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alien invasion movies, 1990: “oh no they’re coming to eradicate all human life!!! it’s unrealistic to portrait another civilization as one note and evil like that. also why would they care about the humans so much?” alien invasion movies, 2021: “oh yeah coming to eradicate all human life? makes sense. would protect the planet. just remove the virus from earth. “
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 14:18 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:34 |
guess who's due for a new Lue's clues? you! https://youtu.be/3DXgSC-1fZI
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 14:30 |
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What do the throwaylien people say will happen on the 18th?
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 14:37 |
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Both endings: the gumption and tenacity of capital prevails over all adversaries, any other savior is inconceivable, get your commemorative popcorn bucket at the concession stand (safely, if you're in 2021)
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 14:39 |
Popoto posted:alien invasion movies, 1990: “oh no they’re coming to eradicate all human life!!! it’s unrealistic to portrait another civilization as one note and evil like that. also why would they care about the humans so much?” fade to end credits with this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LiQ7TRidnI&t=24s
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:00 |
Brendan Rodgers posted:What do the throwaylien people say will happen on the 18th? just read his post. maybe we should sticky it in the op lol the galactic federation is coming to usher in space communism and possibly alien cat girls are real too
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:15 |
A MIRACLE posted:just read his post. maybe we should sticky it in the op lol Those of us who currently look after cats will be among the favored until our cats tell the cat aliens that we've never fed them even once and keep the treats in a tricky plastic force-field instead of readily accessible and sometimes we refuse to open doors
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:17 |
july aiii lmao
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:17 |
Barry Foster posted:Seriously don't worry, plenty more hot minutes coming lol
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:28 |
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A MIRACLE posted:and possibly alien cat girls are real too I want to believe
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:31 |
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A MIRACLE posted:just read his post. maybe we should sticky it in the op lol hell yeah
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:36 |
Space communism better mostly be reading poetry, talking about philosophy, and playing german style boardgames while drinking malty beers or I am out friend
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:39 |
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the new space jam is coming out on july 16th, coincidence?
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:43 |
Wheeee posted:to anyone hype for July 18, I got righteously high last night and developed an intricate scenario of building the public's readiness for contact and increasing our monkey brain's capacity for empathy through targeted personal alien trainers in the form of other people we know that are constantly working to improve our better selves plus creative programming, especially sci fi. Through this we have struggled over the years to get here, where murder isn't a leading form of death (for most demographics). Could possibly make for a good short story, kind of Close Encounters meets They Live
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 15:50 |
Like they hang out in the oceans because they have already made first contact with the whales. Star Trek IV a cylinder with a sphere came for the whales, coincidence? Its all to prep us. Was really really good weed
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 16:15 |
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im looking forward to the aliens beaming down to sentinel island and getting spears chucked at them also sentinel island 2.0 which is america and the spears have a rate of fire of 850 rounds per minute with a muzzle velocity of 715m/s and a maximum firing range of 1800m
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 16:33 |
blatman posted:im looking forward to the aliens beaming down to sentinel island and getting spears chucked at them Literally the only outcome unless they actually somehow look like lily-white Scandinavians in which case they will be embraced without question
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 16:34 |
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Bilirubin posted:Like they hang out in the oceans because they have already made first contact with the whales. Star Trek IV a cylinder with a sphere came for the whales, coincidence? Its all to prep us. drat, maybe you're right. Plays perfectly with that bomb the military blew up in the ocean.
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 16:36 |
i hope the scandinavian aliens arent danes as i do not care for them
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 16:43 |
Delta-Wye posted:these stories feel like raccoons that have been collected, tested, tagged, and put back in the wild trying to explain to other raccoons what the gently caress just happened to them. ive always thought the walton tale made a lot of sense that way. they hit him with their fancy new sport model and felt bad so they took him to the ive always interpreted waltons abduction, assuming that what he relates happened in physical reality, as the alien equivalent of an endangered animal getting hit by a car he ran up to the craft like a dumbass and it drat near killed him, so they had to haul him off to the vet. the vet patched him up and, after he tried to bite the poo poo out of them, they dropped him off as close as they could to some other humans
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:12 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:woah I was watching a u2 that flew out of Edwards AFB on that flight tracking website last night Shifty Nipples posted:now the drone is loitering over I5
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:13 |
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Did we ever get updates on what that sonic boom off of California was yesterday?
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:28 |
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The Demilich posted:Dude we ever get updates on what that sonic boom off of California was yesterday? I haven't seen a map comparing locations of reports to locations of air bases but I bet it's predictable
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:31 |
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GWBBQ posted:This past Monday I saw a U2 flying over CT near the NY state line; the Air Force has been ramping up use of planes for surveillance during protests recently, I wonder if that's what they're up to. Look for these guys doing loops as well
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 17:55 |
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blatman posted:im looking forward to the aliens beaming down to sentinel island and getting spears chucked at them they can just disable all earth weapons at once duh
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 18:18 |
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neutral milf hotel posted:I mean, eradicating all humans would go a long way to that goal. so yeah humans are the only ones who care about climate change. why would aliens
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 18:40 |
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neutral milf hotel posted:I mean, eradicating all humans would go a long way to that goal. so yeah Pulling that thread a bit, if they're all about stopping the impending extinction event, why are they only intervening now? Seems like they don't care about those until an organism gains sentience. I guess that assumes they've been watching us for a helluva lot longer than a couple hundred years or w/e but poo poo I'm just throwing ideas around
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 19:22 |
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WEH posted:Pulling that thread a bit, if they're all about stopping the impending extinction event, why are they only intervening now? Seems like they don't care about those until an organism gains sentience. I guess that assumes they've been watching us for a helluva lot longer than a couple hundred years or w/e but poo poo I'm just throwing ideas around If what the reddit guy with the nasa friend posted is true, then yeah they've been watching the earth for thousands of years or more I would think and finally figured that a) we have the capacity to grow as a species and b) we are gonna destroy ourselves if we don't, and decided that we are worth saving. That would be nice.
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 19:34 |
WEH posted:Pulling that thread a bit, if they're all about stopping the impending extinction event, why are they only intervening now? Seems like they don't care about those until an organism gains sentience. I guess that assumes they've been watching us for a helluva lot longer than a couple hundred years or w/e but poo poo I'm just throwing ideas around if you start mashing up stories, they have been around and mostly just watching out of idle curiosity (TAA's pyramid builder's video) until recently. Seems like they tried to get involved at the dawning of the atomic age and were told to gently caress off for a while?
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 19:47 |
aliens come to earth, spend thousands of years watching humanity suffer and grow until finally we master one of the primal forces of nature and split the atom, at which point the aliens make contact, but a handful of government assholes say gently caress off and the aliens respect the authority and allow billions of people to live and die in ignorance of their true place in the cosmos aliens are libs
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 21:40 |
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Wheeee posted:aliens come to earth, spend thousands of years watching humanity suffer and grow until finally we master one of the primal forces of nature and split the atom, at which point the aliens make contact, but a handful of government assholes say gently caress off and the aliens respect the authority and allow billions of people to live and die in ignorance of their true place in the cosmos I hope we get space tax credits for living in an underdeveloped area for over 10 years
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 21:46 |
new ooap just dropped
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 22:02 |
^^^^^^^^^^^^ pfft fakeWheeee posted:aliens come to earth, spend thousands of years watching humanity suffer and grow until finally we master one of the primal forces of nature and split the atom, at which point the aliens make contact, but a handful of government assholes say gently caress off and the aliens respect the authority and allow billions of people to live and die in ignorance of their true place in the cosmos the bleakest thought of all
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 22:02 |
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From Best UFO Cases: Europe, which I forgot I had and also have forgotten most of since I read it years ago
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 22:14 |
Google Butt posted:new ooap just dropped now this guy I’m into
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 22:22 |
WEH posted:"The main intention of these objects then and today seems to be to hover in the air."
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 22:29 |
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Wheeee posted:to anyone hype for July 18, thinkign about dr. haim eshed again...
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 23:15 |
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A MIRACLE posted:it’s THE 5 Yes I am aware of how Californians refer to Interstate five but I do not reside in California.
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 23:24 |
They're here to save the bonobos.
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 23:43 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:Yes I am aware of how Californians refer to Interstate five but I do not reside in California. only southern californians say it like that birds on the other hand have no need for interstates or any puny weak human "words" or "numbers" aside from the mysterious magic ratio of 69:420, which they have not encountered on any other world
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# ? Jul 10, 2021 23:51 |