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Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
Things I liked:

Rick genuinely didn't know it was Morty's fault and this wasn't an elaborate scheme to teach some sort of lesson.

Everything with Blazin

The bit with everyone but Beth understanding why giant sperm would flock to the grand canyon

Chud court and its stupid horse puns.

Jerry and his water

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Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
I was genuinely surprised how much I enjoyed slutdragons when I rewatched it. they really made the weird genre mashup work

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

Dr_Amazing posted:

The bit with everyone but Beth understanding why giant sperm would flock to the grand canyon

Jerry's frown in that scene made me wonder if he didn't know either, but he's learnt to shut up when he doesn't know something (because everyone is toxic and sucks).

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
The accidentally aired episode is floating around online now if you REALLY want to watch it, but people who have seen it instead of last night's episode said it was the worst in the series so I think it's probably going to be just as bad

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


im on the net me boys posted:

The accidentally aired episode is floating around online now if you REALLY want to watch it, but people who have seen it instead of last night's episode said it was the worst in the series so I think it's probably going to be just as bad

Did they put all their effort into the first two episodes?

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Well, I picked a hell of an episode to watch with my 58 year old mother! She was absolutely cracking up the whole time, and when Beth goes “today, you officially became a woman” she slapped her knee and said “ain’t that the truth!”

Also one of Morty’s giant mutant sperm fertilizing Summer’s egg isnt incest, that’s not what incest means. It’s super fuckin weird and gross but it’s literally not incest.

I liked this episode fine, the script was absolutely loaded with jokes, he he, felt like the really silly episode I wanted after last weeks gut punch

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Apparently the accidentally aired episode is not the next episode, but the 7th episode.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I'm surprised the goon who was whining about woke comics isn't in here telling us that the series is doomed because of the beth/summer subplot.

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Hawkperson posted:

Yeah someone upthread blamed Harmon for the incest jokes but that seemed very Roiland to me

It was me and it could be both. Harmon on Harmontown joked about liking incest porn, but considering how popular it’s become (it’s huge the numbers on it are crazy) it could easily be both of them.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

I liked that it was a normal episode for half and then the plot kind of resolved and there was still 8 minutes of runtime left so they just jumped the shark sperm three or four times and rode the wave into pure schlock and absurdity. Good thing Giant Incest Baby doesn't need to breathe, I guess?
:confuoot:

I also liked that everyone in the post-credits interviews was appropriately embarrassed. :hai:

GIB is going to be a thing in a future episode. It's space's problem now is one of those things you say that come back to haunt you.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Cojawfee posted:

It would have been a lot funnier if the show ended when Morty admitted he hosed the horse breeder machine. He admits he did it, and then Rick says "I knew it, you little poo poo" and then it turns out the sperms were all robots and then the president comes in and chastises Morty for lying or whatever.

No, that would've been worse than what we got which is an impressive accomplishment.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

LionArcher posted:

It was me and it could be both. Harmon on Harmontown joked about liking incest porn, but considering how popular it’s become (it’s huge the numbers on it are crazy) it could easily be both of them.

This is one of those weird things that i love to share, but the main reason that incest porn became so popular in the last 7-8 years is because a really sleazy media mogul pulled a Microsoft and hoovered up dozens of smaller porn production studios all over the US and basically forced all of them to switch over to incest porn because that's what the guy was really into. If you look up the umbrella production studio that owns all of those "Step-Sis & Me!", "Family TherapyXOXOX" companies, it's all the same guy.

Just another one of the myriad ways in which billionaires have immeasurable impacts on culture and society behind the scenes.

The same thing happenned with big 70's bush in porn, it's not that huge unkempt bush was sexy or stylish, it's because the mafia dons who were funding the films wanted huge 70's bush

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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do straight people have any good porno

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

im on the net me boys posted:

do straight people have any good porno

no, it's all straight

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
the only bit of that which made me laugh was the amazing johnathan reference, who i haven't thought about since the 90s but of course he would end up with a vegas residency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6P1QRqFeww

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
He's doing better in Rick and Morty than real life. In real life he smokes crack and is on the verge of death.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

the only bit of that which made me laugh was the amazing johnathan reference, who i haven't thought about since the 90s but of course he would end up with a vegas residency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6P1QRqFeww

There was some weird documentary I didn't finish about him being very sick or something? I dunno it was very scattered.

ApathyGifted
Aug 30, 2004
Tomorrow?

Bust Rodd posted:

This is one of those weird things that i love to share, but the main reason that incest porn became so popular in the last 7-8 years is because a really sleazy media mogul pulled a Microsoft and hoovered up dozens of smaller porn production studios all over the US and basically forced all of them to switch over to incest porn because that's what the guy was really into. If you look up the umbrella production studio that owns all of those "Step-Sis & Me!", "Family TherapyXOXOX" companies, it's all the same guy.

There goes my hypothesis that it's just a positive feedback loop on recommendation algorithms.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Ok, I watched the wrong one - watched the Ferrets and it was absolutely horrible. Trash.

Not looking forward to this other garbage episode people are talking about. gently caress. This season was doing so well.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

e : no

Excelzior fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Jul 12, 2021

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Vintersorg posted:

Ok, I watched the wrong one - watched the Ferrets and it was absolutely horrible. Trash.

Not looking forward to this other garbage episode people are talking about. gently caress. This season was doing so well.

Did multiple wrong episodes air? There's a clip floating around with the family in a Voltron suit fighting the space baby from the sperm episode. Is that the ferrets episode too?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Yeah, same one - The Voltron is made up Ferrets instead of Lions. This serves no purpose other than to be different - they don't do anything with them being ferrets.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

ApathyGifted posted:

There goes my hypothesis that it's just a positive feedback loop on recommendation algorithms.

It probably just started popping up on the front page of porn sites for whatever reason and people clicked on it because it has people loving in it and they don't care if they people loving call each other brother and sister.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Cojawfee posted:

It probably just started popping up on the front page of porn sites for whatever reason and people clicked on it because it has people loving in it and they don't care if they people loving call each other brother and sister.

The idea that someone just puts whatever the first video in their feed up seems fictitious to me, I’m having a really hard time believing that the average porn user in 2021 isn’t fully tuned into their specific kinks or tastes.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Jeez I thought people were exaggerating but this was a really bad episode

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

Bust Rodd posted:

I’m having a really hard time believing that the average porn user in 2021 isn’t fully tuned into their specific kinks or tastes.

I suspect you're imaging them being too much like you, as opposed to being a young adult who isn't set in their ways (or, you know, particularly experienced). That, and people get bored and kinks change.

I feel really patronising saying this to you, and I hope it doesn't come across that way.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
TBH, the thought of “young masterbaters who are new to pornography” isn’t something I’ve thankfully ever thought about before! I sure wish that was still the case, lol!!!

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

Bust Rodd posted:

TBH, the thought of “young masterbaters who are new to pornography” isn’t something I’ve thankfully ever thought about before! I sure wish that was still the case, lol!!!

If it makes you feel any better, I didn't want to think about 70's bush, but there you go.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


You know that scene in Amadeus, when Amadeus is showing his big musical piece that just keeps escalating to Emperor Jospeh and he gets kinda bored with it?

Thought about that scene last night toward the end of this episode.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

What the hell, I bought the whole season and episode 4 isn’t even on there...

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Some of us apparently watched episode 7 last night.

Kinda amusing really.

Just checked and while the seventh episode is still listed as the fourth it's no longer available.

The real fourth episode is not listed.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
It’s funny that both episodes were bad so no one could tell if they saw the wrong episode or not

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Bust Rodd posted:

This is one of those weird things that i love to share, but the main reason that incest porn became so popular in the last 7-8 years is because a really sleazy media mogul pulled a Microsoft and hoovered up dozens of smaller porn production studios all over the US and basically forced all of them to switch over to incest porn because that's what the guy was really into. If you look up the umbrella production studio that owns all of those "Step-Sis & Me!", "Family TherapyXOXOX" companies, it's all the same guy.

Just another one of the myriad ways in which billionaires have immeasurable impacts on culture and society behind the scenes.

The same thing happenned with big 70's bush in porn, it's not that huge unkempt bush was sexy or stylish, it's because the mafia dons who were funding the films wanted huge 70's bush

And it had a legit impact. There was some interview I heard were an adult actress that as soon as they threw the word step whatever into the thing the sales/views tripled.

People may pretend that it’s more niche, but part of my job is writing romance. Before it was fully banned on Amazon, anything that was pseudo-incest sold extremely well. I made thousands of dollars on some very low effort pseudo-incest shorts.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Open Source Idiom posted:

If it makes you feel any better, I didn't want to think about 70's bush, but there you go.

Actually wait, this reminds of something that absolutely blew my mind. I listen to this podcast hosted by two zoomer women from Canada and one of them was telling a story about being in a cabin in the woods and it was the first time in her life she’d ever tried to jack off without Wi-Fi and she was like “what am I supposed to do, just use my imagination? No way!” and I felt like 1,000 years old.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

oh wow the leaked episode is not good either, what a bad season of the ricking mort mort

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Just gonna TMI here and stan for 70s/80s bush and the new rise of women choosing to keep their hair. It's great and amazing. To each their own tho!

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

if women are going to put pressure on me to shave my gross pubes then it's only fair they reciprocate. i don't even mind bush, it's about equity

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Unkept armpit hair is gross unisexually

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Lol anyone thinking a lot of pubic hair (or armpit hair) is cool. Especially as we all melt with climate changes I say shave it all for everyone. It’s cooler and less stinky. (And fears about aluminum is dumb, for gods sake everyone use real deodorant).

(Guys shaving armpit hair too should be a thing, and not just male swimmers).

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e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude
I now watched both episode and they are both terrible

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