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The US Navy owns a 50,000 acre ash forest for the sole purpose of Theseus-ing the USS Constitution rather than turn it into a drydocked museum
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Jul 2, 2021 03:13
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just remembered these. i miss his twitter so much 
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Jul 2, 2021 13:34
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That officiating a wedding for minor house lib aristocracy killed RBG
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Jul 2, 2021 16:40
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Now that's a full-service presidential candidate!
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Jul 2, 2021 16:42
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when biden sent a letter to everyone reminding them that 600+1400 = 2000
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"No two countries that both have Pokemon Go™ have ever fought a war against each other since they each got their Pokemon Go™"
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Pokemon Go Home Yankee!
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steve bannon got arrested on a chinese yacht by the mail police
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Elizabeth Warren singing "Red and yellow, black and white, they're all precious in his sight" and very clearly expecting applause, except not a single person clapped- just dead silence.
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Andorra posted:Elizabeth Warren singing "Red and yellow, black and white, they're all precious in his sight" and very clearly expecting applause, except not a single person clapped- just dead silence. "No no, it's okay for me to say it. I'm part injun, chemo-sobby!" I remembered this thing that she said in my imagination which, according to Amerikkkan jurisprudence, means that she said it and I'm remembering it.
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Tubgoat posted:"No no, it's okay for me to say it. I'm part injun, chemo-sobby!" ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRRhwQw0pQQ
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"They are yellow, black and white."  That was so much worse than I was picturing. I had to shut if off when she offered to harmonise with the dude. WOW that pause was deafening, and the loving face she made! That she had a single unironic supporter ever is the most extreme indictment of this cursed nation that I can imagine. "I'm gonna go get me a beer!" also happened. Jfc.
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Jul 4, 2021 15:51
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Jul 4, 2021 17:17
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Elizabeth Warren seems like the kind of claiming-not-to-be-racist person who would say something like "I don't care if you're black, white, red, purple..."
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Jul 4, 2021 17:20
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Gotta get that colloidal silver grift.
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Jul 4, 2021 17:43
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One of our hotels rooms allegedly smelled bad so a coworker put it out of order with the note (typo included): "Carper smells like pee."
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Private Cumshoe posted:Elizabeth Warren seems like the kind of claiming-not-to-be-racist person who would say something like "I don't care if you're black, white, red, purple..." oh most definitely. the kind of person who just makes up a skin color (or even like a pattern like polka dots or something) as if we are trying to commune with a bolt of fabric from planet krypton.
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Jul 4, 2021 18:29
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racist artifacts
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Excelzior posted:racist artifacts
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Jul 4, 2021 18:59
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In the 2016 Dem Convention, the networks didn't even bother airing Biden's speech.
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Jul 4, 2021 19:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc Happy Birthday, and successful conclusion to military operations in Afghanistan, America!! 
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Private Cumshoe posted:Elizabeth Warren seems like the kind of claiming-not-to-be-racist person who would say something like "I don't care if you're black, white, red, purple..." "We're all from different cultures here. Some of you are white, some of you are black. You're brown. And you're silver. But I don't care if your skin's red or tan or Chinese. You're all going to have to learn to die together."
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Jul 5, 2021 02:21
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That Junior Achievement bullshit from elementary/middle school. That poo poo still going on? Gradeschool sure was a land of contrasts.
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Shrecknet posted:The US Navy owns a 50,000 acre ash forest for the sole purpose of Theseus-ing the USS Constitution rather than turn it into a drydocked museum I'm sure that'll go great now that there's an invasive beetle wrecking the poo poo out of ash trees
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Lord of Pie posted:I'm sure that'll go great now that there's an invasive beetle wrecking the poo poo out of ash trees
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Jul 5, 2021 23:03
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No way! Lmao
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Jul 5, 2021 23:41
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Mr President send me instead!
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Jul 5, 2021 23:44
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our funniest President
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In her memoir, a copy of which was obtained by The Guardian, Sanders described an incident at the summit in Singapore with Trump, Kim, and a collection of their aides. She said in the book, set to be released next Tuesday, that during a session of talks, Kim "reluctantly" accepted a Tic Tac mint from Trump, who "dramatically blew into the air to reassure Kim it was just a breath mint" and not poison. The pair then talked about sports, including women's soccer, at which point Sanders looked up "to notice Kim staring at me," she said, according to The Guardian. "We made direct eye contact and Kim nodded and appeared to wink at me," she wrote. "I was stunned. I quickly looked down and continued taking notes." She added: "All I could think was, 'What just happened? Surely Kim Jong Un did not just mark me!?'" The former press secretary said that later, in the presidential limousine, she told Trump and John Kelly, who was then his chief of staff, about the incident. "Kim Jong Un hit on you!" Trump said, according to Sanders. "He did! He f---ing hit on you!" Sanders replied, "Sir, please stop." "Well, Sarah, that settles it. You're going to North Korea and taking one for the team!" Trump told her, Sanders said. "Your husband and kids will miss you, but you'll be a hero to your country!" Trump and Kelly then "howled with laughter," Sanders said.
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Jul 6, 2021 01:06
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trump gave Kim jong un a tic tac lol
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:In her memoir, a copy of which was obtained by The Guardian, Sanders described an incident at the summit in Singapore with Trump, Kim, and a collection of their aides. He was just making fun of her eyes 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:He was just making fun of her eyes lmao
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It's truly detestable that Sarah Huckabee Sanders had to suffer such workplace sexual harassment
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instead of workplace sexual harassment, she should have been driven from civilization by an angry mob that pelted her with rotten fruit.
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