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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Arivia posted:

It is a wonderful name, for sure. Plenty of 90s kids remembering Laetitia Casta fondly.

Dude, I haven't thought of Casta in years. Then last night, I was surprised to see her in something I was watching, and then this morning, here's your comment :tinfoil:

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Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
Another grab-bag of Names of Real People Who Got SSNs But Don't Need Them Anymore.


Admiral Vanfleet
Atlas LaBarge
Black J. Black
Colon Johnson Cockman
Dunk Phenix
Heaven Cannon
Heaven Sixkiller
Meta Howle
Stark White
Ubiquitous Perpetuity God

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sucksdorff

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I'm stealing Admiral Vanfleet for my next reroll in my Space Western rpg.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Casebeer is a cool surname

Winter Stormer posted:

Another grab-bag of Names of Real People Who Got SSNs But Don't Need Them Anymore.

Colon Johnson Cockman

Ubiquitous Perpetuity God


killer

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
bostyn
iwanna
comfort princess
dreams
adidas
synergy
abisidee
jedi
trillion
lemmon
sheelagh
shadiamond
janielle

last name cockroft

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Comfort Princess is genuinely the worst name I've ever heard. That's some disgusting prostitute-who-services-the-troops bullshit, that is.

I processed paperwork for an Ambrosia Sweet [surname] last night.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Trillion is cool

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Like the Douglas Adams character, only very many of.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Lady Disdain posted:

Comfort Princess is genuinely the worst name I've ever heard. That's some disgusting prostitute-who-services-the-troops bullshit, that is.

I processed paperwork for an Ambrosia Sweet [surname] last night.

yeah, my mind immediately went to the korean comfort girls of WWII

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Happy ten-year anniversary to Ixcell *last name*.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Richard Crapeau

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Surname of Bagladi.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Today I got to explain to a new father that his baby's name Kike (/ˈkike/) (like the footballer) sounds fine, but most native English speakers will tend to pronounce it /kaɪk/, which is an antisemitic slur.
He did a fabulous :stonk: impression, then rushed to phone his wife.

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
I just came across Ja Brone. :(

Right after I saw Cha'Chaeyia. Which I still can't figure out how it would be pronounced.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

VorpalBunny posted:

I just came across Ja Brone. :(

Right after I saw Cha'Chaeyia. Which I still can't figure out how it would be pronounced.

Cha'Chaeyia Pet!

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Catherine Ferris, which is only notable because that's two different kinds of wheels.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
https://twitter.com/twolinepass/status/1413202573495050240

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
That's when you change your character's nationality in a game, and their name goes from Matthew Garden to Mathieu Jardin.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Astrofig posted:

Happy ten-year anniversary to Ixcell *last name*.

Is this an odd spelling of Ixchel? If so I can excuse it because being named after a Mayan jaguar goddess is badass. If not, uh... hmm.

One of my "favorite" terrible names belongs to Mariah Carey's son, Moroccan Cannon. I do not understand naming your child after a place or people when their surname sounds like a common noun. I have similar feelings about French Stewart and Paris Hilton (though I guess her name wouldn't be weird if her surname weren't so immediately associated with "hotel".)

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I feel the same way about all "descriptive" names, like adjective names. Names like Kayleigh-Hunter, or whatever it was. Like, what you've done there, is describe what your child does, and it's hunt people called Kayleigh.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
You ever see Hot Fuzz?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Phy posted:

You ever see Hot Fuzz?

Rope 'er
Hunt 'er
Drape 'er
Etc.
Thought it was a pretty good gag at the time.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Sir-Kristopher, nicknamed "Turkey Legs",

aspirational naming can go awry :(

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Phy posted:

You ever see Hot Fuzz?

No kidding, I genuinely watched it two days ago, for the first time in years.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Telemaze posted:

Is this an odd spelling of Ixchel? If so I can excuse it because being named after a Mayan jaguar goddess is badass. If not, uh... hmm.

One of my "favorite" terrible names belongs to Mariah Carey's son, Moroccan Cannon. I do not understand naming your child after a place or people when their surname sounds like a common noun. I have similar feelings about French Stewart and Paris Hilton (though I guess her name wouldn't be weird if her surname weren't so immediately associated with "hotel".)

Moroccan's paternal siblings have the wildest names. Nick Cannon needs to stop.

Moroccan, Monroe, Golden, Powerful Queen, Zion Mixolydian, Zillion Heir, and Zen.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Lady Disdain posted:

No kidding, I genuinely watched it two days ago, for the first time in years.

It fucks me up every time I think about how the yarp guy is The Hound.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
parcitranan
hagar, only because i immediately imagine the witch from voltron
deareces
premier
jhucoria
naeion
kissbeel
acy
chadbourne
element
calvion and calviontae
lowkey
shkrill
kaliopi
deaduri
brachielle
naushrielle
quendolyn
knowlej

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Holy poo poo those names are all something else, but this one should be illegal.

Monroe got off relatively light compared to her siblings, though it's pretty unusual on a girl. I would also love to know what they call Powerful Queen for short. Pow? Queenie?


Sounds like the preppy bad guy in a low quality 80s movie.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I've known, indirectly, a few female Monroes over the years. I assume it's a Marilyn Monroe thing.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

DemonDarkhorse posted:


calvion and calviontae


I'm assuming these are twins? I hate when parents give their kids such samey names.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


My man over here is all lower teeth and a monocole.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

I'm assuming these are twins? I hate when parents give their kids such samey names.

One is the evolved form.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008


What's this supposed to be? Dear Eces? Diaresis? Diarrhoea?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Spellcheck strikes again!

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Pope Hilarius II posted:

What's this supposed to be? Dear Eces? Diaresis? Diarrhoea?

I can't help but read it as « diuresis » which is unfortunate.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lady Disdain posted:

That's when you change your character's nationality in a game, and their name goes from Matthew Garden to Mathieu Jardin.

will.je.suis

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1414000044919955458

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Telemaze posted:

Paris Hilton (though I guess her name wouldn't be weird if her surname weren't so immediately associated with "hotel".)

There is an actual Hilton hotel in Paris too, right? That makes it even worse.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

YeahTubaMike posted:

There is an actual Hilton hotel in Paris too, right? That makes it even worse.

There is unfortunately a Weekend Update segment with her and Jimmy Fallon based around this exact premise. IIRC it ends with him asking her if the Paris Hilton has a back entrance.

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