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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

NoneMoreNegative posted:





Please don't gently caress the slime fridge.

i remember thinking this was the dumbest fuckin concept

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mediaphage posted:

i remember thinking this was the dumbest fuckin concept

and now you're in the stasis goo for bad think

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Alan Smithee posted:

and now you're in the stasis goo for bad think

well i'm not planning on eating myself so thats ok

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

NoneMoreNegative posted:





Please don't gently caress the slime fridge.

you cant stop me

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Please don't gently caress the slime fridge.

thats a pretty rude nickname for your mum

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

PCjr sidecar posted:

thats a pretty rude nickname for your mum
rude, but not inaccurate

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

NoneMoreNegative posted:





Please don't gently caress the slime fridge.

So a straggler is making his way across the land when he comes across a megafactory. Needing a place to sleep, he begs elon musk to let him stay the night. Musk agrees, and tells him to bunk up in the kitchen.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Alan Smithee posted:

being forcefully given summary idol surgery in a no knock raid by chaebol robot dogs

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/KELLYWEILL/status/1410972173536223238

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




deeply cursed

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/hinz_tamara/status/1411041246303461380?s=21

Gun Metal Cray
Apr 27, 2005

Pillbug

have you tried smiling

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER



as many other camera add ons maybe it only works on whites

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007



it's pretty cyberpunk that this organization is needed.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Boiled Water posted:

as many other camera add ons maybe it only works on whites

solution: keep a walk in fridge full of ice cold scandinavians on site

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/johnreppion/status/1411037757741441027?s=19

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




iPhone is somehow cheaper than the android.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i have never wanted a phone so badly in my life

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Denouncing thicc ripe bunnies dropping rear end on my Mao’s little red phone

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

take off the portrait and the outbreak of camera warts and i'd rock that for sure

modern corporate pseudo-minimalism is so poo poo. bring back art nouveau imo and fill your products with curlicues and elegant filigree. imagine a phone that looks like a classic singer sewing machine.



hell yeah

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



everything has to be flat and minimalist to minimize the danger that people will look around their homes and be shocked by how much stupid bullshit they own

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror



Also, all is flat and boring so you can sell flashy poo poo at premium

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

take off the portrait and the outbreak of camera warts and i'd rock that for sure

modern corporate pseudo-minimalism is so poo poo. bring back art nouveau imo and fill your products with curlicues and elegant filigree. imagine a phone that looks like a classic singer sewing machine.



hell yeah

seriously. brass and ebony inlay, oh my god

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i've got a singer like that. it's 110 years old and has not needed a single repair, only oiling once every 30 years or so

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

honestly surprised i haven't seen more art deco in modern consumer design, the emphasis on fine lines would actually fit in with modern minimalism pretty well

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
I've seen some attempts at Art Deco style in a modern way, and they're always bad

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

art deco only really works with fine/expensive materials, otherwise you end up looking like the beetlejuice yuppie house memphis style

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i said art nouveau, not art deco. jeez.

art deco is a great look when done right but it's a little obvious. i want a wrought iron phone covered in inlaid vines with a bathing nymph engraved into the back

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i have a 60s or 70s italian sewing machine that i just need to put a new motor on. its this amazing shade of pink and the geartrain underneath looks like the top end of an engine or something.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/0xPolygon/status/1410976559008305161?s=19

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



man I thought NFTs were passé by now

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what an unfortunate name

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
crypto is pretty much only for nonces anyway

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Carthag Tuek posted:

man I thought NFTs were passé by now

they are

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER



what even is comedy anymore

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
we got the make it more complicated, sure all commerce could be tracked with a single rack of computers if you could actually trust a another single human being
but we got make it trustless so we can burn a tanker of of oil every hour and still get scammed

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cBiyWlYous

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Google Glass v2 budget looking diminished.

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shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
> hey where r u, txt me plz

< adee fnm.allq,,k.. ... akoi

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