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Jul 7, 2021 16:07
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release tjhe birds
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Jul 7, 2021 16:21
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Really could use some bird news or something welcome to the rest of your life, coach
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Jul 7, 2021 16:51
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The Saucer Hovers posted:welcome to the rest of your life, coach  look at this poor sufferer of linear time, the birds skip upon the surface and dive through the streams while you stare at your feet and wonder where all the songs are coming from.
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Jul 7, 2021 17:25
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I think Carl Sagan was right in saying no one is coming to save us from ourselves. I see a lot of that hope in this thread, even those that joke about it. We have been butchering, raping, and doing just about every horrible thing imaginable to eachother probably since forever and no one has stepped in and said to knock it off. Whatever it is buzzing around out there does not give two fucks about us... With that in mind, I would also like to share my experiences with these UAPs with the point being I do believe they exist and am just as interested and hopeful about their existence. Both occur in Northern Michigan sometime in the mid to late 90s. The first I saw some orb like above the tree line one early evening, probably a 2 or 3 miles away. It moved back and forth across the tree line and a normal speed, so I thought it was a helicopter but what was strange the colours on it changed at random intervals. After a few more minutes of it just floating around it shot straight up into the sky at an incredible speed. Freaked me out... The second incident was late at night and clear stary sky above. However in that clear sky were dozens of different colored (red, green, blue...) *stars* all moving around in random patterns, I yelled out to my Mom and brother and they came outside to check it out as well, my older brother freaked out a bit which in turn caused me to further freak out. My Mom then made us get on our knees and start praying, because obviously it was a sign from God.
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Jul 7, 2021 17:30
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Inspector Hound posted:July 8 is the Roswell crash anniversary lol For what it's worth, this story has also been floating around for a good while. At the very least, that he absolutely got a new truck and left town immediately is absolutely confirmed.
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Jul 7, 2021 17:35
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Also, people sharing their stories here is really drat cool.
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Jul 7, 2021 17:35
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dear gubmint provide me with one (1) new personal ground transport and I, too, will shut up about birds (i will neve rshut up about birds)
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Jul 7, 2021 17:36
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The Protagonist posted:dear gubmint Gonna need a fully tricked out Mini Cooper clubman but yeah same
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Jul 7, 2021 17:42
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Jul 7, 2021 18:14
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Jul 7, 2021 18:27
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Jul 7, 2021 18:54
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Jul 7, 2021 18:56
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Jul 7, 2021 18:58
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as you can see, birds use their anti gravity technology to effortlessly dodge bullets
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Jul 7, 2021 18:59
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just like neo in the ancient earth religious texts knows as the matrix
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Jul 7, 2021 18:59
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Jul 7, 2021 19:00
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neo is a bird = people are birds = people are aliens the matrix is a CIA op to stop the invasion
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Jul 7, 2021 19:00
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Rah! posted:as you can see, birds use their anti gravity technology to effortlessly dodge bullets I am in discussion with my advisory committee on what the next step should be against the Birds: 
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Jul 7, 2021 19:02
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Nichael posted:I am in discussion with my advisory committee on what the next step should be against the Birds: the entire state of delaware wants to know: is chris c**ns a bird???
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Jul 7, 2021 19:04
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The Protagonist posted:dear gubmint give me a hovercraft thats reverse engineered from bird tech.
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Jul 7, 2021 19:06
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Jul 7, 2021 19:06
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Jazerus posted:the entire state of delaware wants to know: is chris c**ns a bird??? worse, he is a democrat jesus christ, it's a bird
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Jul 7, 2021 19:35
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Oh hell yes and then you don't tell the kid there's an alien in there
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Jul 7, 2021 19:38
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emfive's doll collection getting weird
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Jul 7, 2021 19:43
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Jul 7, 2021 19:43
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gray: and so the secret to gravity is th- me, playing with my hair: omg hahah you are SO funny
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Jul 7, 2021 19:49
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Jul 7, 2021 19:51
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Jul 7, 2021 19:54
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I cleaned this one up a bit more than usual cos it's annoying to read without formatting, but apparently it wasn't just F-14s getting disabled in the late 1970s. Also describes something ignoring the density of water well before that was "mainstream" knowledge afaik NUFORC posted:Occurred : 6/15/1977 03:00 Probably a hypercormorant
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Jul 7, 2021 20:20
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I'm increasingly believing that UFO encounters are more common than we have been lead to believe. The reports we do have are only a fraction of the actual encounters.
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Jul 7, 2021 20:24
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I think a lot of people have seen or experienced weird poo poo and just shut up about it because they didn't want anyone to think they were crazy.
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Jul 7, 2021 20:31
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bedpan posted:I'm increasingly believing that UFO encounters are more common than we have been lead to believe. The reports we do have are only a fraction of the actual encounters. I agree completely, but if that's the case I am confused why more people aren't making noise now that it's admitted at the highest level. I suppose if I'd seen something and been made fun of for years the extent of my response might be "yeah, no poo poo" it's not like there's any actual answers at this point WEH has issued a correction as of 20:36 on Jul 7, 2021 |
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Jul 7, 2021 20:32
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WEH posted:I agree completely, but if that's the case I am confused why more people aren't making noise now that it's admitted at the highest level. I suppose if I'd seen something and been made fun of for years the extent of my response might be "yeah, no poo poo" i think the pool of people who have seen weird lights in the sky is very broad, but most of the folks who had closer encounters have already felt compelled to disclose it at least anonymously despite the stigma. personally i have definitely seen the classic "three orange lights which make sharp turns" thing a couple of times, but who knows whether it was birds
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Jul 7, 2021 20:40
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WEH posted:I agree completely, but if that's the case I am confused why more people aren't making noise now that it's admitted at the highest level. I suppose if I'd seen something and been made fun of for years the extent of my response might be "yeah, no poo poo" Family and friends might still think they're nuts.
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Jul 7, 2021 20:41
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Jul 7, 2021 20:49
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WEH posted:I cleaned this one up a bit more than usual cos it's annoying to read without formatting, but apparently it wasn't just F-14s getting disabled in the late 1970s. Also describes something ignoring the density of water well before that was "mainstream" knowledge afaik I'm intrigued by how many stories also have ships voltroning together into giant glowing spheres That seems to repeat a lot too and is not something popular culture has really chomped onto anywhere that I can think of
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Jul 7, 2021 20:50
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WEH posted:I agree completely, but if that's the case I am confused why more people aren't making noise now that it's admitted at the highest level. I suppose if I'd seen something and been made fun of for years the extent of my response might be "yeah, no poo poo" You can't even mention the documented reality of our neverending pandemic without being asked to seek treatment. Our society is resistant to anything outside the norms of current discourse/narrative.
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Jul 7, 2021 20:54
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WEH posted:I cleaned this one up a bit more than usual cos it's annoying to read without formatting, but apparently it wasn't just F-14s getting disabled in the late 1970s. Also describes something ignoring the density of water well before that was "mainstream" knowledge afaik lol literally the Puerto Rico uap
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Jul 7, 2021 20:54
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space chandeliers posted:You can't even mention the documented reality of our neverending pandemic without being asked to seek treatment. Our society is resistant to anything outside the norms of current discourse/narrative. See if I go down that road I end up wondering if we're being conditioned to accept being turned into nutrient slop or something Seriously though, looking at it through the scope of the pandemic does clear things up I think Google Butt posted:lol literally the Puerto Rico uap it's all been real forever lmao
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Jul 7, 2021 20:59
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