Hot Karl Marx posted:

zerocool delete all

Buddykins posted:

path of exile owns someone play with me

Dolphin posted:

Dolphin posted:

what is the least number of socially acceptable ribs to eat cspam please help

helta posted:

lol and its paywalled.

i am so angry

quote:

You secretly agree with me about grilling
People often accuse me of being a contrarian.

Almost always, these people are wrong — I hold the majoritarian position (such as that mayonnaise is good or that Joe Biden is a good politician who was likely to win the 2020 Democratic nomination), and they are the contrarian ones, clinging to an unpopular view they nonetheless insist is correct.

I was tempted to say grilling is the exception — that in this instance, I am in the righteous minority, not the righteous majority. But actually, I stand with the majority here, too.

Perhaps I am the minority when it comes to special occasions like July Fourth, but what about the rest of the year? You may talk a good game about how you like to grill, but where do you do most of your cooking? Almost surely in the kitchen, where cooking is easier and cleaner and produces more consistent results.

Your real preference is the same as my preference — for modernity, for sanitation, and for meat cooked to the correct temperature. So stop pretending!

CODChimera posted:

Oh my God

Schmeichy posted:

Someone doesn't know how to control their grill temp

Buddykins posted:

*witch* sorry lol

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/JonWalkerDC/status/1410737720377233413

bleeding kansas posted:

emfive posted:

no but here it is:

I was in London with she who must not be non-named and her cousin and we were in the Tate Modern (right across the Thames from St Pauls), which is a huge modern art museum with a big permanent collection but lots of transient exhibitions. There was a thing we came across, a video work, that had all these stern warnings out side about how it was very adult in nature and concerned gender and sexuality and bla bla and so maybe leave your toddlers by the river so they can be kidnapped by pirates, so we decided to go in and it was an xtra-normal video, and me and, uhh, her were about to crack up laughing hysterically so we all had to run to the other side to leave.

They should show the old xtra-normal thing of the classic Ferretball post of "five situations when rape can be justified", they'd have to put some HUGE signs up for that

Knight posted:

He's trying real hard

Schmoe Cwead posted:

biden: its critical we dont gently caress this up and waste a bunch of time like we did during the obama years

*fucks almost everything up and wastes a bunch of time*

biden: why is everyone so pissed off at me?

smarxist posted:

man. celebrities posting their lovely cooking was such a funny part of the early pandemic

Plinkey posted:

smarxist posted:

man. celebrities posting their lovely cooking was such a funny part of the early pandemic

Mustached Demon posted:

boneless, skinless chicken breast is pretty loving hard to cook

this rear end in a top hat probably doesn't mash them flat either

CODChimera posted:

No the beach part...you haven't even seen the game yet

helta posted:

Buddykins posted:

My paycheck just went through early due to the upcoming holiday

Asproigerosis posted:

If buddykins wasn't so busy just posting I'd be probing him right now for his brags about love. loving bullshit. I will never know love.

CODChimera posted:

wut

Mustached Demon posted:

it is compared to other meats

Buddykins posted:

that goes for a lot of games i play honestly

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/SollenbergerRC/status/1410755239779745795

presidential

helta posted:

Asproigerosis posted:

If buddykins wasn't so busy just posting I'd be probing him right now for his brags about love. loving bullshit. I will never know love.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

brine your chicken if you want it to be moist

or just make it into a curry

neutral milf hotel posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1410695047486529539