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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Next thing you know, you're playing a flute to controll a spacecraft out to anihilate all living things on earth.

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Ugly In The Morning posted:

Ohhh you’re not familiar with one of the more :stare: internet postings.

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I refuse to accept this is real. No one is this stupid right.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Drone_Fragger posted:

I refuse to accept this is real. No one is this stupid right.

I used to think it was definitely fake but I’ve seen so many stupid, oblivious sec weirds that I’m open to the possibility that it’s real.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
It’s clearly a joke come on dudes

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673283879414661130/860283999518720010/get_cider_rolled_.mp4

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

some plague rats posted:

when u probed again but still scrolling the forums



CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

It's impossible to say whether climate change is good or not

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
Well to be fair 4 years ago he won an election that he lost by 3 million votes. It's not a great system.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007






Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Beeswax posted:

It’s clearly a joke come on dudes

it reads like a find and replace

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Beeswax posted:

It’s clearly a joke come on dudes

Tim O’Briens bit about factual vs true comes to mind.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
bullshit that fucker kringle told my parents i was naughty by not giving me any gifts that were good :mad:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

✅ Treats you worse if you're poor ✅

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Also anti sex work marxists who say the same thing and then take 2 minutes to stand up from their computer because they've ruined their back by the age of 30 at their manual labour job.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:

Also anti sex work marxists who say the same thing and then take 2 minutes to stand up from their computer because they've ruined their back by the age of 30 at their manual labour job.

Nobody who considers themselves an "anti sex work Marxist" has ever left their computer

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

imo all work is sex work

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Scholtz posted:

imo all work is sex work

It is the way I do it!!!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

All work is sex work if you're constantly shooting hot cum all day long :eng101:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Oh, SEX work. I thought you said hex work.

Anyway brb hexing the sun.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Drone_Fragger posted:

I refuse to accept this is real. No one is this stupid right.

I don't believe it's real as written, but I do think it's a find-and-replace on a real post that's a little less outlandish. My guess is furry stuff. "I got an artist to draw all of my family members as fursonas" etc.

Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Jul 3, 2021

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Jon Joe posted:

Oh, SEX work. I thought you said hex work.

Anyway brb hexing the sun.

sexin' the sun over here

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Biplane posted:

All work is sex work if you're constantly shooting hot cum all day long :eng101:

Yours is hot? Is that... is that nornal? Mine is like soft serve, both temperature and consistency wise.

this is deeply troubling

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Code Jockey posted:

Yours is hot? Is that... is that nornal? Mine is like soft serve, both temperature and consistency wise.

this is deeply troubling

Normally I would be concerned but soft serve is just too good

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Meme is good, but someone in the osha thread mentioned the spray is a heat shield for the workers in the boats.

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qvoncroWVb1ryvq99.mp4

(source)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Too soon, you have awoken me too soon!

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

some plague rats posted:

Nobody who considers themselves an "anti sex work Marxist" has ever left their computer

Fidel Castro, noted terminally online Marxist.

(I know what you're saying and it's true for the kind of "marxists" who scold sex workers on twitter, but there's also a decent number of actual Marxist movements past and present that have banned sex work)

E: have a meme

voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 02:04 on Jul 4, 2021

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