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My child ate the head off a wax figurine at his babysitters. It was baby jesus from a manger. Yes there was a second coming.
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That statue had it coming is the way I heard it
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Jun 23, 2021 02:36
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Another Bill posted:That statue had it coming is the way I heard it well its mom certainly didnt
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Jun 23, 2021 03:08
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Finally found this thread as I sit with my 4yo and soon to be 2yo, waiting to pickup the new baby and momma from the hospital. When is the right age to ship them off to an antifa training camp, 5?
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Jun 26, 2021 15:19
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https://twitter.com/CBCCanada/status/1408451703284944898 They had 'orange shirt day' at school this week to remember the missing children from Canada's residential schools (those 751 bodies are at only one of about 140 sites), and I got to sit my 10 year old down to lay it all out. I explained how the church and the government used the police to take children away from their families and thousands of them died over the course of 100 years. And that it ended around the same time I finished high school, so it's not ancient history. She took it all in stride, because they've been taught about "reconciliation" at school since Kindergarten. Anyways, it felt good to finally drop the bullshit and be honest with her about Canada's history.
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Jun 26, 2021 16:04
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my kid has been wearing helmet for the last like 8 months because he had an extremely flat spot on his head. well, his head is nice and round now, but, he's really gotten used to having the helmet to protect his head. he's really not all that careful near, like, the coffee table. well, at least he's already (mostly) learned to walk, so most of those bad falls are over with. toddlers, man!
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Jun 26, 2021 21:16
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my 2.5 year old has decided in the last week he doesn't like pants, and kicks and yells every time i put pants or shorts on now. when he did it this morning i was cracking myself up by saying "this is a violation of the NAP!" over and over, which might be a sign of reading cspam too much.
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Jun 27, 2021 20:28
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my seven year old doffs his clothes at the earliest opportunity. it's a thing.
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Jun 27, 2021 22:53
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my wife is in very early stages of pregnancy which is very exciting but this is still the danger zone for miscarriages so we aren't telling anyone we know. still okay to post online about though. hope this one sticks (and that it's a girl)!!!
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Jul 2, 2021 23:49
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Man those early days seem like a lifetime ago Now this little dirtbag wants to hold the remote constantly 
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Jul 3, 2021 00:02
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*me as a kid* "gently caress I wish I could draw like an adult." *me as a parent* "Holy poo poo did you see this dragon our son painted? I love the mouth and the nose and how he used a fork to do the teeth all jagged... man I wish I could make something this cool."
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Jul 3, 2021 08:38
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Anybody else looking at covid stats and letting their dreams of sending the kids to school die?
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Jul 3, 2021 14:38
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My youngest has croup so I slept on the floor next to her crib last night so I could keep her calm if she started coughing. I am assuming my back will eventually stop seizing up... But looking over and seeing her sleeping peacefully did make it almost worth it...
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Jul 3, 2021 15:07
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PerniciousKnid posted:Anybody else looking at covid stats and letting their dreams of sending the kids to school die? We're still out of daycare after using pandemic unemployment as paternity leave. That's ending but I don't give a gently caress and will survive on beans if I have to to power through until there's an approved vaccine. I'm also keeping an eye on Pfizer and Moderna trials but the closest one is still 600 miles away. Said trial is 20 miles from my antivax brother's house.
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Jul 3, 2021 15:30
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PerniciousKnid posted:Anybody else looking at covid stats and letting their dreams of sending the kids to school die? it sucks but we're just risking it for daycare... we both work (and my wife is back in the office) and our kid is too active to not actively watch constantly. love the usa and its awesome society. at least we two adults have the mrna vaccine.
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Jul 3, 2021 15:41
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Hopefully the 6-12 year old vaccine trial data arrives by end of summer, as scheduled.
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Jul 3, 2021 17:08
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There is absolutely no way the Biden administration is going to let the school year start without the vaccine being approved for kids. There are only 2 things Biden can reasonably take credit for, the vaccine rollout and writing everyone a And even the vaccine rollout is shaky at best given they've mostly stuck to the trump playbook, so they definetly dont want to gently caress that up
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Jul 3, 2021 17:13
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toddler just had to have his first epipen administration. dairy allergies rule! The Nastier Nate posted:There is absolutely no way the Biden administration is going to let the school year start without the vaccine being approved for kids. currently betting on this. it’s probable that my under-5yo won’t be able to get vaxxed until a bit after older kids, but going completely back to normal without anything for 5-12yos while delta or worse is around is going to mean a lot of dead and disabled kids.
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Jul 3, 2021 17:19
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i'd like to be optimistic but the administration's position on kids and covid hasn't changed much since biden said this in february at a town hallquote:"Kids don't get Covid very often. It's unusual for that to happen. They don't -- the evidence so far is children aren't the people most likely to get Covid," Biden said. i doubt we're getting expedited vaccine approval so kids can get jabbed prior to the start of the school year so long as they stick with the messaging that covid in kids is no biggie
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Jul 3, 2021 17:23
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my kid has become acutely aware of covid and keeps her mask on surprisingly and some parents I know are still serious about covid .her school district has not issued a guideline about masks yet. her district is 80% minority so outside of chuds it’s a demo with low vaccine so hope the school board recognizes this.
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Jul 3, 2021 17:24
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Insanite posted:currently betting on this. it’s probable that my under-5yo won’t be able to get vaxxed until a bit after older kids, but going completely back to normal without anything for 5-12yos while delta or worse is around is going to mean a lot of dead and disabled kids. Yeah I'm basically left hoping that Delta kills so many other people's kids that schools are forced to keep mine safe. Wooo.
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Jul 3, 2021 17:34
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:*me as a kid*  for me, looking at my kids' art has always been one of parenting life's greatest pick-me-ups
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Jul 3, 2021 17:49
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I saw this thread and wanted to post something funny about my aversion to genital mutliation but read the rules and lost my energy.
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Jul 3, 2021 18:01
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PerniciousKnid posted:Yeah I'm basically left hoping that Delta kills so many other people's kids that schools are forced to keep mine safe. Wooo. it's funny seeing the level of hysteria here so high that you're hoping kids die. totally rad take bro
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Jul 3, 2021 18:04
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You're going to have to try harder to poo poo up the thread bro. Over in the Canada thread we've got a guy stanning for the catholic church and posting his tax returns as some kind of pathetic self-own https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3847177&pagenumber=607&perpage=40#post515946292
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PerniciousKnid posted:Anybody else looking at covid stats and letting their dreams of sending the kids to school die? My wife is due in early August and between her maternity leave and me saving up all of my vacation plus my company giving me a couple weeks of paternity leave were going to be able to keep her out of daycare until January and I'm just kinda hoping that it will have already burned through all the other kids by then.
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Jul 3, 2021 18:18
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I like that I can tell how lovely a parent I've been on a given day by looking at my phone's remaining battery charge.
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Jul 3, 2021 21:20
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PerniciousKnid posted:I like that I can tell how lovely a parent I've been on a given day by looking at my phone's remaining battery charge. Also my daily post count
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PerniciousKnid posted:Yeah I'm basically left hoping that Delta kills so many other people's kids that schools are forced to keep mine safe. Wooo.  
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Jul 4, 2021 01:06
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PerniciousKnid posted:I like that I can tell how lovely a parent I've been on a given day by looking at my phone's remaining battery charge. wife is complete opposite, so it works out nicely
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Jul 4, 2021 01:29
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my child has spent 20 minutes face planting between the couch and ottoman You do you, toddler demon
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Jul 4, 2021 01:32
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PerniciousKnid posted:Yeah I'm basically left hoping that Delta kills so many other people's kids that schools are forced to keep mine safe. Wooo. kids are blameless, don't wish harm on them wtf
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Jul 4, 2021 01:45
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Mustached Demon posted:my child has spent 20 minutes face planting between the couch and ottoman my kid at the playground the other day got on one of those spinning cups and just looped around for a good 15 minutes https://i.imgur.com/BNUBJpk.mp4
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Jul 4, 2021 01:47
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watching the neighborhood fireworks register on my baby’s monitor, ugh I’m old don’t these hooligans know it’s midnight
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Jul 4, 2021 05:00
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PerniciousKnid posted:Yeah I'm basically left hoping that Delta kills so many other people's kids that schools are forced to keep mine safe. Wooo. wtf
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The Nastier Nate posted:Also my daily post count Eh mine was higher yesterday since I had a sick 18 month old lying on me all day. I try not to actually beat myself up over screen time since poo poo is super hard right now and honestly if my kids can watch a little sponge Bob while I try to get any of the thousand things that need to get done, so be it.
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We are waiting a bit longer to put the 3 year old back in preschool. We are in a new part of the country but he is doing ok because there are more outdoor activities for him and just more space in general. I've been interviewing at different school districts and it's weird how little time some of them lost to covid compared to where I came from. We will vaccinate both boys for sure when it becomes available but the moderna shots made me so sick I worry about them!
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Jul 4, 2021 12:19
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U-DO Burger posted:kids are blameless, don't wish harm on them wtf I'm not wishing harm on them, I'm saying the best case scenario is that when a bunch of kids inevitably die for capitalism mine aren't among them.
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PerniciousKnid posted:I'm not wishing harm on them, I'm saying the best case scenario is that when a bunch of kids inevitably die for capitalism mine aren't among them. Not In My Boy, Yo! But seriously, I get it. Current policy might get some kids infected and die. I don't want that either, but I would like it even less if they were my kid. Luckily, I'm in Denmark where our Romanian ambassador did a capitalism to get us a bunch of extra vaccines that the Romanians didn't want. And also the antivax movement is less prominent and we have some infrastructure for parents. Most people get to stay home with pay for a day or two with a sick kid for instance.
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PerniciousKnid posted:I'm not wishing harm on them, I'm saying the best case scenario is that when a bunch of kids inevitably die for capitalism mine aren't among them. i understand that feeling. but imo you should keep in mind that parents itt can be from all over the place, perhaps in a less fortunate situation than yours, with even less control over how much potential exposure to covid their kids have. when you make posts like that, people are understandably gonna get pissed
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