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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Virgil Vox posted:

I will admit it looks cool

yea lol it's blade runner af in action

Korean Boomhauer posted:

do u still toss actual dice

yes, the computer picks up the numbers and does the payouts

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Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Well nothing else so far has made me like them

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

the moment you say "i dont like anything sweet" i already know you have no loving idea what youre talking about

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

this isnt applebees you loving bitch gently caress off with your loving appletinis and loving strawberry and mango margs you loving motherfucker get some goddamn taste you loving piece of loving poo poo

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Buddykins posted:

the moment you say "i dont like anything sweet" i already know you have no loving idea what youre talking about

I'm a teetotaler and all I ever ask for at restaurants is strawberry lemonades.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I said NO!

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Buddykins posted:

this isnt applebees you loving bitch gently caress off with your loving appletinis and loving strawberry and mango margs you loving motherfucker get some goddamn taste you loving piece of loving poo poo

temper

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Buddykins posted:

this isnt applebees you loving bitch gently caress off with your loving appletinis and loving strawberry and mango margs you loving motherfucker get some goddamn taste you loving piece of loving poo poo

Did you say "tormp"?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

triemp

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I kid i kid. It actually isnt that frustrating

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I like turmp but nothing sweaty.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

you'd be surprised at how many people cant read the room and know what type of bar or restaurant theyre at

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

it's like some who go to a dive bar and order a sazerac or vieux carre or dry manhattan

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
I went to Applebee's once because I wanted a beer and it was the only place with a bar anywhere near me.

I didn't know there were still places with a basic domestic/import beer selection.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Buddykins posted:

you'd be surprised at how many people cant read the room and know what type of bar or restaurant theyre at


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ45RU2Xty0

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Running a bar would be fun. We'd be like in Ogallala and some hoighty toighty lady would walk in and ask for a vieux carre and we'd just serve a vodka with martini mix and olive juice beverage and call it The Local and charge double the happy hour price ez

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlGclIZV5JQ

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Buddykins posted:

you'd be surprised at how many people cant read the room and know what type of bar or restaurant theyre at

I used to banquet bartend, weddings, conferences etc and those gigs are all about volume and there was always one motherfuckers who wanted to get picky with 50 people in line behind him.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

DryGoods posted:

one good thing about living a Clean Life, is i never have to wonder if i should take random bags from the street home with me

lmao. i once walked past a bag of pills at a music concert. my friends were pissed when i told them

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I used to banquet bartend, weddings, conferences etc and those gigs are all about volume and there was always one motherfuckers who wanted to get picky with 50 people in line behind him.

lol there always is. I once had someone order a round of ramos gin fizzes at around 1 AM when i was working the nightclub and we were 2 lines deep with guests and I whispered to my bar manager, almost laughing, sweating my rear end off, as i was going to the back for heavy cream:"ramos gin fizz," and he looked at me, sweaty as hell, borderline shocked and surprised looking, and yelled over the music, mouth agape, "ARE YOU loving SERIOUS!?"

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Man Musk posted:

there are absolutely some hologram blackjack and craps dealers in las vegas in 2021, and it's just a bunch of people pressing buttons on a tablet... feeling it for the dealer profession



Electric craps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQQyzKjWLoY&t=80s

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

ramos fin jizz

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Buddykins posted:

this isnt applebees you loving bitch gently caress off with your loving appletinis and loving strawberry and mango margs you loving motherfucker get some goddamn taste you loving piece of loving poo poo

why would that annoy you? let people drink what they want

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

CODChimera posted:

why would that annoy you? let people drink what they want

this guy gets it

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Buddykins posted:

this isnt applebees you loving bitch gently caress off with your loving appletinis and loving strawberry and mango margs you loving motherfucker get some goddamn taste you loving piece of loving poo poo

this is me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

CODChimera posted:

why would that annoy you? let people drink what they want

its not that annoying i was being facetious

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
PROTIP for busy bars: if your drink order is more than four words long or involves more than three ingredients you're doing it wrong.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Lol hell yeah

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

PROTIP for busy bars: if your drink order is more than four words long or involves more than three ingredients you're doing it wrong.

vodka redbull!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i follow the video games deals thread and i saw this post and im thinking about it later

quote:

I've made money by letting GameStop hold my games for a year - I sold my entire 3DS collection when they had the "trade in any game worth $5+ and get an additional $5" and then bought them back when they were much cheaper and had some BOGO variants.

im not making fun of the guy at all. it just blows my mind that gamestop has taught people about :

-banking via pre-purchasing games
-shorting stocks
-shorting your own 3DS catalogue

like its insane to me that gamestop has had held such pivotal role in low key teaching people financial concepts. guy sold his games and then bought them back later for cheaper. thats literally shorting a stock but for 3DS games

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

not anymore tho, they gross

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

the only thing that can save gamestop in 2021 is curbside bar service

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Man Musk posted:

there are absolutely some hologram blackjack and craps dealers in las vegas in 2021, and it's just a bunch of people pressing buttons on a tablet... feeling it for the dealer profession



absolutely betting it all on cum

your mother did she lost

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Nice jam, and interesting group. According to google, they formed after a producer recruited musicians at a German immigration center, but were fired after 1 single b/c an EMI exec spent triple the A&R budget on them, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHCo2D4OP0

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Man Musk posted:

the only thing that can save gamestop in 2021 is curbside bar service

for one of my intro MBA in Finance classes we had to watch videos on ~what the idea of a business~ kinda poo poo. so part of it was watching a documentary on the guy who founded whole foods, who is a self described "right-wing hippy"

not sure if it still applies after the Amazon acquisition but his whole thing was "we let employees make decisions on hiring. we put bars in our supermarkets because that was suggested by the staff, and within two months they were one of our top performers."

anyway part of the class is responding to the reading and videos and such and i did a write up about how the whole foods documentary was similar to Retrato De Teresa, a cuban film about a woman who leaves an abusive husband and begins working in a factory. she ends up leading her factory's dance troup to the national finals and ends up in the cuban film industry. thats the bare bones description of the plot, but the important takeaway of the film is that as a cuban film made for cuban people in the 70's it was all about how personal success is tied to your drive, your connection to your factory co-op, and most importantly the party

im rambling but the point of my essay for teacher was "this guy is basically advocating capitalist socialism wherein all success for employees is tied to the success of Whole Foods. whether or not this is correct is another matter, but he has somehow come to the conclusion that he, a private business owner, is as responsible for his employees as a sovereign nation"

this is good poo poo. my teeth are numb and im still making my way through the one line i chopped up

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

cumshitter posted:

for one of my intro MBA in Finance classes we had to watch videos on ~what the idea of a business~ kinda poo poo. so part of it was watching a documentary on the guy who founded whole foods, who is a self described "right-wing hippy"

not sure if it still applies after the Amazon acquisition but his whole thing was "we let employees make decisions on hiring. we put bars in our supermarkets because that was suggested by the staff, and within two months they were one of our top performers."

anyway part of the class is responding to the reading and videos and such and i did a write up about how the whole foods documentary was similar to Retrato De Teresa, a cuban film about a woman who leaves an abusive husband and begins working in a factory. she ends up leading her factory's dance troup to the national finals and ends up in the cuban film industry. thats the bare bones description of the plot, but the important takeaway of the film is that as a cuban film made for cuban people in the 70's it was all about how personal success is tied to your drive, your connection to your factory co-op, and most importantly the party

im rambling but the point of my essay for teacher was "this guy is basically advocating capitalist socialism wherein all success for employees is tied to the success of Whole Foods. whether or not this is correct is another matter, but he has somehow come to the conclusion that he, a private business owner, is as responsible for his employees as a sovereign nation"

this is good poo poo. my teeth are numb and im still making my way through the one line i chopped up

employee side hustle was a building block of the british east india company 🙊 without states all that are left are profit centers and security guards

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

cumshitter posted:

i follow the video games deals thread and i saw this post and im thinking about it later

im not making fun of the guy at all. it just blows my mind that gamestop has taught people about :

-banking via pre-purchasing games
-shorting stocks
-shorting your own 3DS catalogue

like its insane to me that gamestop has had held such pivotal role in low key teaching people financial concepts. guy sold his games and then bought them back later for cheaper. thats literally shorting a stock but for 3DS games

i kinda wish theyd give it a rest, like the one dude i still talk with pretty regularly from high school has bought high on gamestop dogecoin and silver. i can tell when hes going to do something stupid because hell go on a facebook posting spree about whatever dumbshit research he did

kinda think his wife is the levelheaded one so hopefully she didnt let him get owned too hard but eventually hes going to get memed into options trading and his kid will starve

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

here in the 2nd largest city in the united states of america, the state doesn't really do much other than keep the roads clear and post a sign honoring the neighborhood of X constituency

that's fertile ground

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