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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://mobile.twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1414838111352229888

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Like someone else said: Guinness shits

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://i.imgur.com/FnQvF9m.mp4

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007


That reminds me of this "heart-shaped" light:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Goatse fish

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/2BAVQ9w.gifv

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Bats just kickin' back and enjoying the good life.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Love Garden indeed :heysexy:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
for fun guys with loose morels

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Zetsubou-san posted:

for fun guys with loose morels

Amanita you to stop with these terrible puns

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
If you keep going you'll hit the soft cap

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Philippe posted:

If you keep going you'll hit the soft cap

this is a shittake

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:


Love Garden indeed :heysexy:

Got some gentile peppers there!

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:


Love Garden indeed :heysexy:

If your dong is more than 700 Scoville units, get tested.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Captain Hygiene posted:


Love Garden indeed :heysexy:

peeppers

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Captain Hygiene posted:


Love Garden indeed :heysexy:

Don't touch your dick after cutting chili they say. They didn't say why.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

It burns when I pee...after eating one of those

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Admiralty Flag posted:

It burns when I pee...after eating one of those

You've been eating your own penis all this time.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Paladinus posted:

You've been eating your own penis all this time.

You don't know how heavily I've pursued yoga with a strangely similar objective

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


Wow, cock and balls in one image.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Ah, Gretzky's chicken

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Knob gobbler

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Not 100% work-safe to begin with, but...

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Well it is from Banggood, what do you expect?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMhYl74vw2c&t=46s

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Light is stored in the tip?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


If you keep doing it, you will go blind.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


So in order to turn the light off, you have to slide your hand over the lightbulb. Brilliant.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

ultrafilter posted:

So in order to turn the light off, you have to slide your hand over the lightbulb. Brilliant.

Bulb isn't even the hot part anymore unless you're using boomer-bulbs.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Specifications:

120 volt
15 watts
400 lumens
12 inches uncut

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

The new Silent Hill flashlight.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU

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