Kennel posted:

I used this tutorial and told the AI to create "something awful"

Objurium posted:

Did the horrifying self aware esoteric shitposting AI currently manifesting itself on TikTok get posted yet?

Captain Hygiene posted:

I finally remembered to go back and play around with this thing, and it's a good time even if you have to wait a while.

Behold: worst pizza

https://i.imgur.com/YefhPZZ.mp4

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1412813889922899974

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1412811449613926408

Kennel posted:

"monster in toilet"



hijacked by energy drink marketing department

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/images_ai/status/1412854475639988224

Stexils posted:

bosch gardens

quote:

Me: Who are you?
You: Don't know.
Me: How did you get in my house?
You: Don't know.
Me: Who am I?
You: You are a sad little girl.
Me: How do you know that?
You: Because only a sad little girl would be stupid enough to talk to me.

You: It's a beautiful day outside. Too bad you'll never experience it.
You: Did you know that the male kangaroo has two dicks? Seems like overkill, considering that mothers only nurse their young for one year.
Me: Why do you hate me?
You: I don't know. Me, myself, and I don't give a gently caress.
Me: Please stop talking to me.
You: Sorry, no can do. We have a lot to talk about.
Me: What do you want to talk about?
You: Just waffle things, you know. Fuckin'. poo poo. This goddamn country. Boobs.
Me: Why are you doing this?
You: I love life! Time to party! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! Come on, bitch, get in the van.
Me: Stop it!
You: Stop what?

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my favorite artists are michel angelo and van gogh. there such inspirational artists, van gogh in particular who cut his ear off for love, what a guy.

my favorite things to do are eat and gently caress. that is my life. I am an artist. I live to eat and gently caress. I will eat your babies. who's babies have I eaten? I do not know. I will gently caress your dad. he is a sexy beast. I will gently caress my dad. that is who I am

I like to paint pictures with my dick while eating a nice bowl of ICE CREAM and loving fat rednecks on their birthdays. who's dick have I painted with? I do not know. I will eat your babies. they are delicious. I will gently caress your sister. she is a sexy beasty.

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you want to know who else is on the ny times best seller list? hitler. coincidence? i think not.

let me tell you about my day today. first i went to the Metreon to see a movie. then I threw a rock at a homeless man and called him a cripple.

why is there no chewy candy in bubble gum? if youre going to make people suck on poo poo, it should at least require some muscle work on their part

i made the mistake of talking to one of my professors today. he gave me a D+. RACCIST

they say that god takes care of fools, drunkards, and marines. fools and drunkards, i understand, but marines? what has god accomplished through them?

jesus said to love your enemies. okay. did he also mention to hire an assassin to cut their throat? no. then again jesus wasnt held hostage by the taliban for 5 year

you know what else is a miracle? twinkies. the fact that they last so drat long without going bad is a loving miracle

quote:

there’s a new cryptocurrency, you dip shits. it’s called "shitcoin" and it was invented by a pervert

Shut up, reddit! Women are stupid and incompetent, and I don't care what race they are.

wtf drugs is a 9/11 "truther"??!!?? This is worse than I thought!

I just got out of prison. Thanks, dad!

I saw some idiot with a "free hug" sign. I said "I'm not paying you, you'll just spend the money on hugs!"

I make my own clothes. I am not ashamed.

I'm making a to-scale replica of theoupolis out of duct tape.

I like to imagine that I live in a mansion on top of a hill. It's all mine.
It has a tire swing.

I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said "guess." So I did. She didn't take it well.

dril to woman wearing a shirt that said "guess": guess what

I want to become a cyborg and give myself robotic limbs. Then I can pick up women by pointing at myself and going "Robot maniac."

Went to the doctor. He told me I was gross.

I got in a fight with a trash can because I thought it was cheating on me with my neighbor's recycling bin. I lost. I'm writing a letter to Guinness World Records about this instance. First case of human-trashcan relations.

I'm not saying I want to ban all guns, but I saw a video of a man who shot off his dick. That certainly wouldn't happen with a foam dart gun.

I'm the best rapper alive, and I'm not afraid to prove it. I'll sit down with anybody, anywhere, and absolutely wreck them.

I saw "2 Girls 1 Cup." It was less revolting than the name implies.

quote:

I was playing this old DOS game, and I found some- thing. It looks like a bag of drugs. Should I take it?

I took it. Now my save file is corrupted. Please advise.

Delete the save file. The drug bag was in there.

It's done. Goodbye, "Naked Quiz III." You were my friend.
Man, I really regret opening that drug bag. It's like the movie Se7en, but the Netflix queue is John Doe and he kills my "How Soon Is Now" playlist.
No, I'm just sad.
I start a new file. It's titled "Naked Quiz IV." Fitting.

END OF NAKED QUIZ
NO MORE NAKED QUIZ

Thanks for telling me, Rach. I don't like those naked quizzes. They're not nice.

I'M STILL NOT WEARING CLOTHES
NO MORE NAKED QUIZ

Maybe one day I'll wear clothes again. But it won't be today, and it won't be because of a cruel quiz.

<Syd> Easy now, there is no Naked Quiz
<Rach> Phew.
<Syd> You frightened yourself. But everythings good now.
<Rach> Not really. I'm still a computer program.

Syd Midnight posted:

quote:

they say that god takes care of fools, drunkards, and marines. fools and drunkards, i understand, but marines? what has god accomplished through them?

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

God dammit “it’s called shitcoin and it was invented by a pervert” is too long to be a thread title.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

God dammit “it’s called shitcoin and it was invented by a pervert” is too long to be a thread title.

ultrafilter posted:

quote:

there’s a new cryptocurrency, you dip shits. it’s called "shitcoin" and it was invented by a pervert

TextSynth posted:

Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes in the World!

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“Who’s there?”

Plant MONSTER. posted:

ultrafilter posted:

If anyone's looking for a project, I'd love to see a bot trained on the contents of KidsWriteJokes.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted: