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Shear Modulus posted:your mom's a vambrace no, your mom is a hambrace
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Jul 1, 2021 05:31
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wuh oh, that stress-strain curve is looking rough for ol hambraces
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Jul 1, 2021 05:53
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Facebook Aunt posted:This claims to be better because with magnets it can be unlocked quickly in an emergency. Unless the emergency renders you unable to do it yourself and unable to explain how to do it to first responders who have never seen the thing before. Maybe wear a medic alert bracer with detailed instructions, I dunno. If you can quickly unlock it yourself, it won't be much of a diet aid. Even a tapeworm would be less D&D modded
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Jul 1, 2021 10:59
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lil poopendorfer posted:If you can quickly unlock it yourself, it won't be much of a diet aid. Even a tapeworm would be less D&D modded every time you unlock it the device sends a text message to all of your family shaming you for being fat
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Jul 1, 2021 14:55
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Bluetooth connected nipple clamps that stab your tits any time you unlock your mouth
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Jul 1, 2021 15:12
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DMCA'd Police Brutality. https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1410636435930062851
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Jul 1, 2021 17:36
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It'll almost certainly work too
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Jul 1, 2021 18:30
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I realized today that 'doomscrolling' , or the act of just scrolling through a feed of perpetually (bad) news is something we have been doing since whenever and the rest of the population has finally gotten here with the advent of smartphone devices. imagine having to be more user friendly than books and newspaper and computers
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Jul 1, 2021 19:42
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Milo and POTUS posted:It'll almost certainly work too Legally it falls under fair use, I think. Won't stop Youtube and facebook from taking it down anyway.
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Jul 1, 2021 20:03
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christmas boots posted:Legally it falls under fair use, I think. legally the cop is doing an unlicensed public performance and should be sued for copyright infringement
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Jul 1, 2021 20:19
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Rutibex posted:legally the cop is doing an unlicensed public performance and should be sued for copyright infringement Has anyone mentioned this to the RIAA?
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Jul 1, 2021 20:20
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tokin opposition posted:Bluetooth connected nipple clamps that stab your tits any time you aphid_licker has issued a correction as of 21:32 on Jul 1, 2021 |
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Jul 1, 2021 21:28
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christmas boots posted:Has anyone mentioned this to the RIAA? RIAA will never, ever gently caress with piece of poo poo pig motherfuckers.
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Jul 2, 2021 00:08
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Wonder if Taylor Swift could personally sue
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Jul 2, 2021 03:29
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next step of this is all the celeb artists intervening and making thje brutality videos more public and then the cops start making their own music for spotify thats just a really distinct series of high pitched tones that the algorithm picks up in any footage
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Jul 2, 2021 03:55
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Tunicate posted:Wonder if Taylor Swift could personally sue no she's the one who owns none of her songs and some weird dude does
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Jul 2, 2021 05:45
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christmas boots posted:Has anyone mentioned this to the RIAA? hahahah laws exist only for the powerful to use as a cudgel against the weak. Do you even marxism, bro? Bourgeoisie law does not protect us.
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Jul 2, 2021 06:02
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Eric Adams, the next mayor of NYC, is, like, Trump-level psychopathic. Good loving argument for some simulationist poo poo: https://twitter.com/Ali_Gharib/status/1407070016181346308?s=20 https://www.businessinsider.com/eric-adams-curtis-mayfield-concert-paralyzed-quote-2021-6?op=1 quote:Eric Adams, the Brooklyn Borough President and a frontrunner in the Democratic primary for New York City Mayor, told Vanity Fair that his favorite concert of all time a 1990 show in Brooklyn where Curtis Mayfield was paralyzed in a horrific accident. Also, his favorite NY movie is Taxi Driver, but he doesn't know the name? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feWR65BybhY&t=226s Ham Equity has issued a correction as of 09:06 on Jul 2, 2021 |
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Jul 2, 2021 08:40
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Utterly embarrassing
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Jul 2, 2021 10:30
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if you're a cop looking to block your recordings from being put on YouTube, start playing Disney songs you know Disney won't be happy with a video of some guys rear end being whomped with a nightstick set to "Let It Go"
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Jul 2, 2021 15:20
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taxi driver is a good movie but idk if i would use it in an nyc tourism ad
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Jul 2, 2021 16:56
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What's worse, saying your favorite movie is taxi or that your favorite book about NYC is catcher in the rye?
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Jul 2, 2021 17:04
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DisgracelandUSA posted:What's worse, saying your favorite movie is taxi or that your favorite book about NYC is catcher in the rye? TD is a much better movie than CitR is a book
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Jul 2, 2021 17:53
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people named alexa are being bullied, treated like servants
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Jul 2, 2021 18:03
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wrong thread
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Jul 2, 2021 18:24
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if your name is alexa you should legally be allowed to hunt people who do this imho
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Jul 2, 2021 18:40
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my cousin's wife is named Alexa and it's A Problem
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Jul 2, 2021 19:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADgS_vMGgzY
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Jul 2, 2021 19:26
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Shear Modulus posted:no she's the one who owns none of her songs and some weird dude does that weird dude is "dr. luke", the most prominent member of max martin's scene that writes nearly ALL pop songs. people really don't understand just how bad the capitalist monoculture really is.
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Jul 2, 2021 20:33
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Milo and POTUS posted:TD is a much better movie than CitR is a book Adams over Yang, got it.
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Jul 2, 2021 20:44
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xpost https://twitter.com/KELLYWEILL/status/1410972173536223238
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Jul 2, 2021 23:06
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Anime Bernie Bro posted:that weird dude is "dr. luke", the most prominent member of max martin's scene that writes nearly ALL pop songs. he's also an (alleged) sexual predator. weird how it keeps happening!
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Jul 3, 2021 00:26
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lobster shirt posted:he's also an (alleged) sexual predator. weird how it keeps happening! Kesha lost that case apparently  Which doesn't exonerate him in the least but lord its depressing
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Jul 3, 2021 00:40
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Do these people not have middle names?
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Jul 3, 2021 00:41
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Anime Bernie Bro posted:that weird dude is "dr. luke", the most prominent member of max martin's scene that writes nearly ALL pop songs. the fact that Taylor swift, an extremely talented, attractive,popular, white lady and one of the most famous pop stars in the world got screwed by the system just goes to show how much of a chance the rest of us have
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Jul 3, 2021 00:47
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FFT posted:Do these people not have middle names? Yeah, it's Siri.
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Jul 3, 2021 01:28
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my fiancée is named Alexa and even I’m loving tired of the bad jokesFFT posted:Do these people not have middle names? bawfuls has issued a correction as of 02:19 on Jul 3, 2021 |
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Jul 3, 2021 02:12
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I have a client named Alexa and frequently people have to pause meetings to go around and turn off their Amazon devices that keep triggering. 
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Jul 3, 2021 02:26
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i dont understand the upside of using a voice assistant? is everybody elbow deep in raw chicken at all times and cant use their phone?
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Jul 3, 2021 02:48
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Hey Alexa, poz my neg hole.
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Jul 3, 2021 02:58
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