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Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

Kharnifex posted:

have they defined regional?

my work in coffs harbour got shitcanned and swapped for gosford, surely thats regional lmao

I think Gosford is still part of greater sydney under the rules

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Kharnifex posted:

have they defined regional?

my work in coffs harbour got shitcanned and swapped for gosford, surely thats regional lmao

Gosford is very definitely under the greater Sydney stay at home rules.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

tithin posted:

Name them, shame them, burn them to the loving GROUND

They are most likely white so that will never happen.

Now if it was ...let's say 2 black women getting into QLD

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


They questioned them that hard, not because they were black, but because they couldn't figure out why anyone would want to go to Queensland.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Kharnifex posted:

have they defined regional?

my work in coffs harbour got shitcanned and swapped for gosford, surely thats regional lmao

More like Cough's Harbour now. :v:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


So if you're in the Fairfield LGA you have to get tested every 3 days if you work outside the LGA.

It takes 24-48hrs to get a result.

2 days off
1 day at work

:thunk:

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Raged posted:

They are most likely white so that will never happen.

Now if it was ...let's say 2 black women getting into QLD

They already have named at least one of them

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Infinitum posted:

So if you're in the Fairfield LGA you have to get tested every 3 days if you work outside the LGA.

It takes 24-48hrs to get a result.

2 days off
1 day at work

:thunk:

You don't have to self-isolate while you're waiting for the results according to the ABC.

Yolo Swaggins Esq
Jan 29, 2015

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Lolie posted:

Two dollar shops were also open yesterday, which definitely stretches the definition of "essential".

During last year's lockdown, the dollar store was the only place I could find toilet paper because of all the panic buying in my area, when they were closed too we had a Bad Time

ETA: everybody get some ear saving mask clips, they're a lifesaver when you have to wear a mask all day.

Yolo Swaggins Esq fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Jul 13, 2021

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Lolie posted:

You don't have to self-isolate while you're waiting for the results according to the ABC.
Hey that's like not entirely the opposite what people have been told when getting tested or anything

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




happy 600 pages ausgbs

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
https://twitter.com/chaser/status/1414554685063630851

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Lolie posted:

You don't have to self-isolate while you're waiting for the results according to the ABC.

quote:

Health Minister Brad Hazzard said workers would not be required to self-isolate while they were waiting for the results of their tests.

"If you had them sitting at home and waiting for the test results, that wouldn't be a practical measure," he said.

I think it's safe to say Brad Hazzard is a loving idiot.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010


Lol remember where that case happened in the mall, the one where they just passed one another and got infected IN THE MALL.

So we had to start wearing masks on PUBLIC TRANSPORT (but not in malls yet).

NSW gold standard!!!!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Want a Gold Standard gangtag, but it's leaking poo poo out of one end

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Infinitum posted:

Want a Gold Standard gangtag,

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Infinitum posted:

Want a Gold Standard gangtag, but it's leaking poo poo out of one end

The o should be a COVID germ as well.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The o should be a COVID germ as well.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Got my first Pfizer jab, when does the 5g signal start transmitting so I can get good internet

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

tithin posted:

Got my first Pfizer jab, when does the 5g signal start transmitting so I can get good internet

Hold your phone next to your nads and wait for the signal strength to improve

ili
Jul 26, 2003


stirlo posted:

It is fairly uncomfortable i hear especially if youre stuck with it for more than a Few hours;; if you want to save your ears or be a bit more comfy they make a heap of Clips now;; https://www.earsaver.com.au

Ta mate that's pretty useful. Gunna grab a pack.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
ATAGI advice has changed again. They're recommending that people under 60 in outbreak areas consider getting AZ and that those who've already had one dose of AZ have their second dose between 4 and 8 weeks later.

Expected, but now it's official.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Infinitum posted:

Want a Gold Standard gangtag, but it's leaking poo poo out of one end

:itwaspoo:

:itwasgoldstandard:

And change the woman in it to Gladys.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Fuckin hell i dont want to have to get the swab every 3 days

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

a friend tells me westmead is taking walk-ins for pfizer vaccines. 5-10min, no proof of employment in front lines required.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Laserface posted:

a friend tells me westmead is taking walk-ins for pfizer vaccines. 5-10min, no proof of employment in front lines required.

I guess they have a bunch left over at the end of the day they needed to use up?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Victoria, I had to provide evidence of the fact I was a carer and wait 6 weeks to get my first Pfizer jsb

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




27 hours post-AZ jab and im slowly coming back to life. Not a bad turnaround. If i sleep tonight then I'm all gucci. Book your AZ on a friday if you can

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

well why not posted:

27 hours post-AZ jab and im slowly coming back to life. Not a bad turnaround. If i sleep tonight then I'm all gucci. Book your AZ on a friday if you can

Why not book it on a Monday and claim a long weekend instead?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
EDIT: better timing

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Jul 13, 2021

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


We had a wanker turn up to work yesterday presenting with symptoms. Wasn't at work today - if he is a new case and spreading it this far north you'll see me in the newspaper for murder.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Humphreys posted:

We had a wanker turn up to work yesterday presenting with symptoms. Wasn't at work today - if he is a new case and spreading it this far north you'll see me in the newspaper for murder.

#FreeHumphreys

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017


Hopefully Abbott's daughter (who "somehow" won the chairman’s scholarship at Whitehouse Institute of Design for her full college degree) made the logo for his fax to Pfizer.

Parade of criminals....all of them

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Freaking out because I can't explain to my girlfriend why balls are so sensitive to being flicked or tapped but they can make firm enough contact during sex to make an audible noise without any apparent ill effects

Aware
Nov 18, 2003

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Freaking out because I can't explain to my girlfriend why balls are so sensitive to being flicked or tapped but they can make firm enough contact during sex to make an audible noise without any apparent ill effects

Dude now I'm freaking out gently caress

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Freaking out because I can't explain to my girlfriend why balls are so sensitive to being flicked or tapped but they can make firm enough contact during sex to make an audible noise without any apparent ill effects

Because girlfriends rear end is god's airbag for balls. Explanation complete

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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




battle mode

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