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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Portland posted:

What is the Mexican homophobic chant?

It's the Spanish equivalent of the F word that isn't gently caress.

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Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Portland posted:

What is the Mexican homophobic chant?

That's a good question.

Portland
May 5, 2021

Edward Mass posted:

It's the Spanish equivalent of the F word that isn't gently caress.

I don’t understand

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

shirts and skins posted:

https://www.espn.com/soccer/blog-th...-zigzag-pattern

US men wearing dazzle camo in an attempt to throw off the aim of fans at Azteca

Waldo kit forever.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Gold Cup roster for the US:

GOALKEEPERS (3):

Brad Guzan – Atlanta United
Sean Johnson – New York City FC
Matt Turner – New England Revolution

DEFENDERS (8):

George Bello – Atlanta United
Reggie Cannon – Boavista
Shaq Moore – Tenerife
Donovan Pines – D.C. United
Miles Robinson – Atlanta United
James Sands – New York City FC
Sam Vines – Colorado Rapids
Walker Zimmerman – Nashville SC

MIDFIELDERS (6):

Kellyn Acosta – Colorado Rapids
Gianluca Busio – Sporting Kansas City
Sebastian Lletget – LA Galaxy
Cristian Roldan – Seattle Sounders
Eryk Williamson – Portland Timbers
Jackson Yueill – San Jose Earthquakes

FORWARDS (6):

Paul Arriola – D.C. United
Daryl Dike – Orlando City SC
Nicholas Gioacchini – Caen
Matthew Hoppe – Schalke
Jonathan Lewis – Colorado Rapids
Gyasi Zardes – Columbus Crew

vvv I don't know what you're talking about :ninja:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jul 1, 2021

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Bringing any goalkeepers or....?

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Serious lack of JOZY TIME

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
That is a lot of MLS guys. Eh, it's the Gold Cup, might as well.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Speaking of a lot of MLS guys, Canada's roster:

GOALKEEPERS (3):

Maxime Crepeau – Vancouver Whitecaps FC
Jayson Leutwiler – Oldham Athletic AFC
Dayne St. Clair – Minnesota United FC

DEFENDERS (7):

Alphonso Davies – FC Bayern Munich
Doneil Henry – Suwon Samsung Bluewings
Alistair Johnston – Nashville SC
Scott Kennedy – SSV Jahn Regensburg
Richie Laryea – Toronto FC
Kamal Miller – CF Montréal
Steven Vitoria – Moreirense FC

MIDFIELDERS (6):

Stephen Eustaquio – FC Pacos de Ferreira
Liam Fraser – Columbus Crew
Mark-Anthony Kaye – LAFC
Jonathan Osorio – Toronto FC
Harry Paton – Ross County FC
Samuel Piette – CF Montréal

FORWARDS (7):

Ayo Akinola – Toronto FC
Tajon Buchanan – New England Revolution
Lucas Cavallini – Vancouver Whitecaps FC
Theo Corbeanu – Wolverhampton Wanderers FC
David Junior Hoilett – Unattached
Cyle Larin – Besiktas JK
Tyler Pasher – Houston Dynamo FC

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

was always gonna be a MLS based B team, but i'm pleasantly surprised by the relative lack of Jozy or other no future usmnt players. (although i'll be cranky everytime Zardes sees the pitch)

Disappointed Caden Clark won't be there. Want to see Busio a lot.

edit:

https://twitter.com/stuholden/status/1410650862188318720

welp

G-Hawk fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jul 1, 2021

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
e:n/m

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

I've kind of checked out of MLS over the last couple of years but it's still odd to see a US squad for a "major" tournament and recognize only two or three names

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

whypick1 posted:

Speaking of a lot of MLS guys, Canada's roster:

GOALKEEPERS (3):

Maxime Crepeau – Vancouver Whitecaps FC
Jayson Leutwiler – Oldham Athletic AFC
Dayne St. Clair – Minnesota United FC

DEFENDERS (7):

Alphonso Davies – FC Bayern Munich
Doneil Henry – Suwon Samsung Bluewings
Alistair Johnston – Nashville SC
Scott Kennedy – SSV Jahn Regensburg
Richie Laryea – Toronto FC
Kamal Miller – CF Montréal
Steven Vitoria – Moreirense FC

MIDFIELDERS (6):

Stephen Eustaquio – FC Pacos de Ferreira
Liam Fraser – Columbus Crew
Mark-Anthony Kaye – LAFC
Jonathan Osorio – Toronto FC
Harry Paton – Ross County FC
Samuel Piette – CF Montréal

FORWARDS (7):

Ayo Akinola – Toronto FC
Tajon Buchanan – New England Revolution
Lucas Cavallini – Vancouver Whitecaps FC
Theo Corbeanu – Wolverhampton Wanderers FC
David Junior Hoilett – Unattached
Cyle Larin – Besiktas JK
Tyler Pasher – Houston Dynamo FC

Where is Jonathan David? :smith:

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



stab posted:

Where is Jonathan David? :smith:

took a knock, wants to be fit for the octagon and probably also for the guys who pay the bills

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

How's this for some total loving bullshit?

https://twitter.com/ArnoldcommaJon/status/1410981637173694465

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

What a power move. Surely they'd have to be official matches and not friendlies though? Are Mexico going to pay a couple countries $$$$$ to play otherwise?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I don’t think other countries would work since it wouldn’t be a home game, but I’m sure you could find some level youth or women’s team to play and try to use that to count toward it.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
For those of you not following Gold Cup qualifying (and why would you), Cuba forfeited their match last night because of COVID-19 travel restrictions.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Guess no Cuban national team players are defecting this year :v::respek::smith:

The last round of the qualifications happens on Tuesday to determine the final three teams. Groups are:

Group A
Mexico
El Salvador
Curacao
Trinidad & Tobago - French Guiana winner

Group B
US
Canada
Martinique
Haiti - Bermuda winner

Group C
Costa Rica
Jamaica
Suriname
Guatemala - Guadeloupe winner

Group D
Honduras
Panama
Grenada
Qatar

TIL Qatar was in this competition and was also supposed to play in the Copa America

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
Which group is the group of death please

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

abuse culture. posted:

Which group is the group of death please

Group D, if Qatar don’t win they’ll be killed! :dadjoke:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Edward Mass posted:

Group D, if Qatar don’t win they’ll be killed! :dadjoke:

I didn't realize the players were also building the stadiums

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
T&T needed 8 rounds of penalties to beat French Guiana.

Their reward is facing Mexico right off the bat.

QUEER FRASIER
May 31, 2011

one of the funniest pk shootouts I’ve ever seen rn between guatemala and guadalupe

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Apparently it's Penalty Shootout Day today. Spain-Italy. Columbia-Argentina. T&T-French Guiana going 8 (!) rounds. Guatemala-Guadeloupe going 12 (!!!!) rounds. Anyway, the Gold Cup field is finally set. Opening matches:

Group A
El Salvador vs. Curacao - Sat, July 10, 5PM ET
El Salvador vs. Guatemala - Sun, July 11, 10:30PM ET
Mexico vs. Trinidad & Tobago - Sat, July 10, 10PM ET

Group B
Canada vs. Martinique - Sun, July 11, 6:30PM ET
USA vs. Haiti - Sun, July 11, 8:30PM ET

Group C
Jamaica vs. Suriname - Mon, July 12, 6:30PM ET
Costa Rica vs. Guadeloupe - Mon, July 12, 9PM ET

Group D
Qatar vs. Panama - Tue, July 13, 7PM ET
Honduras vs. Grenada - Tue, July 13, 9PM ET

Fox Sports and Univision will be broadcasting matches in the US.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Jul 10, 2021

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:rip: :canada:

https://twitter.com/CanadaSoccerEN/status/1413585963238969346

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Curacao out due to COVID results, Guatemala in.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Jul 10, 2021

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Hope Cristian Roldan shows well, he's improved a lot for Seattle in the last couple years. Funnily enough his brother, also on the Sounders (and actually a viable pro after switching positions) opted to play for El Salvador. Wonder how often brothers play against each other in international play.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

shirts and skins posted:

Hope Cristian Roldan shows well, he's improved a lot for Seattle in the last couple years. Funnily enough his brother, also on the Sounders (and actually a viable pro after switching positions) opted to play for El Salvador. Wonder how often brothers play against each other in international play.

The Boateng brothers played against each other in a World Cup. I don’t think the Vieri brothers ever actually played against each other. Those are the only two high profile brothers who played for different countries I can think off off the top of my head.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
It’s a good day for some CONCACAF football

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
Mexico just poached one of the Funes Mori twins, don't know if the other one gets called up for Argentina anymore but I guess there's a chance they could play against each other.

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


Think the Xhaka brothers may have played each other as well

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yep: https://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/match/2017878--albania-vs-switzerland/lineups/?iv=true

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Shrapnig posted:

The Boateng brothers played against each other in a World Cup. I don’t think the Vieri brothers ever actually played against each other. Those are the only two high profile brothers who played for different countries I can think off off the top of my head.



Ungratek posted:

Think the Xhaka brothers may have played each other as well

Good pulls. That's interesting stuff.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Someone would have to check if Julian De Guzman (Canada) played that traitor Jonathan De Guzman (Netherlands)

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



stab posted:

Someone would have to check if Julian De Guzman (Canada) played that traitor Jonathan De Guzman (Netherlands)

absolutely no reason for canada to be playing the netherlands

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Azerban posted:

absolutely no reason for canada to be playing the netherlands

We need those blowout type matches we keep close so we can remind our invisible fanbase when in the rare instance we keep it close


Guys we lost to Brazil(c's team*)2-1!

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



RIP Chucky

https://twitter.com/TUDNMEX/status/1414054135431720961

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Refs put the game on hold because the fans in a game involving Mexico are being assholes. Gee, I'm shocked. :geno:

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
A hearty lol at Mexico.

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