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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

What

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

On another page, even!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I was planning to wait for a bunch of other posts to bury it, but then someone had to call me out immediately

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

flavor.flv posted:

I was planning to wait for a bunch of other posts to bury it, but then someone had to call me out immediately

Woulda been even better in another thread, but then no one would get the joke :smith:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Their Dale is pretty spot on, their Hank is good, but their Boomhauer and Bill is dogshit.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 16:20 on Jul 15, 2021

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

RFC2324 posted:

Woulda been even better in another thread, but then no one would get the joke :smith:

Please don't spoil my they-will-never-find-me-here-in-qcs.jpg joke.











Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

pee the change you wish to see in the world

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I had a chain wallet until I went to a show where the bouncer told me I couldn't come in with it because it would be a choking hazard if I were to try and crowd surf. Then he took the chain off with a pair of pliers and handed it back to me

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

flavor.flv posted:

I had a chain wallet until I went to a show where the bouncer told me I couldn't come in with it because it would be a choking hazard if I were to try and crowd surf. Then he took the chain off with a pair of pliers and handed it back to me

LMAO

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

flavor.flv posted:

I had a chain wallet until I went to a show where the bouncer told me I couldn't come in with it because it would be a choking hazard if I were to try and crowd surf. Then he took the chain off with a pair of pliers and handed it back to me

i had a chain wallet until someone nicked it right off the bike rack

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I didn't even have the wallet part I just clipped some choke chains to my belt loops

I was very cool

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Wallet chains are weird, because they solve a problem that is also solved by just using a front pocket.

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

plus when you take your wallet out and whip it around like a flail your cards will go everywhere

McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007

Hot Damn!



I had a chain wallet. I went to Knotts Berry Farm and rode one of those rides that spin you against the wall, then the floor drops and you're stuck to the wall. Well, all that centrifugal force jammed the chain deep into the panels between the wall and as the floors raised I realized that because I had slid down a little when the floors lowered originally, I was now chained to the wall at a position below where the floor was raising to. They had to stop the ride, get everyone else out, and get a maintenance guy to come out with pliers to break the chain. I never wore a chain wallet again.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




gently caress, I forgot the funniest part of the story. The bouncer sent me over to the guy who hangs onto your knives and poo poo to check the chain in and he looked at me like I was crazy and told me to just keep it so all night I had a former chain wallet in one pocket and a former wallet chain in the other

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

You shoulda violently attacked someone with that length of chain, really crank up the tension between those two

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

flavor.flv posted:

gently caress, I forgot the funniest part of the story. The bouncer sent me over to the guy who hangs onto your knives and poo poo to check the chain in and he looked at me like I was crazy and told me to just keep it so all night I had a former chain wallet in one pocket and a former wallet chain in the other

A powerful own

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
I had chains in my wallet and on my pants.

I uhhh. Glad I don't dress like that anymore.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I remember there was a girl I had a huge crush on who used to wear those pants with the straps connecting the legs, "bondage pants" I believe they were called. I thought they were so cool and Matrixy.

I met her again at college seven years on, and she was wearing the same style of pants. I had a very different opinion of them by then

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Every skinny girl wearing jncos in the 90s

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Brawnfire posted:

I had a very different opinion of them by then

Was that before or after she turned you down?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Kit Walker posted:

Was that before or after she turned you down?

Oh long after, that happened in highschool

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Every skinny girl wearing jncos in the 90s



I am eagerly awaiting baggy jeans coming back into style in 10 more years. And nu metal revival

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Pretty sure we will be wearing edible food in 10 years due to climate change.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

i own every Bionicle posted:

I am eagerly awaiting baggy jeans coming back into style in 10 more years. And nu metal revival

I saw folks dressed in that late 90's/early 2000's Matrix-style rave getups on the actual streets of Portland a week ago.

Fashion's wild, y'all.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Katamari Democracy posted:

Pretty sure we will be wearing edible food in 10 years due to climate change.

Everything made of meat is wearing edible food

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊
Is there such a thing as inedible food? Seems contradictory.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

oh it's been back friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz_w5srtvew

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Phosphine posted:

Is there such a thing as inedible food? Seems contradictory.

Buddy, you should try my wife's cooking!

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Buddy, you should try my wife's cooking!

Is she british?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Phosphine posted:

Is there such a thing as inedible food? Seems contradictory.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Buddy, you should try my wife's cooking!

Guillermus posted:

Is she british?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5MBRvLmtns

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Phosphine posted:

Is there such a thing as inedible food? Seems contradictory.

Yeah those are called clothes.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Buddy, you should try my wife's cooking!

I ate at your wife's house, but she wasn't cooking

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Katamari Democracy posted:

Yeah those are called clothes.

Stand still around a hungry goat and tell me that's true.

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

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