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TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/pickle_bee/status/1411254947891515401
https://twitter.com/pickle_bee/status/1411256032874074112

# ? Jul 5, 2021 22:35

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# ? May 27, 2024 15:06

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

you should NEVER tell a poet
"you should write a poem about that"
because there is a chance,
no matter how small,
that they may actually do it

& then you will be responsible
for there being more poetry in the world.

Is that what you want?

no

exactly

so think of the consequences

# ? Jul 5, 2021 22:39

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/pickle_bee/status/1411254947891515401
https://twitter.com/pickle_bee/status/1411256032874074112

when you accidently call your dad a pedophile.

# ? Jul 5, 2021 22:42

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/BigBrainPosting/status/1411768441606840323?s=19

# ? Jul 5, 2021 23:20

Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

https://twitter.com/TweetNotLoading/status/1410375558324686848?s=19

# ? Jul 5, 2021 23:28

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/JohnLauner/status/1408674332914683913

# ? Jul 6, 2021 01:09

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

https://twitter.com/images_ai/status/1412074268284891136

# ? Jul 6, 2021 02:16

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

I like the specificity of how much ol Ben would have loved PornHub.

https://twitter.com/veryimportant/status/1411855267885633536

# ? Jul 6, 2021 07:22

Theris: Oct 9, 2007

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/pickle_bee/status/1411254947891515401
https://twitter.com/pickle_bee/status/1411256032874074112

Any screenshots of what these were replying to?

# ? Jul 6, 2021 08:10

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Jet Jaguar posted:

I like the specificity of how much ol Ben would have loved PornHub.

https://twitter.com/veryimportant/status/1411855267885633536

What did the founding fathers sacrifice? Seems like they gained more than they lost.

# ? Jul 6, 2021 08:17

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Theris posted:

Any screenshots of what these were replying to?

I don't have screenshots, but the first one was negative re: sex work and the second one amounted to "what are you, 12?"

# ? Jul 6, 2021 08:21

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Biplane posted:

What did the founding fathers sacrifice? Seems like they gained more than they lost.

They sacrificed really quite a lot of first nations people. And a bunch of slaves.

# ? Jul 6, 2021 08:24

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

SimonChris posted:

The guy who made this is doing an entire series:

https://twitter.com/therealsobreiro/status/1409236497530769414

It's August, 2004. I'm reading hilarious Watchmen edits on somethingawful.com.

It's July, 2021. I'm reading hilarious Watchmen edits on somethingawful.com.

e: Hilarious for the time, wow, some of those have not aged well.

Dareon has a new favorite as of 09:26 on Jul 6, 2021

# ? Jul 6, 2021 09:09

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Waiting for Nite Owl and Silk Spectre to turn up at Ozymandius's base like "Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your instructions"

# ? Jul 6, 2021 09:27

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Dareon posted:

It's August, 2004. I'm reading hilarious Watchmen edits on somethingawful.com.

It's July, 2021. I'm reading hilarious Watchmen edits on somethingawful.com.

e: Hilarious for the time, wow, some of those have not aged well.

Link for posterity?

# ? Jul 6, 2021 09:29

cohsae: Jun 19, 2015

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Waiting for Nite Owl and Silk Spectre to turn up at Ozymandius's base like "Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your instructions"

"Good lord, what is happening in there?!"
"...There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen"

# ? Jul 6, 2021 10:01

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Jet Jaguar posted:

I like the specificity of how much ol Ben would have loved PornHub.

https://twitter.com/veryimportant/status/1411855267885633536

Bill & Ted remake where Ben hunt and peck types "gilf" into Google and dissappears for the rest of the film

# ? Jul 6, 2021 10:09

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

Elysiume posted:

I don't have screenshots, but the first one was negative re: sex work and the second one amounted to "what are you, 12?"

# ? Jul 6, 2021 10:23

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1411104911786496004?s=21

trap sprung :getin:

# ? Jul 6, 2021 10:28

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

FFT posted:

Link for posterity?

https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/watchmen-funnies/1/

# ? Jul 6, 2021 10:31

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Dareon posted:

It's August, 2004. I'm reading hilarious Watchmen edits on somethingawful.com.

Dareon posted:

e: Hilarious for the time, wow, some of those have not aged well.

# ? Jul 6, 2021 13:13

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

I love a good ol troll thread
https://twitter.com/ChlamydiaRises/status/1412090433887473670

# ? Jul 6, 2021 14:08

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1412393437429698561

https://twitter.com/GodysseyPodcast/status/1411867082308960257

# ? Jul 6, 2021 14:18

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1412330391139127296

# ? Jul 6, 2021 14:29

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Steven Crowder most recent tweet, from 4 days ago.

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1412210204247314439?s=19

Also hasn't uploaded any videos on YouTube in 6 days.

# ? Jul 6, 2021 17:44

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/lilydont/status/1412321584002469888?s=19

# ? Jul 6, 2021 17:58

Basic Poster: May 11, 2015; Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Can we do TikToks here? This man is incredible

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdC8X1vV/

# ? Jul 6, 2021 18:22

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Skwirl posted:

Steven Crowder most recent tweet, from 4 days ago.

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1412210204247314439?s=19

Also hasn't uploaded any videos on YouTube in 6 days.

I hope so

# ? Jul 6, 2021 18:25

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/pimlius/status/1411125541692874752

# ? Jul 6, 2021 18:45

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Finally a culture war worth fighting.

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1412071286197608448?s=21

Summer vacation in July or August. Not the covid stuff.

# ? Jul 6, 2021 18:47

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/darth_erogenous/status/1411729929327321090

# ? Jul 6, 2021 20:17

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Basic Poster posted:

Can we do TikToks here? This man is incredible

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdC8X1vV/

That dude has weapons-grade antianxiety vibes that need to be on a Voyager golden record

# ? Jul 6, 2021 20:26

D-Pad: Jun 28, 2006

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

That dude has weapons-grade antianxiety vibes that need to be on a Voyager golden record

He pulls it off so well I always thought he was for real but apparently the dude is pretty normal and it's just a character he does.

# ? Jul 6, 2021 20:32

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/VerminSupreme/status/1412517506330284040

# ? Jul 6, 2021 22:08

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

D-Pad posted:

He pulls it off so well I always thought he was for real but apparently the dude is pretty normal and it's just a character he does.

Why do you hate me and my joy? Goddammit

# ? Jul 6, 2021 22:18

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Basic Poster posted:

Can we do TikToks here? This man is incredible

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdC8X1vV/

Surprisingly motivational :unsmith:

# ? Jul 6, 2021 23:48

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/sacha_coward/status/1412367486050242560

https://twitter.com/ryanburkewriter/status/1412515619606609920

https://twitter.com/EyesOnBrandon/status/1412214893781127171

# ? Jul 7, 2021 00:12

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/JosieKame/status/1412390286202859521?s=19

# ? Jul 7, 2021 00:30

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ryanburkewriter/status/1412515619606609920

Should be rotated one hundred and eighty degrees.

# ? Jul 7, 2021 00:40

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# ? May 27, 2024 15:06

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

So they're all blank?

# ? Jul 7, 2021 00:49

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