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On the one hand, nationalist cunts and their sycophantic press arm are going to be absolutely insufferable if we win. Calling it now that Rafael Behr already has an article in the chute called "Corbyn could never have led our boys to victory if he was in charge, god just imagining it makes me so ang- oh god Sarah it's happening agiuuurgh" On the other hand, it might be coming home lads E: SCP-173 is the best SCP. Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Jul 11, 2021 |
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No better way of showing support for a team than booing a young black lad who made sure your kiddies got lunch for a year.
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Jul 11, 2021 13:56
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imo it is every English progressive's responsibility to be twice as loud & insufferable as the nationalists & claim an England victory as a victory for LGBTQIA+ rights & BLM, the right wing handed this to us on a plate by turning their culture war bullshit on footballers & it would just be irresponsible to let that go to waste imo It's coming home (where it will be appropriated as a gay pride symbol, as is tradition)
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Jul 11, 2021 14:20
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Borrovan posted:imo it is every English progressive's responsibility to be twice as loud & insufferable as the nationalists & claim an England victory as a victory for LGBTQIA+ rights & BLM, the right wing handed this to us on a plate by turning their culture war bullshit on footballers & it would just be irresponsible to let that go to waste imo Blm racists taking knee bloody lgbts *Sniffs* it is pure ideology I heard cultural Marxists all wish If you say you're English You'll be arrested sharpish And THROWN IN JAIL Spangly A fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Jul 11, 2021 |
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Jul 11, 2021 14:34
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Bobby Deluxe posted:On the one hand, nationalist cunts and their sycophantic press arm are going to be absolutely insufferable if we win. Calling it now that Rafael Behr already has an article in the chute called "Corbyn could never have led our boys to victory if he was in charge, god just imagining it makes me so ang- oh god Sarah it's happening agiuuurgh" lol I like how half that SCP article is now stuff about the copywrite for the photograph.
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Jul 11, 2021 14:37
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a pipe smoking dog posted:lol I like how half that SCP article is now stuff about the copywrite for the photograph. I can only assume that the popular SCPs get bombarded with chancers wanting to make money off what they created. To be fair, I would love a model of SCP-173
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Jul 11, 2021 14:42
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Guavanaut posted:I hope that the country with the insane press and serious political problem with fascist shithouses screaming about boats doesn't win Australia isn't in UEFA? 
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Jul 11, 2021 15:26
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https://twitter.com/SpillerOfTea/status/1414217270855938049
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Jul 11, 2021 15:29
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putting explosives in my rectum just to feel something; come on Ingerlund
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Jul 11, 2021 15:32
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Ah, the straight pride parade they're always asking about.
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Jul 11, 2021 15:33
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that's the real Horseshoe Theory. By which I mean, if you leave a performatively straight guy alone in a room with a horseshoe, he's eventually gonna stick it up his jacksie Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Jul 11, 2021 |
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Jul 11, 2021 15:40
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lol, just seen that someone I once called out at uni for interviewing a fascist on the student radio station is now... producing Nick Ferrari's LBC show!
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Jul 11, 2021 15:58
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I want England to lose because I enjoy heartbroken football fans but if England win I want them to immediately and continuously take the knee again for as long as possible so that every second and every photograph of the historic win is inseparable from the message. Straight up lifting the cup on their knees.
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Jul 11, 2021 16:17
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Gary Neville immediately making GBS threads on the Tories at every opportunity he gets has also been very enjoyable
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Jul 11, 2021 16:21
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Raheem Sterling turned the weans against me
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Jul 11, 2021 16:27
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Meanwhile Rashford fed the weans 
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Jul 11, 2021 16:31
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Borrovan posted:the right wing handed this to us on a plate by turning their culture war bullshit on footballers & it would just be irresponsible to let that go to waste imo Hope Woke Queer Marxist England win and Drunk Abusive Flag Nonce England loses.
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Jul 11, 2021 16:31
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football sucks poo poo
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Jul 11, 2021 16:34
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If right-wingers do become insufferable after a win, just remove all the statues to football, and they'll immediately forget it ever happened
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Jul 11, 2021 16:36
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Dabir posted:football sucks poo poo hi football haha
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Jul 11, 2021 16:46
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Failed Imagineer posted:that's the real Horseshoe Theory. Well what else am I supposed to do with it?
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Jul 11, 2021 16:58
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None of this pervert poo poo, you use it to shoe a horse so it has better traction when you have sex with it.
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Jul 11, 2021 16:59
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Alctel posted:Gary Neville immediately making GBS threads on the Tories at every opportunity he gets has also been very enjoyable Which just goes to show. Having seen him dismissed as a 'champagne socialist' in numerous corners of gammonweb. If you're wealthy and socialist you're a 'champagne socialist and how come you're not offering your spare room to a family of asylum seekers' (which always struck me a completely dumb comment but I digress) and if you're not wealthy, you're a 'politics of envy' socialist. So you can't 'win'.
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Jul 11, 2021 17:03
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I continue to object to the phrase "politics of envy" because politics of spite is far more accurate.
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Jul 11, 2021 17:08
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Failed Imagineer posted:putting explosives in my rectum just to feel something; come on Ingerlund Someone in another thread posted about a hypothetical recovery process from firework-induced rectal burns. Tubes, anaesthesia, PTSD and million-dollar bills were all mentioned.
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Jul 11, 2021 17:17
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Guavanaut posted:None of this pervert poo poo, you use it to shoe a horse so it has better traction when you have sex with it. nice to see you Mr Vice-President
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Jul 11, 2021 17:18
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OwlFancier posted:I continue to object to the phrase "politics of envy" because politics of spite is far more accurate. Though 'politics of envy' is supposed to be what skint lefties support, and 'politics of spite' is the gammonati.
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Jul 11, 2021 17:29
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Jul 11, 2021 17:30
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Though 'politics of envy' is supposed to be what skint lefties support, and 'politics of spite' is the gammonati. I mean I certainly feel more spiteful than envious towards the right, I don't want what they have, I just hate it and think it's poo poo.
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Jul 11, 2021 17:34
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The hero we deserve but maybe not the one we need right now
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Jul 11, 2021 17:34
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As a leftist, I think the only position here is to support Italy, which as a country is a progressive beam of light on this planet with absolutely no elements of nationalism that would delight in a victory for their team. Furthermore, I'm going to tell everyone I know repeatedly today that I am supporting Italy so they know just how above this whole farce I am.
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Jul 11, 2021 17:39
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Which just goes to show. Gary lineker actually did it and the papers called it virtue signalling
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Jul 11, 2021 17:44
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Gorn Myson posted:As a leftist, I think the only position here is to support Italy, which as a country is a progressive beam of light on this planet with absolutely no elements of nationalism that would delight in a victory for their team. As a Scot I think the only position here is to support Italy because Scottish television isn't delivered by the people who also deliver Italian TV but apparently forget that, & I absolutely have never told anyone I am above this farce. I'm so far from being above it. And also because if Italy win I don't have to hear that godforsaken song for...sigh, less than 18 months  And for the avoidance of doubt, yes, it is absolutely a matter of spite.
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Jul 11, 2021 17:44
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i hope england wins this evening
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Jul 11, 2021 17:50
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https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1414258384279330823 Replace the statue of Churchill with one of this true hero of the English people. Or maybe just the bloke himself, doing it on the hour.
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Jul 11, 2021 17:51
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willys and bums
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OwlFancier posted:I mean I certainly feel more spiteful than envious towards the right, I don't want what they have, I just hate it and think it's poo poo. Like when people are against child sexual exploitation do they think those people just wish they could nonce kids without getting caught? I suppose that's exactly what the Church in Poland thought when they decided to go around calling gay men pedophiles in response to them being uncovered. forkboy84 posted:And also because if Italy win I don't have to hear that godforsaken song for...sigh, less than 18 months
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Jul 11, 2021 17:59
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I suppose you could scrap the renovations to big ben and just have him do lines to mark the hours. Might cost slightly more in gear and resuscitations though.
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Jul 11, 2021 17:59
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On a tram and somebody just shouted “yeah it’s coming home!” to absolutely no response, except his mate saying “you loving twat” 😂
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my prediction: we reach 90 minutes in and nobody scores. Then they try for extra time, and nobody scores. Thirty consecutive free kicks later and nobody scores. The entirety of one team stands on the other edge of the pitch as the other all push the football into the goal. It doesn't go in. None of them can do anything to get the football to go in. They try to concede the match, but their mouths can't form the words. They can't do anything. The fans try to leave, and find all the doors are locked. When they jump out the windows they come back in on the other side. The government is urged into action but Boris Johnson declares that since the place this football is immovably stuck in by forces unknown is in London then it technically means football has, in fact, come home, and so everything is fine actually. The tories gain five points in the polls.
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