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Brawnfire posted:That's just a bucket of chestnuts. Who has- Can I stop you guys for one second? What you just described, now that just sounds like we are singing about about the lifestyle of an eagle.
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“And of course the swastikas that were on the latest newsletter were supposed to have been octopuses. I am a very bad artist, and I apologize to any student I may have offended.”
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Watching "the waitress is getting married", and the scene with Dee in the dress store trying to come up with a job for her fake groom, and she comes up with a studdering: "Sea Salt. He's a salt seaman. He... He dives to the ocean for the sea salt and he then brings it back up and then we eat it, sooo..." How do you either write or improv a line that insane and that insanely well performed
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Favourite food? milk steak
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Ah! Ah! Ah! I am shattered to pieces!
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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This Bible is the Bible of my daddy who just died in my arms of throat cancer from eating some bad pussy
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Jun 30, 2021 06:48
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You like it? It's very generous.
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It's interesting our thing... Isn't it? To be in someone's mind? To have complete control? It's like the thrill of being near the executioner's switch. Knowing at any moment you could throw it. But knowing you never will. But you could. Never isn't the right word because... I could. And I might. And I probably will.
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It’s very generous
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Dee trying to steal shoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmH34M6UPwc loving incredible.
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It's... there's nowhere to go... *sinister chuckle* There's really nowhere to go... so why don't I uh, come in your room?
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Nice nips, cupcake
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Er, Captain Tom turned out to be a goddamn junkie!
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See the thing is if a wall of water comes through, it's actually pretty sweet to be naked 'cause then you can hold your clothes up, you know, and then that piss and poo poo just kinda flows over you. It's more refreshing than you think.
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YOU WILL CALL HER
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Custard Undies posted:Nice nips, cupcake start breaking bricks, wet nips *blublblubllbbll*
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Our eyes locked, our hands touched, and she whispered in my ear, "Dude, your balls totally rule."
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Can I say something? You gotta understand that Boko Haram did not do 9/11. That was Al-Qaeda. Paris? That was done by ISIS. Boko Haram is just concentrating: they're doing Africa. I mean there's mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram. Ajaxify fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jun 30, 2021 |
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I got this giant gaping hole inside me. And, I'm always trying to fill it... with somethin'. I like to call it my God-hole. And I think a lot of people in this world, they fill it with religion, but I don't believe in God. So you want to fill it with pussy? Yeah.
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GOOOOOD MORNING JUAREZ FAMILY
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I did what I did. You don't like it, you can kiss my rear end.
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I am having... this is crazy... I'm having feelings again. Like some sort of 14 year old kid.
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What are you rules? what are the rules?
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Ajaxify posted:I am having... this is crazy... I'm having feelings again. Like some sort of 14 year old kid. I saw a trivia about this one the other day and I guess it lines up with the age when he was raped by the librarian
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Burning_Monk posted:What are you rules? what are the rules? What are the ruuuuuUUUUUUUUULLEEEES
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Even the kid with the BALLOON knew where to look!!!
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Ajaxify posted:I am having... this is crazy... I'm having feelings again. Like some sort of 14 year old kid. I'm about to show you the white hot cream of an 8th grade boy
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It's school policy that no one should paint their face. So, that's the rule, and that's the end of that.
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so Mythic Quest just gradually started transforming into Always Sunny huh
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I eat stickers all the time!
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Cojawfee posted:I'm about to show you the white hot cream of an 8th grade boy Fill me up with cream. Turn me into cannoli. Make a soup up my rear end. What's the big deal? Bang me. Eat me. Grind me up into little pieces and throw me in the river. Who gives a poo poo? You're dead, you're dead. moist turtleneck posted:I saw a trivia about this one the other day and I guess it lines up with the age when he was raped by the librarian That's great trivia, gonna file that one away. Thanks
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I do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids
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So, I'm thinking, "Ugh great, what does this jerk want?" Of course, I know what he wants. He's looking at me right in the eyes. He does not have to say it... not that he could. *wet sucking sound* Oh, oh, that is TART. That is really tart. I mean, does my scar look like a dog's vagina? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog. That's God's work. Ajaxify fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Jul 1, 2021 |
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Ajaxify posted:Make a soup up my rear end. I'm sorry. I was hungry. I made a decision to eat the soup. I didn't sit around thinking all day, "Hey, do I do this? Do I not do this?"
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Brawnfire posted:I'm sorry. I was hungry. I made a decision to eat the soup. I didn't sit around thinking all day, "Hey, do I do this? Do I not do this?" I ATE THE CROW
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Brawnfire posted:I'm sorry. I was hungry. I made a decision to eat the soup. I didn't sit around thinking all day, "Hey, do I do this? Do I not do this?" I think we need to try a piece of human flesh. Just to make sure.
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Cannibals and racists? That's not for us. Those are decisions best left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude.
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hughesta posted:I do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids ♪ I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter! No little kids, gotta be big! ♪
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