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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:This is actually a fair point. Japan is always lauded for having the healthiest baseline diet in the world, so I guess if, as a treat, you want a 600000000 calorie mayo pizza, go for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTnMk91dVKs the midwest already loves some mayo
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RFC2324 posted:the midwest already loves some mayo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
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Son of Rodney posted:The USA war against Mayonnaise has to stop it is objectively the single best sauce in history and transcends all nations, get with the hecking program. Get on the maestric system you weirdos. lmao 'us war on mayo' half of all our sauces are just mayo + something else. I'm pretty certain at least some of those are mayo + something else made out of mayo
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Jul 11, 2021 04:26
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Garrand posted:lmao 'us war on mayo' half of all our sauces are just mayo + something else. I'm pretty certain at least some of those are mayo + something else made out of mayo tracks with the wars on drugs, terror
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Garrand posted:lmao 'us war on mayo' half of all our sauces are just mayo + something else. I'm pretty certain at least some of those are mayo + something else made out of mayo Mayo + corn syrup
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Jul 11, 2021 04:29
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The Lone Badger posted:Mayo + corn syrup I had pancreatitis and was looking up things to eat/not eat. HFCS is really bad because it's processed in your liver and turns in to fat right on your hepatic artery the same way alcohol does. Don't use the miracle whip. unrelated insane anime posted:Dad? No, not a real one, per se. A convincing dramatization where reality and fabrication are merged, no-slammed, together in action packed, edge-of-your-seat, holy gently caress what is going to happen next? entertainment is what I was raised by. Sting. Stone Cold. Hogan. I didn't have one measly dad. I had an entire loving roster of WWF heroes and villains. Watching professional wrestling didn't just influence me as a writer, or, even as a man. It influenced me to my core. To my very being. My sex chakra.
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Garrand posted:lmao 'us war on mayo' half of all our sauces are just mayo + something else. I'm pretty certain at least some of those are mayo + something else made out of mayo it's not that you don't use mayo, it's that your mayo usage is regulated. it, and the sauces derived from it, are used on burgers, sandwiches, and tuna salad. this is as it should be. during my travels in europe, I learned of mayo rites which americans dare not perform, and for good reason. Pure mayo as a dipping sauce is one of these. In the old world you can see people dipping fries, chips, crisps, nuggets and, as I once bore horrifying witness to, pineapple directly into straight mayo. if an otherwise pleasant and even-tempered Irish girl can deliberately dip pineapple into mayonnaise and then joyfully consume it, I shudder to think of what depths America would plunge to if its mayo were unshackled
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Jul 11, 2021 05:00
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Your Gay Uncle posted:You know those tiny roses that come in glass vials they used to sell at gas stations? Apparently their only use is using the glass vial it comes in to smoke crack out of. I didn't know this , I just thought they were cute little fake roses. I'd buy one for my girlfriend everytime I'd fill up with gas. After about the 4th time she said " thanks, but we can't be together if you smoke crack". I had no idea what she was talking about. I had to start using the second closest gas station to my house since I'd bought a bunch of crack pipes at the closest one.
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Jul 11, 2021 05:24
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Garrand posted:lmao 'us war on mayo' half of all our sauces are just mayo + something else. I'm pretty certain at least some of those are mayo + something else made out of mayo Half of all sauces, in the world, are fat+oil+spices (which is all Mayo is). The performative Mayo hate has always been dumb and hilarious.
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I love that morons found the word "performative" and now they push their sagging tits aside to type it in defense of their favorite congealed fat snack.
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You’re not too good with the definition of words there are you?
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My gf and I used to buy Tibetan momo dumplings from a cart near our apartment in nyc. She always speculated about what ingredients they used in the white sauce until I won the debate when I asked the momo lady and she just smiled and said “mayo” Everyone loves mayo 💕
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Snowy posted:My gf and I used to buy Tibetan momo dumplings from a cart near our apartment in nyc. She always speculated about what ingredients they used in the white sauce until I won the debate when I asked the momo lady and she just smiled and said “mayo” It’s vinegar, fat, and spices. Its universal. Only overly online weirdos make a huge deal about how only super mega fatsos enjoy vinegar fats or spices.
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Jul 11, 2021 05:40
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Takes No Damage posted:Up the bum? No, baby.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:EAT MY DISCHARGE Alright, poo poo tits.
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Captain Monkey posted:Half of all sauces, in the world, are fat+oil+spices (which is all Mayo is). The performative Mayo hate has always been dumb and hilarious. Fats and oils are effectively the same thing, sometimes "fats" describes triglycerides that are solid at room temperature while "oils" sometimes describes triglycerides that are liquid at room temperature, but they're more or less synonymous. Mayo has egg yolk and vinegar in it, the proteins and lecithin from those are what lets it emulsify.
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Jul 11, 2021 05:47
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mayo is gross
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Jul 11, 2021 05:48
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Dabir posted:mayo is gross How dare you
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Jul 11, 2021 05:52
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Dabir posted:mayo is gross Nice performance, DR. gently caress
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Jul 11, 2021 05:54
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tag yourself im like my bum please
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Pussy Pizza, standing by
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I literally cannot think of anything less interesting than what random internet people think about condiments.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I literally cannot think of anything less interesting than what random internet people think about condiments. standard mustard: no thanks, you fancy mustard: i would like to know more
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I literally cannot think of anything less interesting than what random internet people think about condiments. You say that, and yet, 
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I literally cannot think of anything less interesting than what random internet people think about condiments. describe your most recent sandwich
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Aardvark! posted:describe your most recent sandwich It was a hunk of fried chicken held between two pieces of pizza.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Nice performance, DR. gently caress mad as hell about sauces Baron von Eevl posted:Fats and oils are effectively the same thing, sometimes "fats" describes triglycerides that are solid at room temperature while "oils" sometimes describes triglycerides that are liquid at room temperature, but they're more or less synonymous. Yeah my bad I meant fats and vinegar. It's just a vinaigrette but the fat is an egg yolk.
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One goon is obsessive about shoveling grease into his disgusting maw. The other is mad as hell. Together they're Fats and Vinegar. This fall on CBS.
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Jul 11, 2021 07:15
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:No. That's cheese. you tell me that you know catupiry is cheese and then link a video where a guy pours tons of catupiry on a pizza and say its mayonnaise
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When I worked at disney world, we had a thanksgiving dinner thing for cast members, and one of our coordinators brought two dishes, one dinner dish and a dessert dish. Dinner was a bowl of mayonnaise with bacon bits and ham stirred in. The dessert was a bowl of miracle whip with snickers bars stirred in. 
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Jul 11, 2021 07:48
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Anyone else do shotglasses of vinegar
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Kitfox88 posted:Anyone else do shotglasses of vinegar Only via my rear end in a top hat.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:One goon is obsessive about shoveling grease into his disgusting maw. Ok this one made me laugh ngl
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:I had pancreatitis and was looking up things to eat/not eat. HFCS is really bad because it's processed in your liver and turns in to fat right on your hepatic artery the same way alcohol does. Don't use the miracle whip. I was joking. You mean you madmen actually do it?
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Kitfox88 posted:Anyone else do shotglasses of vinegar I tried that during a manic health food kick, but stopped because it burned the gently caress out of my throat.
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Jul 11, 2021 10:06
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Most food is good or at least fine
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endocriminologist posted:Most food is good or at least fine How dare you
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Norwegians have a special cheese they love that tastes really sweet and I do not enjoy it so much, however
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