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You never know when you'll need a big rear end bomb
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Every meeting he places it under a different person's seat
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Jul 12, 2021 00:39
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Data Graham posted:Every meeting he places it under a different person's seat One percussion note musical chairs.
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Jul 12, 2021 00:52
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Wasn't this the plot to the movie Valkyrie?
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Jul 12, 2021 00:53
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Android Apocalypse posted:Wasn't this the plot to the movie Valkyrie? I mean, Valkyrie was a depiction of an actual plot to kill Hitler so…I…guess so, in some way? 
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Jul 12, 2021 01:01
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a sexual elk posted:As of when? Just had a couple last week. We were told 6 months ago they won't be producing it anymore. We stopped receiving down south.
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Jul 12, 2021 01:43
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It’s like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a bomb
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Jul 12, 2021 16:53
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"because what are the odds of two people bringing bombs?"
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Jul 12, 2021 17:02
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I BROUGHT A BOMB rear end tray of burritos. Please, help yourselves. 
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Jul 12, 2021 17:03
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Jul 12, 2021 17:14
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Wanna know what that fellow's nickname was I can't decide between "Hot Seat" Lopez and Sapper Juan
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Jul 12, 2021 17:17
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https://youtu.be/RWuaHiXpjx4
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Jul 12, 2021 17:19
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Jul 12, 2021 17:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q I know he's been posted before, but this guy cracks me the gently caress up.
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Jul 12, 2021 18:21
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Saw that a couple days ago, definitely worth staying to the end it just gets better and better
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Jul 12, 2021 18:29
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AFewBricksShy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q Thank you for this. My friends already hate me that I've used this phrase a million times IRL, but now that there's a catchy song about it, I guess time to hit 0 friends on all socials and become a giggling recluse
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Jul 12, 2021 19:07
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In Rambo III, there's a scene where Rambo's Colonel buddy is being tortured for information about the location of missiles. It goes something like: Interrogator: "Vhere are zee missiles!" US Colonel: "I'll never tell you, scum!" Interrogator: *inflicts terrible pain* US Colonel: "Gah! Ok... ok.. I'll tell..." Interrogator: *visibly excited, leans in close* "Vhere are zey!?" US Colonel: *whispers* "They're.... very close..." Interrogator: *leans in closer* "Vhere?!" US Colonel: "They're.... In. Your. rear end." This became a running joke in our circle of friends whenever anyone asked for the location of anything. "Has anyone seen my keys?" "They're very close..." Good to see it's still going strong decades later.
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Jul 12, 2021 19:43
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AFewBricksShy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q I'm glad that Tom is getting really wide attention these days, I see people posting about him everywhere now. It might end up being that the Australian lockdowns were some of the best things to happen to him career-wise.
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Jul 12, 2021 19:51
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SpacePig posted:I'm glad that Tom is getting really wide attention these days, I see people posting about him everywhere now. It might end up being that the Australian lockdowns were some of the best things to happen to him career-wise. He looks like a cop. I'm actually pretty sure he is a cop.
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Jul 12, 2021 19:59
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:He looks like a cop. I'm actually pretty sure he is a cop. I think that's just what comedians look like in Australia.
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Jul 12, 2021 20:05
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Jul 12, 2021 20:37
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rear end NOW I will not be answering any questions.
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Jul 12, 2021 20:41
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:He looks like a cop. I'm actually pretty sure he is a cop. That dirty stache look is more or less required for white millennial male comedians in NZ/Aus (and also probably the UK) now.
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Jul 12, 2021 21:00
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bike tory posted:That dirty stache look is more or less required for white millennial male comedians in NZ/Aus (and also probably the UK) now. Everyone wants to be a business man with a business tan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBE9TZP26FI
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Jul 12, 2021 22:34
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Platystemon posted:That’s just a common-sense safety measure. Only way to stop a bad guy with a bomb is a good guy with a bomb
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Jul 12, 2021 22:43
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By popular demand posted:rear end NOW All of the questions should have been answered by my rear end now t-shirt
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Jul 12, 2021 23:25
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 Also for that time I opened the cookie tin and it was a sewing kit.
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Jul 12, 2021 23:32
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Grandma did nothing wrong.
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Jul 12, 2021 23:42
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Yoshi Wins posted:Grandma did nothing wrong. Boxing that guy may have been a questionable decision
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Jul 12, 2021 23:49
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Thaddius the Large posted:Boxing that guy may have been a questionable decision "Don't do it, Champ!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEb3DGRff6g
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Jul 13, 2021 00:12
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A dude nicknamed "Champ" is among the people I'd least want to fight, right up there with "Duke" and "Tiny."
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Jul 13, 2021 00:34
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Velocity Raptor posted:"Don't do it, Champ!" Every time I see this video, my first thought is to google Ko Young, like it's the old guy's name.
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Jul 13, 2021 00:38
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AFewBricksShy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q *HONK* Foul! Gratuitous key change! Yellow card.
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Jul 13, 2021 01:17
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Hyperlynx posted:*HONK* Foul! Gratuitous key change! Yellow card. One more and you can go join the Banana Splits in the penalty box.
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Jul 13, 2021 02:18
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Jul 13, 2021 03:36
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gently caress. I guess I need a bigger rear end, then
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Jul 13, 2021 04:32
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Your gf still has the OPTION of pegging your skinny rear end. She's just not obliged.
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Jul 13, 2021 06:11
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If you & your girlfriend have symmetrical booties, do you engage in some sort of anal 69?
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Jul 13, 2021 06:23
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Johnny Aztec posted:You never know when you'll need a big rear end
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Android Apocalypse posted:If you & your girlfriend have symmetrical booties, do you engage in some sort of anal 69? It's like the snake eating itself but there's a dildo too
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