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Give me a ping, Vaseely. One ping only.
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Android Apocalypse posted:We evolved stupid poo poo like the ability to sweat and an arm/torso ratio that allows us to throw things well. Birds got flight and the ability to poo poo and piss out of the same hole. Oh and they got to be dinosaurs in the past, we got to be monkeys.
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Jun 30, 2021 19:04
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zoux posted:Why didn't we evolve anything cool like lightning powers. All we got are these dumb brains that make us have anxiety. We got the thumbs. thats pretty cool. 
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Jun 30, 2021 19:26
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Hihohe posted:We got the thumbs. thats pretty cool. Thumbs are pretty much only good for sticking up asses imo.
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Jun 30, 2021 19:35
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Biplane posted:Thumbs are pretty much only good for sticking up asses imo. Look at this loser who can't do the thumb magic trick to blow the minds of small children everywhere.
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Jun 30, 2021 19:57
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Biplane posted:Thumbs are pretty much only good for sticking up asses imo. I dunno, I found plenty of other things that can be stuck up asses.
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Jun 30, 2021 20:00
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Hihohe posted:We got the thumbs. thats pretty cool.
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Jun 30, 2021 20:01
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Android Apocalypse posted:I dunno, I found plenty of other things that can be stuck up asses. These still needed thumbs at some point in their production, and thumbs are needed to operate them well. So really thumbs and asses are the perfect pair
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Jun 30, 2021 20:08
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Biplane posted:Thumbs are pretty much only good for sticking up asses imo. I don't understand. You seem to be saying this to discount their value, but things going up asses is awesome.
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Jun 30, 2021 20:09
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bike tory posted:These still needed thumbs at some point in their production, and thumbs are needed to operate them well. So really thumbs and asses are the perfect pair Yeah exactly, you nailed it. Thumbs and asses go together so well i'm beginning to think theres something to creationism rydiafan posted:I don't understand. You seem to be saying this to discount their value, but things going up asses is awesome. Simply bad phrasing by me my friend.
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Jun 30, 2021 20:10
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Hihohe posted:We got the thumbs. thats pretty cool. https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/E5Jf30kVEAACaT5.mp4
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Jun 30, 2021 20:10
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Biplane posted:Thumbs and asses go together so well i'm beginning to think theres something to creationism lol imagine not knowing that the shape of the human rear end in a top hat is the product of centuries of agricultural engineering checkmate, theists
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Jun 30, 2021 20:39
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wizzardstaff posted:lol imagine not knowing that the shape of the human rear end in a top hat is the product of centuries of agricultural engineering country boys make do
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Jun 30, 2021 20:42
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wizzardstaff posted:lol imagine not knowing that the shape of the human rear end in a top hat is the product of centuries of agricultural engineering From...corn?
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Jun 30, 2021 20:42
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Donald Rumsfeld is dead and in hell. 
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Jun 30, 2021 20:43
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Donald Rumsfeld is dead and in hell. There's a proper way to announce that in this thread, and its with a picture of Paul Wolfowitz with the caption "RIP Henry Kissinger". https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1410323063762268164 This would also be acceptable.
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Jun 30, 2021 20:44
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zoux posted:Birds got flight and the ability to poo poo and piss out of the same hole. Oh and they got to be dinosaurs in the past, we got to be monkeys. don't be so down on yourself, I'm sure with the right fistula you too could poo poo and piss out of the same hole
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Jun 30, 2021 20:59
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Donald Rumsfeld is dead and in hell.
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Jun 30, 2021 21:02
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Hihohe posted:We got the thumbs. thats pretty cool. 
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Jun 30, 2021 21:06
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zoux posted:Birds got flight and the ability to poo poo and piss out of the same hole. Oh and they got to be dinosaurs in the past, we got to be monkeys. *slams fists on the table* DAMMIT GOD GIVE HUMANS THE OMNI-HOLE!
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Jun 30, 2021 21:14
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Android Apocalypse posted:We evolved stupid poo poo like the ability to sweat and an arm/torso ratio that allows us to throw things well. being able to huck poo poo is what got us all the good food back in the day which eventually made us into the monsters we are today!   handaxes were not just great for cutting up meat, but also for whipping at megafauna in large quantities till they died. and my own supposition: humans still really value throwing skills to this day in sports and for fun...likely because it was really important to us long ago.
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Jun 30, 2021 21:19
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the most popular sport in the world involves kicking a bouncy blunt object. I dont think sport has much to do with hunting prowess anymore
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Jun 30, 2021 21:27
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bike tory posted:the most popular sport in the world involves kicking a bouncy blunt object. I dont think sport has much to do with hunting prowess anymore kick deez rocks
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Jun 30, 2021 21:31
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bike tory posted:the most popular sport in the world involves kicking a bouncy blunt object. I dont think sport has much to do with hunting prowess anymore Stamina, speed, agility, kicking things to death, pretending to die so predators leave you alone, football has it all!
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Jun 30, 2021 21:32
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Android Apocalypse posted:We evolved stupid poo poo like the ability to sweat and an arm/torso ratio that allows us to throw things well. our most op evolutionary trait is our gut bacteria allowing us to gain more then most other animals when we eat. like a cow has to spend all day eatting with multiple stomachs to gain like 10k calories. i can eat one meal from arbies.
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Jun 30, 2021 21:34
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bike tory posted:the most popular sport in the world involves kicking a bouncy blunt object. I dont think sport has much to do with hunting prowess anymore Never eaten a soccer ball then?
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Stamina, speed, agility, kicking things to death, pretending to die so predators leave you alone, football has it all! 
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Jun 30, 2021 21:47
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PastNauticalArabianoryx-mobile.mp4#t=0.01 
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Jun 30, 2021 21:47
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Jun 30, 2021 21:53
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The ultimate gooncave
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Jun 30, 2021 21:59
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Do nothing because running the LEDs all night will cost you less than one dime and you would pay a dime to stay in bed.
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Jun 30, 2021 22:08
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I don't save memes on my phone, but I did find some that I sent to my mom on facebook in 2013.    I don't know what I was thinking with this one. I'm pretty sure mom has no idea what Firefox is.          
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Jun 30, 2021 22:09
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zoux posted:Memes used to suck huh They became a probation offence on most of the forums for a reason, yes.
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Jun 30, 2021 22:12
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Jun 30, 2021 22:22
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zoux posted:Memes used to suck huh           
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Jun 30, 2021 22:23
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My sense of humour has obviously not progressed at all because I've been stuck on "jinkus... pinkus" and "why I got. Bones" since I dug that poo poo up
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Jun 30, 2021 22:34
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Holy poo poo! Piss!  
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Jun 30, 2021 23:00
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saddam was a pleb i would of been in the gamer pad not the air vent then they would of never found me.
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