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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the sex ghost posted:

Gus poyet having to give a press conference as Brighton manager to try and find out who did a massive diarrhea poo poo over, on and around the toilet in the away dressing room at the amex

it was deffo him

Gus Poyet getting sacked on air for having a poo poo all over the away dressing room before a playoff game

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/23022212

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emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

the portland timbers tifos and the comments made on these proud forums about said tifos

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


it's nice to think about when a player gets (or is) fat.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

BWV posted:

it's nice to think about when a player gets (or is) fat.

I saw akinfenwa get called for a foul when a player tried to shoulder him off the ball and instead went flying

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




BWV posted:

it's nice to think about when a player gets (or is) fat.

Or was fat and got fatter a la Southall

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Gattuso embracing his southern heritage and becoming a tiny fat man a month after retiring is my favorite example of this.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Gigi Galli posted:

Gattuso embracing his southern heritage and becoming a tiny fat man a month after retiring is my favorite example of this.

After retiring?

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Gigi Galli posted:

Gattuso embracing his southern heritage and becoming a tiny fat man a month after retiring is my favorite example of this.

I think the state of Steve Bruce is mine.

Shroud
May 11, 2009
Inter naming Dennis Bergkamp "donkey of the week", and moving him on to Arsenal.

Sunderland being in the Premier League as recently as 2017 (this is sad-funny, not ha ha-funny).

Chris Smalling moving all the way to Rome to get away from Mourinho...

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
Speaking of Gattuso, I love the press conference where his translator looks like he's being held hostage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG1IH1vCvko
Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe poo poo.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Shroud posted:


Sunderland being in the Premier League as recently as 2017 (this is sad-funny, not ha ha-funny).


No this is is definitely ha-funny

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



this was a fun goal celebration

Maradonna Summer
Oct 22, 2005

Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014
this is a real person's name https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_Brood

mods rename this place The Ruud Brood

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



That time someone compsed a score for a pissed off van Gaal press conference


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKT4wbL1fw

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

greazeball posted:

That time someone compsed a score for a pissed off van Gaal press conference


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKT4wbL1fw

I hadn’t seen this before and it’s hypnotizing.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
"Please, please, please, please."

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

greazeball posted:

That time someone compsed a score for a pissed off van Gaal press conference


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKT4wbL1fw

loving lmao, this is great

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


Kamara at Fulham taking the ball off the designated penalty taker after a massive argument and then loving it up

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Maradonna Summer posted:

this is a real person's name https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_Brood

mods rename this place The Ruud Brood

ahem GD

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
andy carroll pissing someone off and having his car torched while he was living at kevin nolan's house

andy carroll pissing kevin nolan's wife off by bringing 2 women back to kevin nolan's house

andy carroll loving steven taylor's ex and steven taylor breaking his hand punching him in the face in training

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Andy Carroll's transfer fee to Liverpool was £35,000,012

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
When Van Gaal brought a binder full of stats and pass diagrams to prove to all the journos that United weren't just hoofing it up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9VQ7sjQPo

"You go to Big Sam and maybe he can give you a good interpretation"

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Jose posted:

andy carroll pissing someone off and having his car torched while he was living at kevin nolan's house

andy carroll pissing kevin nolan's wife off by bringing 2 women back to kevin nolan's house

andy carroll loving steven taylor's ex and steven taylor breaking his hand punching him in the face in training

Just Andy Carrol having to live at Kevin Nolan’s house was hilarious in itself.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




trem_two posted:

When Van Gaal brought a binder full of stats and pass diagrams to prove to all the journos that United weren't just hoofing it up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9VQ7sjQPo

"You go to Big Sam and maybe he can give you a good interpretation"

I fuckin loved him the mad bastard

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

sticksy posted:

Andy Carroll's transfer fee to Liverpool was £35,000,012
And that was just a few years after Thierry Henry went to Barcelona barely more than half of that amount.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

trem_two posted:

When Van Gaal brought a binder full of stats and pass diagrams to prove to all the journos that United weren't just hoofing it up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9VQ7sjQPo

"You go to Big Sam and maybe he can give you a good interpretation"

Wasn't there an incident with some woman at Man-U eye-rolling as she handed a binder to him?

I tried to find it, but ended up finding these really weird and NSFW photos of him from his time at Ajax instead.







EDIT: Here's a link to the eye rolling I thought about. it must have been the same press conference. https://vine.co/v/OUUl3O3BmjH

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jul 19, 2021

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
It looks like they were asked to pick out those suits while blindfolded.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Crazy Ted posted:

And that was just a few years after Thierry Henry went to Barcelona barely more than half of that amount.

Mad cash influx from Torres made that happen.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

trem_two posted:

When Van Gaal brought a binder full of stats and pass diagrams to prove to all the journos that United weren't just hoofing it up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9VQ7sjQPo

"You go to Big Sam and maybe he can give you a good interpretation"

all this because Fat Sam called him "Long Ball Van Gaal" lol

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back

Eric Cantonese posted:

Wasn't there an incident with some woman at Man-U eye-rolling as she handed a binder to him?

I tried to find it, but ended up finding these really weird and NSFW photos of him from his time at Ajax instead.





If there's a more Dutch pic I don't wanna know about it

quote:


EDIT: Here's a link to the eye rolling I thought about. it must have been the same press conference. https://vine.co/v/OUUl3O3BmjH

loving lol

E:
https://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam/status/669632260308639744?s=20

Al2001 fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jul 19, 2021

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
The video of the Nottingham Forest fans fighting over a pie.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
On pie related chat the fat goalie who ate a pie during the game and then got fined for breaching betting rules

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Wayne Shaw!

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Nice to meet you

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Everton’s captain being an (alleged) nonce

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
E actually that was grim...nvm

bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Everton’s vice-captain being an (alleged) nonce

Fixed for you

(Seamus Coleman is still a good dude AFAIK)

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Tactics Tim

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Paul Pogba doing four trademarked celebrations as he is knocked out of the European Cup lol

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