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Mx. posted:A.... Pregame meal??? It's perfectly normal for hobbits.
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Kind of like jerking off before a gang bang.
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Jul 7, 2021 13:58
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That's what the chocolate fountain is for Wait what am I replying to
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A hotel worker was cleaning a room this weekend, and found a rife with a big scope, 5 magazines for it, and a handgun on the windowsill overlooking Navy Pier in Chicago. Naturally, this poor gun owner must be defended in the fb comments of Chicago's news radio station. 
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Jul 7, 2021 14:23
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Filling up on bread also means leftovers, 2 meals!
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:A hotel worker was cleaning a room this weekend, and found a rife with a big scope, 5 magazines for it, and a handgun on the windowsill overlooking Navy Pier in Chicago. Nice to know the answer to all the people like "how did nobody notice the Las Vegas shooter preparing his massacre" is the very obvious "if we had caught him then you'd have loved him and defended him" I guess
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https://twitter.com/dellcam/status/1412579943758938116?s=20 1) As pointed out in a follow up tweet, it couldn't possibly be that young women don't want to date men who idolize someone who's bragged about committing sexual assault. 2) Almost no one currently attending college is a Millennial.
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Jul 7, 2021 15:36
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Millennial means "young person" now, get used to it Like how "red" and "blue" states will never lose the meaning they've attained after that one election
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Jul 7, 2021 15:45
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https://twitter.com/BrianFeroldi/status/1412021905364860935 His bio: quote:My Mission: To Spread Financial Wellness 20 exact guesses to what the full list is, and the first 19 don't count.
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Pachylad posted:https://twitter.com/BrianFeroldi/status/1412021905364860935 Not a single Ayn Rand book, so I lost that bet.
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I'm slightly surprised that it wasn't Atlas Shrugged.
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Lol, like 15 of those are the exact same formulaic self help/mega manager books idiots cannot stop consuming. Amazed Rand isn't number 1 and 2.
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Jul 7, 2021 16:05
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"Financial Wellness" sounds like some dystopian corpolingo like something out of Brave New World.
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Jul 7, 2021 16:10
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The replies to the bread tweet are fantastic. I love these people who love bread as much as I do.
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Jul 7, 2021 16:13
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Sunswipe posted:The only other thing I can think of is maybe grabbing a quick sandwich if you haven't had a chance to eat yet that day and don't want to make a bad impression on a date with someone you don't know that well. Even that's stretching, because I'd hope a simple "I don't normally eat this much/this fast, but I had to skip lunch today" would be fine with anyone you'd want to date. 
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Jul 7, 2021 16:37
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"I'll make you cum" definitely means "I will cum in/on you"
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Jul 7, 2021 16:48
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It's "I'll make you cum" in the same grammatical sense as "I'll make you popcorn".
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I think Luke there watches waaaaaaaaay too many pornos, I cant concieve otherwise how you would think there was a difference between the two.
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I will produce semen on you 
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Biplane posted:I will produce semen on you Okay I think Death Cab For Cutie has lost whatever spark of greatness they may have had at this point.
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Jul 7, 2021 17:22
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This guy appears to live in my city, so it’s good to know if I’m out and short for cash I just have to wait til I bump into him.
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Jul 7, 2021 17:44
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I love when idiots tell on themselves on the socials.
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Jul 7, 2021 17:50
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Can you make withdrawals in the US using your bank details? If yes, then that's a silly system.
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lobsterminator posted:Can you make withdrawals in the US using your bank details? If yes, then that's a silly system. from what I understand yes, if someone has your account and routing numbers they can just send a transfer request to the bank and having those numbers is all the verification the bank needs but what happened here is even dumber, she just used the cash transfer app on his phone to send herself money. she didn't need his bank details E: ignore the line above, I didn't parse the second image properly. dude is just a scam magnet
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RFC2324 posted:from what I understand yes, if someone has your account and routing numbers they can just send a transfer request to the bank and having those numbers is all the verification the bank needs Yeah the first one was a cash app. The second thing is bank details issue a year later. If I understood the tweet correctly!
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Jul 7, 2021 18:04
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lobsterminator posted:Yeah the first one was a cash app. The second thing is bank details issue a year later. If I understood the tweet correctly! Yeah, there might be some other steps involved that a rando wouldn't know (like I wouldn't be able to without doing some research) but it'd be knowledge a scammer has. They also got SSN (though every apartment app I've filled required that).
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Jul 7, 2021 18:06
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If I remember right, the US is unique in how having bank details lets you request money from an account. Everywhere else, having bank details only lets you push money to an account. So yeah, the US has a silly system.
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Paper Tiger posted:If I remember right, the US is unique in how having bank details lets you request money from an account. Everywhere else, having bank details only lets you push money to an account. So yeah, the US has a silly system. when I discovered that those details allow a pull I freaked out because I always assumed it was push only... allowing anyone who knows your account number to withdraw money would be insane, right?
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Jul 7, 2021 18:10
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I should also note, ssn is required on most apartment applications to check your credit report, which is BS in it's own way, but normal. I've never had to give bank account info on one, and I've lived in like 8 different rental units.
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Jul 7, 2021 18:44
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3% of the population eat 0% of the bread.
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Jul 7, 2021 18:47
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Ngl if you unironically go to Olive Garden then I feel bad for you and dgaf if you eat their bread anyway because you’re at Olive Garden and I am sorry.
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Jul 7, 2021 18:51
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Hm I dunno, I think ironically going to OG is probably worse than unironically going.
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dialhforhero posted:Ngl if you unironically go to Olive Garden then I feel bad for you and dgaf if you eat their bread anyway because you’re at Olive Garden and I am sorry. tbh I feel worse for the people who to Olive Garden ironically. At the least the sincere ones are enjoying themselves.
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I suspect that anybody who goes to Olive Garden "ironically" is kidding themselves. They're unironically enjoying it, they just aren't willing to admit that - maybe not even to themselves.
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Plenty of people go to Olive Garden unironically. Now Fazoli's
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