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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1411597101746724866

:911:

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uafScAiaC44

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Jon Irenicus posted:

a gallon of lemonade would make me throw up

weakling

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i realize in a way that when i pet my younger cat i am not just learning but creating a language with them. cats dont meow at each other, that is just the way they communicate with humans. a lot of cat language between cats is visual and also vocalized in frequencies we cant hear

but when i pet my little girl dotty she meows or does high pitched mews at me and i just mimmic them back. as far as i can tell, our conversations go like this when im petting her:

"i love you"

"i hear you, and i love you"

"i hear you and i love you"

"i hear you and i love you"

which is about as much information as i want to convey to my cat

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Going on twitter to complain about my social media ban

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010


lol did he poo poo his pants?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
cats haven't evolved the neural systems to understand communication. i don't think they even have souls

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

cats haven't evolved the neural systems to understand communication. i don't think they even have souls

you motherfucker

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I have a decade old version of Rosetta Stone :filez: that I should install

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
you're living a fantasy with a bag of meat

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

happy 4th of poo poo gently caress america demon cracker nation

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

DryGoods posted:

you're living a fantasy with a bag of meat

you're living in a fantasy as a bag of meat

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

WrasslorMonkey posted:

happy 4th of poo poo gently caress america demon cracker nation

That's right

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/TrueLegendFilms/status/1411411562162647043?s=20

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

PyPy posted:

what’s your no-bullshit review of Duolingo? does it teach one to be fully fluent (read, write, speak) or is it just speak?

LingoDeer is a much better program imo

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

love it or leave it bitch (by boat?)

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BFriedmanDC/status/1411768880440164355

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ComputerLove_/status/1411785116129636357

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1411770014244483084

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

I need a speaker system for our living room any recs?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1411789839867912192

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
yo creo tu comes caca, bitch

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

p sure I’m just celebrating not having to go to work tomorrow but w/e

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Took some easy money at work today. Im off in 1 minute and I'm waiting to unleash the nite crew that's been in me for 3 weeks now

(I only drink one day a month now)

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/1411764371206852612?s=20

move over wildfires

ocean fires are the new

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Weird, I'm not a Nazi and I can do all of these things just fine

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



that's me

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Business Gorillas posted:

Took some easy money at work today. Im off in 1 minute and I'm waiting to unleash the nite crew that's been in me for 3 weeks now

(I only drink one day a month now)

found a free baggy of some legit good coke on the street friday night and i am on that level you wanna be on.

its good, good poo poo. i dunno a lot about coke talk but apparently the shine on it means "shiny like fish scales, good poo poo" or "choppped up with wood epoxy that wont really hurt you too much"

i try no tto think aobut it much

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
if you really want to learn the language fast, audio cd's still work well. i know the Michel Thomas series are good. if you're interacting with a native speaker, that rounds it out. or watching some spanish tv

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Ball Tazeman posted:

I need a speaker system for our living room any recs?

Danley, void, or funktion one of you dsp it right

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1411786856065290245

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




lol you dont get no choice when you go through inprocessing. they walk you through a line full of nurses each one with a different shot till you are done.

Then when you finish your job training and get assigned overseas you go through it again this time with the potential of having to get smallpox.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me, interviewing with michelin tires: so if i understand you right, you do all your ads and media in house and dont hire out to an advertising firm?

HR Person: Yes, that's correct

me: ok, hear me out on this one. i know its a journey but just follow me there. what if the michelin man had a cartoon plane mascot who loved dog turds and-

HR Person: Stop. We will send our offer to you tomororw. You will be invited to join the Michelin family.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Update:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

cumshitter posted:

me, interviewing with michelin tires: so if i understand you right, you do all your ads and media in house and dont hire out to an advertising firm?

HR Person: Yes, that's correct

me: ok, hear me out on this one. i know its a journey but just follow me there. what if the michelin man had a cartoon plane mascot who loved dog turds and-

HR Person: Stop. We will send our offer to you tomororw. You will be invited to join the Michelin family.

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



gently caress you I will not click

I will die having never seen this

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


also lmao :qq:

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

DarkEuphoria posted:

gently caress you I will not click

I will die having never seen this

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