Guillermus posted:

Yeah, I tried to be polite. What I think they should do with that kind of scumbag is not for posting in this dead comedy forum.

Ganso Bomb posted:

I had a dream that Warhorse was in AEW full time and had a talk show segment called Warhorse's Basement and it was basically like a Warhorse version of Wayne's World

Guillermus posted:

Yeah, I tried to be polite. What I think they should do with that kind of scumbag is not for posting in this dead comedy forum.

MotU posted:

he already got punched settle down

Shinjobi posted:

gently caress everybody, I'll say it



He should also be kicked.

Ganso Bomb posted:

I had a dream that Warhorse was in AEW full time and had a talk show segment called Warhorse's Basement and it was basically like a Warhorse version of Wayne's World

CobiWann posted:

I’m visiting a retired family friend in Myrtle Beach this week, and they have a golf cart to get around.

They’ve offered me full use of it. What’s the worst that could happen with a golf cart?

CobiWann posted:

I’m visiting a retired family friend in Myrtle Beach this week, and they have a golf cart to get around.

They’ve offered me full use of it. What’s the worst that could happen with a golf cart?

The Stroker Ace posted:

We flipped one over at a birthday party in middle school and my friend split his skull open.

Helicity posted:

How was it for someone that still prefers to wear a mask in public and doesn't prefer to sit for long periods due to a back injury?

MotU posted:

he already got punched settle down

CobiWann posted:

I’m visiting a retired family friend in Myrtle Beach this week, and they have a golf cart to get around.

They’ve offered me full use of it. What’s the worst that could happen with a golf cart?

CobiWann posted:

I’m visiting a retired family friend in Myrtle Beach this week, and they have a golf cart to get around.

They’ve offered me full use of it. What’s the worst that could happen with a golf cart?

CobiWann posted:

I’m gonna drive the golf cart.

MotU posted:

a little kid tried to play chicken with me with a golf cart once

1glitch0 posted:

Did you win?

smarxist posted:

#scoop: scoopsgal was seen kicking over a microwave burger stand in Chelsea a few minutes ago, hollering about bringing it home

IcePhoenix posted:

to be fair with the hernia he has and his refusal to go to a doctor I wouldn't be shocked if he just randomly dropped dead at any point

I don't know anything about hernias and what they do so maybe it's not actually dangerous and just hurts a lot or something

Konnan on his Podcast posted:

So let me tell you what happened. I loving was in the hospital, I wake up, there’s six doctors in front of me. An Nephrologist, a Cardiologist, an Infectious Disease doctor and they’re very, very mad. They’re angry with me because I’m not taking my pills, I’m being very rude, I’m not listening to instructions. This is in the hospital.

[I wasn’t listening to them] because I didn’t want to believe it was as bad as they were telling me. I didn’t wanna hear bad news. Now the bad news mean I can’t work, I can’t make money, as if that’s everything in life which it isn’t and so they’re loving talking to me and one guy just loving gives me a kick right in the nuts. He goes, ‘Well Mr. Ashenoff, since you don’t seem to understand the gravity of this situation, I’m gonna put it to you in black and white. There’s a very good chance, and when I mean very good chance, over 60 percent that your heart is going to stop. What would you like us to do with that heart?’ The other guy goes — I just was in shock. The other guy goes, ‘Obviously, that didn’t seem to illicit a response out of you.’ Well of course it didn’t motherfucker. I’m loving in shock. ‘Your kidneys are failing. What would you like us to do with that? Donate it to science?’ They gave us like three or four loving things. Then another guy walks in, a Chaplain and you know I hate religion, and the motherfucker wanted to pray with me. I almost threw him out the window but that’s real poo poo bro, and you survey your life and you go, ‘Okay, so what have I done?’ Had a lot of fun, took a lot of drugs, traveled the world, told a lot of people to go get hosed. But I did it my way, you know what I’m saying? And at the end of the day, I am not any way, shape or form going to in any way, shape or form cow toe, bend to, kiss rear end, just because people in this industry have money and everybody’s trying to get as much money as they can and they don’t wanna tell them the truth. Some of the conversations that I had with my closest friends were, ‘How did you put up with my bullshit for so long?’ And one of the things they always told me is, ‘No matter what, at least you kept it real with us.’

I was very, very, very — and I’m not a dramatic guy. I’m not, ‘Oh! Look at how much I work, look at how sick I am. Thank you to everybody.’ That’s just not me. It doesn’t make me better than anybody, doesn’t make me smarter than anybody. It’s just who I am, and at the end of the day bro, I just wanna live whatever I have left. If it’s one day, two days, what does it make a difference if at my funeral if five guys are there or 300 guys are there, I’m dead, you know? What did I do while I was here? What did I help do? My inner being is a helpful person like you Disco [Inferno]. You like to help people, so do I. There’s no way I would’ve helped so many guys that aren’t my family members if there wasn’t a part of me that likes to help people, and so, but what are you gonna be known for? For a guy that just went around bullshitting everybody and loving — you know what I’m saying? I mean at the end of the day, I just had kind of like an awakening and that’s all there is to it and I’m very — let me tell you one thing: I am fortunate — and I do not overdramatize this — to be alive.

StarkRavingMad posted:

Where are people getting Konnan's "refusal to go to a doctor" from?

MotU posted:

of course, i aint a chicken

Nick Jr. Face posted:

smarxist posted:

#scoop: scoopsgal was seen kicking over a meatball stand in Chelsea a few minutes ago, hollering about bringing it home

MorningMoon posted:

so in the next Nightmare Family vs Factory encounter it'll be QT and Ogogo vs Cody and the #ALLELITE debut of his new tag partner, Ogogo's greatest foe: the entirety of Italy.

MorningMoon posted:

so in the next Nightmare Family vs Factory encounter it'll be QT and Ogogo vs Cody and the #ALLELITE debut of his new tag partner, Ogogo's greatest foe: the entirety of Italy.

smarxist posted:

Peter Avaloni with a thin mustache and a big gold chain riding to the ring on a vespa