposedly recovered in sudan by operation moondust. maybe the silky covering expands into a spherical shape while flying?

Oooo what's the link to the Sudan cube thing again?

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

here it is and the document describing what was found https://www.theblackvault.com/docum...-moon-dust/amp/

i don't know about the legitimacy, but this narcap uap safety report has some spooky stuff in it. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FIyprY7ynfp_qAdBOFt7t8GPJhvSruc8/view

Tekne has issued a correction as of 19:58 on Jun 30, 2021

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Tekne posted:

don't know but this is definitely a cube in a sphere: https://youtu.be/CCBpC68b0Mg

makes me think of that 3 ton cube supposedly recovered in sudan by operation moondust. maybe the silky covering expands into a spherical shape while flying?

lol I love this one

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Rah! posted:

government leaking fake UFO videos to corbell

:sad:

Government agent, after sending jeremy corbell a pitch-black video of two trucks backing up: "time to go home early; my work here is done"

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