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if they’re gonna launch an attack can they do it soon? I don’t want to finish this project and if I can avoid it forever due to alien war all the better
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Jul 6, 2021 15:59
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this "attack" will be an all out assault on our petrochemical infrastructure, including the sealing of wells in addition to disabling rigs and refineries, before they tyrannically force their limitless clean energy on mankind while it is act designed to save countless human lives and earthly life in general, many human leaders will interpret it as an intolerable breach of their sovereignty and start scheming pointless retaliatory acts
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Jul 6, 2021 16:07
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Intergalactic president Ziltoid, my people yearn for freedom.
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Jul 6, 2021 16:14
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"a piece of wood" except the aliens figured out how to unmake all the oil
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Jul 6, 2021 17:42
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Jul 6, 2021 18:21
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The Protagonist posted:"a piece of wood" except the aliens figured out how to unmake all the oil  the birds are reconstituting their ancient brethren can’t wait for my house to be flintstonesized as my cars tires turn into a bloody streak 200 yards long as a bunch of ancient wasps fly out of my gas tank.
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Jul 6, 2021 18:21
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12 days left. Jesus also had 12 apostles. COINCIDENCE ¡?!¿
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Jul 6, 2021 18:24
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The Demilich posted:12 days left. two days left Jesus also had 2 fish COINCIDENCE ¡?!¿
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Jul 6, 2021 18:28
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The Daily Star has discovered an invasion fleet and the announcement has two likes.
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Jul 6, 2021 18:30
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Bilirubin posted:two days left We’re gonna need to get a q clock reading on this
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Jul 6, 2021 18:31
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Nichael posted:The Daily Star has discovered an invasion fleet and the announcement has two likes. Vogon constructor fleet flying overhead on the 8th and we're all like "never could get the hang of thursdays"
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Jul 6, 2021 18:35
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If aliens are real, a portion of the military absolutely believes they are literal demons from hell
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Jul 6, 2021 18:39
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Please remember the date in that random NyQuil drink middle schooler Reddit post has exactly as much provenance as any date in a scifi movie
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Jul 6, 2021 18:40
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Inspector Hound posted:Please remember the date in that random NyQuil drink middle schooler Reddit post has exactly as much provenance as any date in a scifi movie it's just fun because it's a thursday and I could use the quote directly
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Jul 6, 2021 18:41
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Inspector Hound posted:Please remember the date in that random NyQuil drink middle schooler Reddit post has exactly as much provenance as any date in a scifi movie those dates have significance too, that's what soft disclosure is all about after all
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Jul 6, 2021 18:42
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Jul 6, 2021 18:44
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Barry Foster posted:those dates have significance too, that's what soft disclosure is all about after all Donald Trump did get the sports almanac and become president right after back to the future 2
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Jul 6, 2021 18:45
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Inspector Hound posted:Please remember the date in that random NyQuil drink middle schooler Reddit post has exactly as much provenance as any date in a scifi movie AITEE
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Jul 6, 2021 18:46
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Bilirubin posted:two days left This is just madness Then again...
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Jul 6, 2021 18:46
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Inspector Hound posted:Donald Trump did get the sports almanac and become president right after back to the future 2 lotta people get yelled at by their bosses over video call too
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Jul 6, 2021 18:51
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More Americans believe in aliens than the efficacy of vaccines https://twitter.com/axios/status/1412463109210624003?s=20
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Jul 6, 2021 18:52
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I could be wrong but those are angels from Evangelion here to usher in a Third Impact
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Jul 6, 2021 18:58
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website down
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Jul 6, 2021 19:03
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ok i haven't been keeping up with the thread except to poo poo post once in a while, but i've seen aitee for quite a few pages now and what is that from
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Jul 6, 2021 19:18
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that's just the gundam wing boys earth is about to become extremely anime
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Jul 6, 2021 19:20
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bobmarleysghost posted:ok i haven't been keeping up with the thread except to poo poo post once in a while, but i've seen aitee for quite a few pages now and what is that from https://www.reddit.com/r/Throawaylien/comments/nn4usq/resources_and_links/ Long story short - old reddit post from an ostensibly delusional man claiming to be an abductee who was told "the administration is changing" july 8th or 18th but he couldn't be sure because the aliens have an accent that made the word sound like "aitee" and that global disclosure would happen on that day
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Jul 6, 2021 19:21
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bobmarleysghost posted:ok i haven't been keeping up with the thread except to poo poo post once in a while, but i've seen aitee for quite a few pages now and what is that from its the date of humanity's childhood ending
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Jul 6, 2021 19:22
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Disclosure in two days...or 12 days. Neat. If it's real its gonna be bad news isnt it? I really hope not but idk we don't get cool things in this timeline
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Jul 6, 2021 19:23
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It would be the ultimate flex for aliens to just move in and not even bother with contacting indigenous life. Like building contractors checking with the ants on a new development
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Jul 6, 2021 19:23
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Aliens have revealed themselves numerous times. They are insufferable blowhards and the only really good thing is they have sunshine of the spotless mind erasure technology that we used on ourselves to forget the last time they were here.
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Jul 6, 2021 19:32
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A MIRACLE posted:its the date of humanity's childhood ending BRIS!
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Jul 6, 2021 19:37
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Why take a screenshot of a livestream when they could uh, record it?
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Jul 6, 2021 19:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhNriwaMTQE
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Jul 6, 2021 19:40
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Aitee is in 12 days, throwawaylien had an updated post 7 years after the initial post that clarified the date.
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Jul 6, 2021 20:11
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thats good im supposed to get on a plane on Thursday and was worried our flight would get bumped because of too much saucer traffic
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Jul 6, 2021 20:13
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/Throawaylien/comments/nn4usq/resources_and_links/ thank you i have booked that day off and am ready to liquidate
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Jul 6, 2021 20:26
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SavageGentleman posted:I remember the @sandiawisdom account suggesting that we allow pre-trained machine vision algorithms to comb through as much camera material taken from airplanes or sky-facing surveillance cams (even dashboard cams) as possible. Apparently a few of their craft are so fast/have minimal camo issues that they are only visible within normal wavelengths for a few frames, but algos could still notice these anomalies and deliver some pretty tasty images. 
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Jul 6, 2021 20:29
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SavageGentleman posted:"Oh no, everyone can see my butt, good gracious me, how could that happen" etc. the evidence for unidentified aerial perverts simply continues to mount
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Jul 6, 2021 20:31
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wtf is this!!!!
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Jul 6, 2021 20:31
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Please, aliens - make life be less boring
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Jul 6, 2021 20:32
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