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Beef Jerky Robot posted:What if Jesus was a minotaur Trying to imagine the shape and construction materials of that cross
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Jul 10, 2021 17:27
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Bluedeanie posted:Trying to imagine the shape and construction materials of that cross https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vhpqiwyYlFo
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Jul 10, 2021 17:43
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I'm Jesus
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Dangerous Person posted:I'm Jesus Sup jesus
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Dangerous Person posted:I'm Jesus Nobody fucks with the Jesus man
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Jul 10, 2021 20:55
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Jesus christ looks like me
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Jul 10, 2021 21:28
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I got An offer on my house!
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Jul 10, 2021 21:53
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Shard posted:I got An offer on my house! Yay!
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Jul 10, 2021 23:55
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Heard that another heat wave is gonna hit the Northwest. Good thing I bought an AC unit. I'm ready for you this time you gently caress.
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Jul 11, 2021 00:15
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I am so tired in spite of all the coffee I've drunken recently.
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Stone Pitbull 141 posted:Heard that another heat wave is gonna hit the Northwest. Good thing I bought an AC unit. I'm ready for you this time you gently caress. Howd you stay cool without one?
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Jul 11, 2021 01:17
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TV Zombie posted:Howd you stay cool without one? Worked at an air conditioned store by day, frequent cold showers and fans by night.
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yea ok posted:much more interested in mythology than any of the holy texts The Greek Pantheon: Well we seem to have set everything up just right, so as long as... haha, I don't know.... Zeus doesn't start loving a bunch of human women  , our rule will last forever!
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Jerusalem posted:The Greek Pantheon: Well we seem to have set everything up just right, so as long as... haha, I don't know.... Zeus doesn't start loving a bunch of human women That's building your house on a swamp to be sure.
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Jul 11, 2021 03:03
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But what if he’s a goose when he does it
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Jul 11, 2021 03:48
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:But what if he’s a goose when he does it Man, Untitled Goose Game 2 being a Visual Novel was a REALLY unexpected direction.
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Jul 11, 2021 03:49
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Whoops accidentally started the Trojan War, my bad
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Jul 11, 2021 04:32
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Whatever happened to Barabas Like to think he went up to the Pharisees and was like,"So uhhh... I guess we're friends now?" and just kept hanging around and they didn't want to admit they only asked for his clemency to be dicks so they had to put up with it and just felt really awkward for the rest of their lives because he never picked up on any of the social cues that they wanted him to gently caress off.
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Jul 11, 2021 04:46
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the bible is a cool book, y’know, it’s got good characters and good morals. shame about all the rest of it though
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Just don't check out the fandom. Yikes, problematic
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everyone's free to like what you like, but personally, I only read the bible for the articles
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a movie that I think a lot about is First Reformed. wickedly cool movie, Paul Schrader still had his fastball on that one
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Jul 11, 2021 05:23
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Bard Maddox posted:the bible is a cool book, y’know, it’s got good characters and good morals. shame about all the rest of it though Lotta filler and weird pacing though. Also, its fans calling it ”the good book” is pretty embarrassing, as if it’s the only good book out there. Read more, dumbo!!!
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Jul 11, 2021 05:28
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Look at the Grimaces I came home with from an estate sale today
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Jul 11, 2021 05:34
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I loved those McDonald’s glasses from back in the day
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Bard Maddox posted:a movie that I think a lot about is First Reformed. wickedly cool movie, Paul Schrader still had his fastball on that one i think about that one a lot too
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Jul 11, 2021 05:52
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NienNunb posted:Look at the Grimaces I came home with from an estate sale today these grimaces make me very uncomfortable
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Jul 11, 2021 05:54
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Penguin Patrol posted:these grimaces make me very uncomfortable What about this one that I didn’t end up buying 
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Jul 11, 2021 06:29
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NienNunb posted:What about this one that I didn’t end up buying i don't like this grimace either. milkshake lake is bullshit too, all the colors would just mix together and make an ugly soupy brown. did someone throw trash into the lake or do the cups grow as a natural part of the ecosystem. don't even get me started on that poem. i'm so mad right now.
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Jul 11, 2021 06:34
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Penguin Patrol posted:i don't like this grimace either. milkshake lake is bullshit too, all the colors would just mix together and make an ugly soupy brown. did someone throw trash into the lake or do the cups grow as a natural part of the ecosystem. don't even get me started on that poem. i'm so mad right now. it’s literally a lake of poo poo cum and blood OP
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Jul 11, 2021 06:38
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Grimace is a big purple turd with a face. Terrifying
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a cyborg mug posted:Grimace is a big purple turd with a face. Terrifying
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jesus WEP posted:no that’s her partner elon 
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a cyborg mug posted:Grimace is a big purple turd with a face. Terrifying actually thats me irl
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:actually thats me irl Hi Elon
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