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What is going live anyway? MMO server sizes are not written into the constitution.
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Kitfox88 posted:Eh, EVE got to keeping grisly war trophies first. Still mad I never got my corpse display room from the Ambulations expansion
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 12:42 |
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Antigravitas posted:Still mad I never got my corpse display room from the Ambulations expansion Same. CCP Eris promised me, personally!
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 13:11 |
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Antigravitas posted:Still mad I never got my corpse display room from the Ambulations expansion Did you at least got a space ambulance?
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 13:23 |
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commando in tophat posted:Did you at least got a space ambulance? Yes. Well, sort of. Repair ships, which were essentially the same thing, and also… you know… repair ships, which is still on the waiting list for the poor citizens.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 13:26 |
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Tippis posted:Yes. Well, sort of. Repair ships, which were essentially the same thing, and also… you know… repair ships, which is still on the waiting list for the poor citizens. It's been a while since I saw EVE. What does "repair ship" mean there? Regular ship with +100% to repair beam?
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 13:34 |
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skeletors_condom posted:...obviously I have spent more than that...
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 14:16 |
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commando in tophat posted:It's been a while since I saw EVE. What does "repair ship" mean there? Regular ship with +100% to repair beam? Some such, but even more.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:01 |
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I specialised in space priests. I was actually pretty decent at them, even flying two at once to support fleets. And I had a corpses-only overview preset so I cold collect all the corpses people helpfully left floating around. I had a lot of corpses.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:17 |
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The secret of the mini-me is revealedreddit posted:There is a chair at Everus Harbour that shrinks you by 10% everytime you sit in it They just need to find the 'grow me' hot dog now
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:17 |
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Thoatse posted:
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:38 |
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Pixelate posted:The secret of the mini-me is revealed star citizen is so good
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:46 |
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uh... did we know that there's more from "Doctor Jade"? From 4 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5gi6u3/prisoner_compliance_and_escape_mitigation_helpful/ quote:Prisoner Compliance and Escape Mitigation, Helpful Medical Info for Our Bounty Hunters <3 They keep referencing their deep knowledge of "soviet medical experiments" quote:...even if you're a low-budget startup PMC with a single cutlass to your name - based on my familiarity with soviet medical experiments. quote:the removal of the testicles can mirror soviet medical experiment results IRL edit: Trying to fathom the feeling of disappointment that Doctor Jade will experience when some patch notes drop that say bounty hunting is like, some click through bullshit and you don't get to uh, manage the bodies. Hobbergosher fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Jul 13, 2021 |
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skeletors_condom posted:MMO server sizes are not written into the constitution. I mean, technically everyone here is correct, but A) CIG promised a lot of things that really require higher player counts like capital ship battles, and B) it's been done. PlanetSide, MAG, Battlefield, and any given battle royale already show you can have 100s to 1000s of players in the same area.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:46 |
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Hobbergosher posted:uh... did we know that there's more from "Doctor Jade"? Dr. Jade, the first Stimperor
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 15:52 |
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Well this is certainly one of the more disturbing people I've ever encountered on the internet
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:00 |
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Hobbergosher posted:Well this is certainly one of the more disturbing people I've ever encountered on the internet I'm 99% sure it's a morbidly obese dude somewhere in the basement 1% he's not morbidly obese
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:04 |
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Play posted:Are characters in zero g when they are inside their spacecraft and it isn't moving? When the spacecraft is accelerating does the "back" of the spacecraft become the floor or is there a magic gravity field on anything and everything that somehow keeps it at 1 G? If you're in a ship the gravity goo always point you in the proper floor direction. It doesn't matter if your ship is accelerating or out of power. If you're in a planet but outside a ship the gravity points towards the center of a planet If you're in a space station that has artificial gravity then gravity points towards a universal "down" (all space stations rest on the same plane so this down is always the floor)
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:30 |
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The Titanic posted:I too wrote a thesis about bodily torture in video games. That one shine in Super Mario Sunshine where you have to do multiple wall jumps while fighting the camera. trucutru fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jul 13, 2021 |
# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:33 |
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trucutru posted:If you're in a ship the gravity goo always point you in the proper floor direction. It doesn't matter if your ship is accelerating or out of power. The gravity goo works in exactly the way that CryEngine's default physics grids handle gravity. It was an extremely lucky coincidence for the team and it's why they can never, ever, change the engine
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:40 |
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Sarsapariller posted:The gravity goo works in exactly the way that CryEngine's default physics grids handle gravity. Except by flipping a switch, like last time.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 16:46 |
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they'd have much better lore if they leaned into the inconsistencies and accepted every sociopath's dreams.txt as canon. a far-flung future where the average citizen spends his day avoiding the castration hungry bounty hunters and chairs that make them 10% smaller every time they sit in them. behold the splendor of a city planet, mass converted into a giant parking lot within 80 years as cheaply as possible: millions of copy-pasted buildings with t-posing bartenders in them. the democratically elected emperor struggles to rediscover the technology needed to build space ships in space, in a world that appears to be the future of 1996. an elite cabal of space yacht owners actively work to prevent the proliferation of gravity goo technology, so that only the most elite can move their cargo without hand trucks. a string of murders leave space police befuddled: victims are found in a cave, dismembered with their body parts neatly packed into small container boxes. The boxes are covered in a child's fingerprints, and wine glasses are left at the scene. After the nuclear holocausts of the distant past, hot dogs remained the only viable food source for most citizens. Those seeking a better life enter the military to enjoy fidelitous beans and toast in the fleet's finest cafeterias while gary parpman delivers speeches about how before there is victory there is struggle. answer the call.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 17:16 |
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trucutru posted:If you're in a ship the gravity goo always point you in the proper floor direction. It doesn't matter if your ship is accelerating or out of power. That's a shame. Would be pretty cool to even have a toggle for artificial gravity that you could turn on and off or something. I assume you can go outside your ship, at which points you also have the same basic 0 gravity properties as your ship? Hobbergosher posted:Unfortunately groin is not listed and the system is described as percentage based so castration options may be limited, Holy poo poo nice find lol. Basically the same stuff but the level this gal is taking this to is hilarious. Little motherfucking Mengele-in-training is what we got here Star Citizen: So castration options may be limited,
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 17:38 |
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quote:We are 9 years into this project come October... imagine how many times people told CIG and this community 'it can't be done'... 'the money will run out it can't go on forever'.. the amazing growth of support will dry up. Well, after all those doomsayers look what happened:
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:01 |
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Should I watch this? ("Sandi & Chris: Checking In", July 1, 2021.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bb4kBwa2iM Or can I read the highlights in the past couple of pages?
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:04 |
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Beexoffel posted:Should I watch this? ("Sandi & Chris: Checking In", July 1, 2021.) It's pretty poo poo. The only big takeaway is Crobear is moving to Manchester to finish SQ42 by 2022 or something. There is nothing new in this video in terms of entertainment and it got boring really fast.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:06 |
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skeletors_condom posted:It's pretty poo poo. The only big takeaway is Crobear is moving to Manchester to finish SQ42 by 2022 or something. Thanks! Then I'll leave it at that and look forward to seeing SQ42 released next year. "The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients." - let me not start rubbing early.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:10 |
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Play posted:That's a shame. Would be pretty cool to even have a toggle for artificial gravity that you could turn on and off or something. There is a station where you can turn off the gravity. This works because in stations the "artificial gravity" is just cryengine's default behaviour. When you go outside your ship you either go into zero gravity mode in space or fall down if you're in a planet.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:13 |
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"We"? Citizens really think they ARE part of CIG and not just its customers, don't they.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:17 |
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Hobbergosher posted:Well this is certainly one of the more disturbing people I've ever encountered on the internet It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:38 |
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From context clues it seems that their version of a team shooter, Theaters of War, I think it was called, was released? Is that the case? How bad was it? Was it good enough to get Rockzilla the Red Bull guy back on the team?
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:43 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:From context clues it seems that their version of a team shooter, Theaters of War, I think it was called, was released? Is that the case? How bad was it? Was it good enough to get Rockzilla the Red Bull guy back on the team? It absolutely came out in early 2020. Or will do very shortly. They farmed it out to a contractor so nothing can go wrong.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 18:54 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:From context clues it seems that their version of a team shooter, Theaters of War, I think it was called, was released? Is that the case? How bad was it? Was it good enough to get Rockzilla the Red Bull guy back on the team? It was on the test servers for Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Jul 13, 2021 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:From context clues it seems that their version of a team shooter, Theaters of War, I think it was called, was released? Is that the case? How bad was it? Was it good enough to get Rockzilla the Red Bull guy back on the team? Despite being shown off at Citcon 2019 (and had a playable demo there) and promising it would be in "your hands" in a few months it was never actually meant to be released to the public. It was always just an internal testing tool and they performed the tests they wanted (it was poo poo). But I guess since you all somehow where mistaken in thinking this was going to be a new game mode that was actually playable they will with your money let an outside studio work on it. Enjoy your incredibly broken 20v20 Battlefield knock off sometime in 2022-25.
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MostlyRandom posted:I think the commandos must have gravity boots (or at least vacuum cleaners attached to their feet ) because inside a ship the floor is always the floor regardless of where the ship is or its orientation and all of the "planets" which are all much smaller than earths moon appear to have 1G when a commando or space golf cart moves over the surface but they have no gravity when a spaceship weighing thousands of tons is magically no clipping upside down 50 feet from the ground. They did. They invented gravity goo, which is some liquid that is pumped though the ship that gives it gravity. Super Physics reality fidelity. This is kind of why I say the reality only goes so far as the 4K textures and hyper-poly count models. There is no reality beyond that in the game.
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 20:10 |
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oh don't mind me, just vigorously patting my own back for throwing all my money into an infinite pit of hunger to own the
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 20:32 |
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Is it wrong that I kinda wish SC did have castration gameplay? Not because I would play it, but because if it had something, anything unique about it it would be so much more palatable. For example: the good ship introduced me to the world of erotic games when I was asking about gaming communities. Erotic games aren't for me, but I respect that they exist, they work, and they are competent in fulfilling the desires of specific communities and markets. They serve a purpose. SC has nothing. Its cripplingly generic conceptual design and basic-rear end "lore" finds expression through broken, incomplete, or non-existent gameplay mechanics. If it was a functioning game about flying around space bounty-hunting people and castrating/de-limbing/human centipede-ing/Stimpire-ing them it would at least have a raison d'être and serve a purpose. As it is, it is like a LARP in which people get to pretend that they will get a game (maybe, someday, if they
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 21:12 |
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Popete posted:Despite being shown off at Citcon 2019 (and had a playable demo there) and promising it would be in "your hands" in a few months it was never actually meant to be released to the public. Wasn't it meant to be released to that paid streamer so he'd have something to actually try and hype people into playing? And then they stopped paying him and he bailed within a day?
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# ? Jul 13, 2021 21:52 |
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I'm just here for the basic rear end-lore
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JackSplater posted:Wasn't it meant to be released to that paid streamer so he'd have something to actually try and hype people into playing? And then they stopped paying him and he bailed within a day? They flew him to Britain to attend CitCon in 2019 and check out Theaters of War and then a few months later he signed an exclusive Facebook streaming contract and dropped Star Citizen entirely.
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