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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

iwentdoodie posted:

Submarines have a COB. Surface ships have a Command Master Chief. Field day is conducted every day, and I assure you that absolutely zero khakis clean a goddamn thing during it unless a camera is there or someone orders them to.

Good thing the CMC had a TV camera crew with him.

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Scratch Monkey posted:

quote:

habit of dating Army subordinates and widows of men who died in combat
:wow:

Vengarr posted:

“We regret to inform you that you are now an eligible single in my area…”

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Now that's a quote.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

lmao

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Once again g0m puts to words what cannot be said

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

iwentdoodie posted:

Submarines have a COB. Surface ships have a Command Master Chief. Field day is conducted every day, and I assure you that absolutely zero khakis clean a goddamn thing during it unless a camera is there or someone orders them to.

It was 10-15 years ago. Sorry I don't remember all the details.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

find out what the show was and rewatch it

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
From the clowns eating hotdogs thread


AKA Pseudonym posted:

He's not really eating it is he? He might be getting ready to, but he's not in the act of putting the hotdog in his mouth and taking a bite. You should probably delete this.

Athanatos posted:

He's taking a bite right from the middle. As you do.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Outrail posted:

the clowns eating hotdogs thread

I have questions

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Captain Hygiene posted:

I have questions

Like why there's not a picture of you in the thread? HEY-YO!!!

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

iwentdoodie posted:

Submarines have a COB. Surface ships have a Command Master Chief. Field day is conducted every day, and I assure you that absolutely zero khakis clean a goddamn thing during it unless a camera is there or someone orders them to.

So you're telling me the corn COB soldier tattoo actually had some kind of meaning??

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Captain Hygiene posted:

I have questions

You'll find no answers here, traveller.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
(heavy limerick accent) you'll bring nottin but trouble asking questions about da clowns eatin hotdogs tread round here boy

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I prefer the court jesters eating blood sausage thread but to each their own.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I prefer the court jesters eating blood sausage thread but to each their own.

Court jesters are a type of clown, and blood sausage is just a naked hotdog. Redundant thread imo.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:d: :d: Punishment Reason :d: :d:
:redhammer: Attempted to help a Turkish website steal credit cards and sell keygen generated CD-keys. :redhammer:

alexpoysky posted:

Hey everyone, I'm a long time poster and have always hated it when random people came peddling off their crap on the site. With that being said, I found a real website that sells awesome stuff at extremely low prices. The guy even activates them for you (a few of his keys are from russia apparently and need a vpn to activate). It's all legit and the best part is I got a cool discount coupon that I can share with people to get you a 2% discount on things. I just bought cal of duty black ops for 24 dollars, as opposed to the whopping 59 euros that steam charges.

Anyways, I just wanted to give a bit back to the forum that's always been helpful with me.

The discount coupon is alexkeys, it'll give you 2% off of each order.

I hope this helps anyone who might be interested!


Edit: Zoolooman removed the link because ONE OF YOUR LURKING FUCKERS out there is too stupid to realize that this isn't legit.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

:c: :c: :c:

hammeritme posted:

This post IS NOT SPAM I SWEAR


When has the qualifier "NOT SPAM" ever meant anything but spam?

Police Automaton posted:

Is it just me or does the OP really really sound like a used car salesman in every post he makes.

Al! posted:

Sorry, I only buy stolen cartons of cigarettes from the russian mafia.

:angel: And thanks to waffleimages being revived :angel:

MelvinTheJerk posted:

"cal of duty black ops" is the game based on the story of the marine days of Southern California local celebrity and institution, Cal Worthing of Worthington Ford. And his dog Spot.



Bloody Penguin posted:

welp.

I'm going to avoid this website, thank you! :)

beef express posted:

I am not a spam.



- Alex

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Outrail posted:

Court jesters are a type of clown, and blood sausage is just a naked hotdog. Redundant thread imo.

Ugh, you basic clowndog types WOULD say that.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Ugh, you basic clowndog types WOULD say that.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




pixaal posted:

I remember one time as a child a kid at school telling me about dog berries, and how they liked to eat the berries from their dog. I asked my mom why our dog didn't make berries and my mom called their mom in alarm. Turned out the dog was an outdoor only dog and full of ticks and the kid was eating their dog's blood gorged ticks.

I bet dog berries are Dracula's favorite fruit.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


:stonk:

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

:stonk:

My life is so much worse for having read that.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

I thought it was going to be dog poop. Somehow it's worse.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011




why did you think more people needed this post inflicted on them?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The forbidden gushers.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
When our ancient monkey grooming instinct goes awry

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Berries pair nicely with lyme.

PiCroft
Jun 11, 2010

I'm sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours

He must have really ticked off the dog

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









PiCroft posted:

He must have really ticked off the dog

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

(heavy limerick accent) you'll bring nottin but trouble asking questions about da clowns eatin hotdogs tread round here boy

This is nowhere near a Limerick accent, it's much closer to a haiku twang

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Who the hell is halloween liker

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The guy who lives under the stairs is doomed to being fat. The entrepreneur in a closet system may never decrease.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Gavok posted:

Great gift for Valentine's Day. Giving your wife a couple socks is what Randy Savage was all about.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


On the Awful app, I thought that was a shrimp ring with cocktail sauce in the middle that also happened to be a pizza. Now I’m wondering how bad that might be

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
*to pizza hut cashier*
What is this, some kind of shrimp cocktail?

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Cacafuego posted:

On the Awful app, I thought that was a shrimp ring with cocktail sauce in the middle that also happened to be a pizza. Now I’m wondering how bad that might be

Thats called a volcano pizza and usually the center is some kind of dip or cheese cream. You eat it with nachos then eat the pizza. Surprisingly it's not very popular!

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Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
All I see is goatse.

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