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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

It's probably one of those things where you can't write any concrete specifications, but when you see one you'll immediately go "drat, that is one rude titty".

if you must ask then you simply haven’t seen one, sorry

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Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Ok Comboomer posted:

just wanna drop back in to say that if Onstad decided to monetize the SUCKIN’ DICK BOUGHT THIS ___ I’d 100% buy one for the car I’m in the process of purchasing

something tells me this one's funnier in the abstract than irl

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Stringent posted:

something tells me this one's funnier in the abstract than irl

oh no, I wouldn’t put it on the car. But I’d put it in my room and chuckle at it (I can’t afford a garage)

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Ok Comboomer posted:

oh no, I wouldn’t put it on the car. But I’d put it in my room and chuckle at it (I can’t afford a garage)

ah yeah, like my range hood ornament

e-dt
Sep 16, 2019

I always used to read "SUCKIN DICK" and "BOUGHT THIS VAN" as completely unrelated things. Like, he is sucking dick, and he also bought the van, and he just wants to let you know that.

e-dt fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jun 25, 2021

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




:hmmyes:

checks out

palamedes
Mar 9, 2008

Ok Comboomer posted:

(I can’t afford a garage)

You do what you need to, but do what you want to, too.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


You can do whatever you want in life.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

palamedes posted:

You do what you need to, but do what you want to, too.

the weird liminal space between Achewood quotes and Death Grips lyrics

but yes I make less money than a lot of dudes but also I have way more free time and flexibility for mental health/etc and my rental’s actually pretty cool, and tbh right now at this moment I don’t think I’d have it another way

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

That answer could use some work is a frank assessment.

feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

Ok Comboomer posted:

the weird liminal space between Achewood quotes and Death Grips lyrics

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


e-dt posted:

I always used to read "SUCKIN DICK" and "BOUGHT THIS VAN" as completely unrelated things. Like, he is sucking dick, and he also bought the van, and he just wants to let you know that.

I always read it as an identification, like "the dude known as 'Suckin Dick' is the one who bought this van. "

And not Dick like Richard, still a penis just with weird grammar, the Achewood way.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

That answer could use some work is a frank assessment.

because I don’t own a house and don’t really want to break myself trying to afford one right now? Because I like my job and work/life balance and I live in a good place?

wtf man?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Ok Comboomer posted:

because I don’t own a house and don’t really want to break myself trying to afford one right now? Because I like my job and work/life balance and I live in a good place?

wtf man?

Oh sorry man. No. I was just mentioning a line I like.

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Oh sorry man. No. I was just mentioning a line I like.

Hey guys! Guess who just got 🎶yelllled aaat!🎶

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Ok Comboomer posted:

(I can’t afford a garage)

Suckin' dick bought this garage

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Safety Dance posted:

Suckin' dick bought this garage

lmao

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
IF THIS GARAGE'S A-ROCKIN
I'M DOIN COKE TO DOKKEN

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Oh sorry man. No. I was just mentioning a line I like.

I’m sorry I was sore about it. One should never be a cock to a stranger

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Ok Comboomer posted:

I’m sorry I was sore about it. One should never be a cock to a stranger

Beef is good at handling Todd.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Ok Comboomer posted:

I’m sorry I was sore about it. One should never be a cock to a stranger

Hey listen - I made a couple phone calls, and it turns out neither of us is actually fat!

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Tulip posted:

I always read it as an identification, like "the dude known as 'Suckin Dick' is the one who bought this van. "

And not Dick like Richard, still a penis just with weird grammar, the Achewood way.

"Suckin'" Dick Mortenson, the Ace of Pine Street.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Those are some pans that I have.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

World War Mammories posted:

Those are some pans that I have.

Are you from history?

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Are you from history?

I bet their mom knows what it’s like to see somebody die

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


she sure does, the last time she clapped was when she saw grace jones blow up in that movie

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

saw one of these in the wild this morning

panko
Sep 6, 2005

~honda best man~



feetnotes
Jan 29, 2008

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Pretty sure I was told to "Avoid the Noid".

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

dilbert hole'ing achewood seems, not exactly redundant, but superfluous to the source material

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I really like Nice Pete

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



SAY IT :mad:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I'll say it. That model has really weird legs/feet

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Bet their face looks like my av

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

The Voice of Labor posted:

dilbert hole'ing achewood seems, not exactly redundant, but superfluous to the source material

lyricsposting has escaped the simpsons meme thread

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

The Voice of Labor posted:

dilbert hole'ing achewood seems, not exactly redundant, but superfluous to the source material

is "superfluous" a fancy word for "complete shite"?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I really like Nice Pete

I still maintain the Penny arc should have ended with Penny actually being a disguised Nice Pete trying to learn how to write women.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Ugly In The Morning posted:

I still maintain the Penny arc should have ended with Penny actually being a disguised Nice Pete trying to learn how to write women.

no, but it could have been another lie bot skit

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I really like Nice Pete

I still remember his first blog post being titled "Peter H. Cropes" and it was just an uncaptioned photograph of a filthy room with what looked like vomit in the corner.

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