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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


Going for the anime/wrestling crossover crowd is probably a smart move

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I feel like the polygon count in his hair would clip through the mat and he'd get stuck, or just gradually sink through the terrain.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Ganso Bomb posted:

I hope piledrivers, DDTs, and other head-based offense have no effect on him.

He had a match on Dark Elevation against Scorpio Sky a few weeks ago and I'm pretty sure there were several hair based spots

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

sticklefifer posted:

I feel like the polygon count in his hair would clip through the mat and he'd get stuck, or just gradually sink through the terrain.

Marcus Kross any% Belt Collector Speedrun (6.5 a-presses)

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

He’s Karrion’s shoot brother

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Vince MechMahon posted:

Why did Ex retire from wrestling anyway?

In addition to what others have said, I think he realised that he was a mediocre wrestlers at the end of the day (or midcarder at best, however you want to put it), but that he could be a commentator and therefore still be around the business getting that same rush.

Early 2000s indy wrestler who faced off with Super Dragon a lot isn't good for your health at all.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Wazzu posted:

I think he realised that he was a mediocre wrestlers at the end of the day (or midcarder at best, however you want to put it), but that he could be a commentator and therefore still be around the business getting that same rush.

He’s a comparative genius in that case

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
He had some concussions and I think he tore something, too. He was good as a wrestler but not great, and the more popular PWG got the more I think he realized he didn't need to mortgage his health.

I remember during one of Super Dragon's attempts at a comeback Excalibur and Steen were doing commentary and Dragon was lighting someone up, and Ex goes "Remember when we turned on him? What were we thinking?" and Steen just kinda laughed and agreed

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jul 13, 2021

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

iirc he fractured his skull and that was basically when he decided to hang up the boots and do commentary

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Joey McChrist posted:

iirc he fractured his skull and that was basically when he decided to hang up the boots and do commentary

Cagematch is a coward for not listing that his last match was him wanting to fight infant Owen Steen, Kevin hitting him with package piledrivers, and him losing to a literal baby.

Go out looking at the lights!

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


https://twitter.com/kikutarosan/status/1414809217412726787?s=19

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


drat Kiku how much crime did you do?

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

US customs is a bitch

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Hawaii Part III looking pretty good.

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

Did this story end up being true or not? Or is he full of poo poo ?

https://twitter.com/gentlemanjervis/status/1414990725071048707?s=21

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1415099554836406276?s=21

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



poo poo, that's why it's called Firehouse

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

kinetic77 posted:

Did this story end up being true or not? Or is he full of poo poo ?

https://twitter.com/gentlemanjervis/status/1414990725071048707?s=21
It's too absurd to be true. Some teenager who doesn't watch wrestler picks the idea of an obscure wrestler to try and get nudes from fans? Sureeee.

e: I mean Jervis' defense, not the allegations against him

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/TheCJPerry/status/1415140712593575940

https://twitter.com/DeonnaPurrazzo/status/1415011546439299080

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/samoajoe/status/1415021656045768704?s=21

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
god drat that's a nice setup

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pffft, it's not much better than mine.... in that I have a (cheaper) version of that chair.....
:negative:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
yeah well Austin Creed is playing Godfall so lol

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




you guys missed the best bit:

https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe/status/1415033901953785858?s=20

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
glad to see Samoa Joe does the same thing me and my college roommate did as a goof of having a knife hidden in every room of our apartment.

HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"
Samoa Joe and Moxley still send each other weapons IIRC.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Samoa Joe has to protect himself from ninjas somehow

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



EdogawaRandPaul posted:

Samoa Joe has to protect himself from ninjas somehow

“Being Samoa Joe” seems like it would be enough

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
you'd be surprised how many times Samoa Joe has been kidnapped by ninjas.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
One time they sent him back with a dick on his face.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Dacap posted:

“Being Samoa Joe” seems like it would be enough

You'd think that, but we have video proof it's not.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Kikutaro could easily fit through those bars

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Samoa Joe is clearly childless.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

what's with the hokusai painting with a dragon added to it hanging in the door to the bathroom

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

wait, i don't think that just any dragon, that looks like king ghidorah!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








gently caress around and find out, PBR

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?


MDK all day

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Genuinely don’t know where to post this since we don’t have that one awful thread anymore and he’s not signed anywhere either

https://www.postwrestling.com/2021/07/14/report-michael-elgin-arrested-for-violating-order-of-protection/

Tldr if you still somehow had any doubts about Elgin being a huge piece of poo poo, doubt no more.

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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW



I’d go see Nick Gage vs Arik Cannon.

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