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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1411033217474379776?s=21

lmao what are they going to do take the medal from the person that already won?

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I just got an "amber alert" thing and the text ended in "TXLP GRD5538" and the robot voice read that out as "Tee Exx Ell Pee five thousand five hundred thirty eight Greek drachmas"

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
If emfive mentions his daughter one more time….

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1411033217474379776?s=21

lmao what are they going to do take the medal from the person that already won?

international sports organizations are cesspools of incredible corruption

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1411033217474379776?s=21

lmao what are they going to do take the medal from the person that already won?

Yeah, they can and have. And for more Olympic outrage check this out.

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1410209642198835203?s=19

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

lmao what are they going to do take the medal from the person that already won?
yes

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Zisky posted:

Probably the same guy that greenlights your posts.

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ever hear of an Olympian named Donald Trump?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxVw7bvMd3s

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Zisky posted:

Yeah, they can and have. And for more Olympic outrage check this out.

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1410209642198835203?s=19

lmao what a bunch of racist fucks

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

no it aint overloaded and no im not gonna go get a trailer we're doing this in one trip!!

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Buddykins posted:

rot in hell you bastard

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lol those ducks

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bulgakov posted:

no it aint overloaded and no im not gonna go get a trailer we're doing this in one trip!!



well, at the very least, the current isn't gonna take you anywhere

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



I was expecting to be mailed a Ziploc bag of neck hair. Not... this.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Here's another good one. 5 year doping ban for a 2016 gold medal winner, because she missed a test after she had an abortion.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1410904847939948545?s=19

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Bulgakov posted:

lol those ducks

that DUCK!

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
tuibnop

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
man the olympics organizers really seem to hate olympic athletes. kinda feel like theyre in the wrong line of work

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

oh yeah? how many police forces have u started?

i briefly led the Athenian militia does that count?

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

What is with storage places having chud fuckhead owners? I drive past a bunch every day to work and they love putting their awful messages like this up on the marquees.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Epic High Five posted:

well, at the very least, the current isn't gonna take you anywhere

they didnt slide off and i made it no prob :dukedoge:

also i remain extremely grateful for the advice about getting the free trucks and selling them so i have a pile of cash to do things with

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

cumshitter posted:

man the olympics organizers really seem to hate olympic athletes. kinda feel like theyre in the wrong line of work

they're like a weird kind of religious zealot and should all be launched into the sun

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
someone who is good with computers should turn this into a post tag

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Asproigerosis posted:

What is with storage places having chud fuckhead owners? I drive past a bunch every day to work and they love putting their awful messages like this up on the marquees.

yeah one near me has a blue lives matter sign

but then just down the road there was a boat underside painting business called Bottom Boys so

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Asproigerosis posted:

What is with storage places having chud fuckhead owners? I drive past a bunch every day to work and they love putting their awful messages like this up on the marquees.

theyre landlords with marquees

answer seems self evident

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Asproigerosis posted:

What is with storage places having chud fuckhead owners? I drive past a bunch every day to work and they love putting their awful messages like this up on the marquees.

self storage company owners are like landlords but of things

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me: hey drygoods, what did you call it again?

drygoods: ...a lightbulb

*me and my friends laugh unctrollably*

my buddy phineas: its called an edison's photovoltaic showerhead ya poltroon ahahaha

*drygoods frowns and crosses his arms. he turns off the light so he cant see me and my buddies pointing and laughing at him*

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

T-Paine posted:

yeah one near me has a blue lives matter sign

but then just down the road there was a boat underside painting business called Bottom Boys so

I used a nearby storage area for a bunch of my mom's garbage for a while and I don't know who owned it but the lady who ran the place was loving hilarious, so perhaps the truth is in the middle

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

olympiss

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/ztpetrizzo/status/1411026162218844170?s=21

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
I like watching the Olympics so I guess I'm part of the problem, but the IOC is probably more corrupt than Fifa.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bulgakov posted:

they didnt slide off and i made it no prob :dukedoge:

also i remain extremely grateful for the advice about getting the free trucks and selling them so i have a pile of cash to do things with

yeah so much of the challenge and constraints in that game are 100% self imposed that there's really no reason to not start out with a pile of cash

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!
I like the winter olympics more

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
I'm not even aware of what the Olympics actually are. Who wants to touch me

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

https://twitter.com/blue_midwest/status/1411026510027370504?s=20

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Zisky posted:

Yeah, they can and have. And for more Olympic outrage check this out.

https://twitter.com/MetroUK/status/1410209642198835203?s=19

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1410997347274854403?s=19

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