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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



that's right baby i'm barfing three-hour instant diarrhea

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

chop it up with an axe and put it into garbage bags op

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Shards of dried poo exploding out of my rear end like an ied

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

goth smoking cloves posted:

I feel like I would be way more concerned if my diarrhea was "dry"

that's the kind the astronauts get

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

robot roll call posted:

should I actually watch these movies

is it one of those things that starts out ironic but you sincerely love it by the end

fast and furious I mean

If you like Vin Diesel, The Rock and action movies 5 is probably the best of the bunch. They aren't great, but they can be fun. The early ones are pretty bad and once they finally figure out the formula they keep trying to up the ante on the set pieces and I think they got in the way of the measured filmmaking when the series is actually good. When it's bad it seems like they write the big action sequences first then fill in the gaps and this doesn't work well most of the time IMO.

It's also fun if you like cars and cops and working with cops, and undercover cops, or maybe working against the cops sometimes, but not a whole lot don't want to muddy the water here on cops.

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

goth smoking cloves posted:

I feel like I would be way more concerned if my diarrhea was "dry"

dryarrhea

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

goth smoking cloves posted:

Shards of dried poo exploding out of my rear end like an ied

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/JoeGalliNews/status/1412451867649576969

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
my dry diarrhea poo flakes erupting from my anus act as an abrasive spray and clean the living hell out of my toilet bowl

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Didn't we have a Wal-Mart shootout like two years ago

a black guy was legally buying an airgun and some white guy called and said he was pointing it at people so the cops rolled up and murked him

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Shear Modulus posted:

is realLizUSA a real person or is this a john barron situation
https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1411100324228734976

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
some of the wettest, from the standpoint of bowel movements

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

goth smoking cloves posted:

Shards of dried poo exploding out of my rear end like an ied

that's one of the moments in the obra dinn.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Ugarles/status/1412454220813455362

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

goth smoking cloves posted:

I feel like I would be way more concerned if my diarrhea was "dry"



Dryarrhea

trm-

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!

Sad that they've been slowly phasing out conventional stretch fits for clown poo poo like this that doesn't even fit right on my hosed up head

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
some Post Theft on this page

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Lmao

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

these are just excerpts from this slog from the times


all im saying is pirate primary sources and you get to know the news a day in advance, because 90% of our media just rewrites paywalled articles

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

AND ALWAYS TWIRLING! TWIRLING TOWARDS FREEDOM!!!

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

DryGoods posted:

some Post Theft on this page

DO SOMETHING BITCH

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

some Post Theft on this page

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


i uh


what?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Lpzie posted:

mods plz change my name to Fargo Fartindale

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

She’s not long for this job. She doesn’t carry any weight/emphasis like previous people he’s had around him. There’s no pizazz with her.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Good soup! posted:

i uh


what?

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Fah muh leeee

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Good soup! posted:

i uh


what?

It's clickbate speak for "people are making memes."

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
chin diesel is the subject of a meme again

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
clickturbate

CredulousAtBest
Oct 4, 2020
My name is CredulousAtBest. Glenn Greenwald constantly owning me has resulted in my prodromal schizophrenia, so please be polite when you deal with psychotic breaks and kindly nod to my unintelligible tripe.

My Face When posted:

Fah muh leeee

whoop whooooop

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The moment Kushner stopped overseeing peace in the Middle East, everything went to poo poo.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!
https://twitter.com/jesseltaylor/status/1411692004355022852?s=19

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

if you try to parse anything happening you realize life is so funny

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

This'll be how all the coastal cities go, huh?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

wow president jobs??

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


PostNouveau posted:

This'll be how all the coastal cities go, huh?

:getin:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Lpzie posted:

if you try to parse anything happening you realize life is so funny

sounds twisted op, you might be jokerfying

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

smarxist posted:

my dry diarrhea poo flakes erupting from my anus act as an abrasive spray and clean the living hell out of my toilet bowl

I'm not going to lie, this would be really convenient

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