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reitetsu posted:Our eyes locked, our hands touched, and she whispered in my ear, "Dude, your balls totally rule." She was much, much older than me, but her breasts....were awesome.
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So you're just going to bursting at the seams with blood?
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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GODDAMNIT. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD. SEIZE THE GAP. YOU OLD FAT BITCH. YOU FAT BITCH.
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Don't mind me, just trying out tiktok embedding: https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6979568295477349638
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when i'm dead just throw me in the trash. but not yet.
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Resilient? You've tried to kill yourself twice in the last 24 hours.
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Went to C lions.
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What's up, bitches? I'm a man-cheetah.
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whenever there's a potential riot, i'm gonna be blasted on grain alcohol
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did you write a love letter to chase utley?
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Oh poo poo, there's stickers!
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Jul 16, 2021 18:56
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is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Carthag Tuek posted:is your cat making too much noise all the time? Charlie Day is the master of the absolutely inexplicable line read
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multijoe posted:Charlie Day is the master of the absolutely inexplicable line read Yeah, he doesn't even, like, get us, man...
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I feel like you're mirroring my words but not exactly understanding them.
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Rest in peace Biz Markie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yklC7LrWIhY
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Biz Markie is dead? gently caress 
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rip. dont throw him in the trash unless he wanted it that way
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He wasn't the kind of guy that could score a point in a black belt karate contest.
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Carthag Tuek posted:is your cat making too much noise all the time? multijoe posted:Charlie Day is the master of the absolutely inexplicable line read I had forgotten but they make fun of this in the clip episode: https://youtu.be/DTFzrKRcOzA
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Dennis....I feel like you are ignoring me...I think this is all just a big misunderstanding because of these texts and you can't tell how I am feeling when I am texting. I was just trying to check in on you to make sure you are okay, just like everyone else in the group. We should meet up and get back on track...? Let us know that U R okay? OK? LOL u know wut I mean...You aren't mad at me tho, right? I just want this trip to be da bomb for U.. I always try to put a lot of hard work into our relationship. I tell you that your face looks smooth, even when I find a wrinkle. I dye your hair, and I massage your pecks after a workout to keep you nice and limber, I make you shakes and I put in all this work for us so I can enjoy a smile on your face. Ajaxify fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jul 29, 2021 |
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Ajaxify posted:Dennis....I feel like you are k.
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Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding?...? Please let me know where you are and if U R OK...I don't want 2 sound annoying, but I really want to be happy when you witness it. You are my best friend and this trip to Da Zoo is really important to me, and us as best friends...I know Dee can be a stupid bitch but you should not take that poo poo out on me. I just want what's best for U and to make sure u are happy...I love you so much... like a good friend would love another good friend. Not in a gay way though...even though I am gay. Actually, I am really really gay. But not for you necessarily. I just like a lot of your qualities as a man. Anyways, not to get off topic. Take me back please! I need to know you are having a fun time like we planned.
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My favorite part is where I typo "text me back please" because somehow I can imagine Mac making that same mistake.
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youre 33 years old, youre supposed to be sexually active, youre not supposed to be fondling your uncle under a table!
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Carthag Tuek posted:youre 33 years old, youre supposed to be sexually active, youre not supposed to be fondling your uncle under a table! She's mashing it.
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potee posted:She's mashing it. Yeah, she does that.
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Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much a like. I would love to meet you someday. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you would impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all the things we can talk about, and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!
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spaced ninja posted:Dear Chase, Oh, poo poo! There's stickers!
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It's a bit of a long video, but I found it to be pretty interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P6ELH4fO-U
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spaced ninja posted:Dear Chase, I cannot read this without miming the home run hit at the end just like Mac.
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