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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Malcolm Excellent posted:

What do PBR and having sex in a canoe have in common?

they're both loving close to water

We have this joke in the UK but "American beer" replaces PBR.

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Stealth Tiger posted:

PBR must have the poorest quality control of any beer out there, I swear some cans taste fantastic

if you report factory defects they’ll send you a coupon or some poo poo

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i only bought pbr by choice when 30% of the city was unemployed (including myself) after the 08 crash and every event bar had an icebucket of pbr, high life, genny, and black label for $2/can

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Stealth Tiger posted:

PBR must have the poorest quality control of any beer out there, I swear some cans taste fantastic and some taste like piss filtered through garbage

yeah the 9th through 12th cans!!!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

People who complain about Natty Ice and PBR tasting bad never slummed it hard enough to drink Beer 30.





https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1422/32918/

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
The clip attached to this tweet is the funniest goddamn thing and I've never seen it before so I wanted to break my semi-posting hiatus to share it with y'all

https://twitter.com/cherdelaware/status/1415804230896656393

BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN' MEAT

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

NienNunb posted:

People who complain about Natty Ice and PBR tasting bad never slummed it hard enough to drink Beer 30.



hows this compare to montucky cold snack

if cold snack was here i'd buy it

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

NienNunb posted:

People who complain about Natty Ice and PBR tasting bad never slummed it hard enough to drink Beer 30.





https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1422/32918/

my…. God

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

SamuraiFoochs posted:

The clip attached to this tweet is the funniest goddamn thing and I've never seen it before so I wanted to break my semi-posting hiatus to share it with y'all

https://twitter.com/cherdelaware/status/1415804230896656393

BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN' MEAT

You need to watch the whole thing. There's more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QvAs8LpmRE

They recently talked about this again on the podcast and Woods says it's close to the hardest he's ever laughed in his life.

e: ah this video cuts off sooner than I remembered. Oh well.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

You need to watch the whole thing. There's more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QvAs8LpmRE

They recently talked about this again on the podcast and Woods says it's close to the hardest he's ever laughed in his life.

e: ah this video cuts off sooner than I remembered. Oh well.

You can tell. That's genuinely hysterical laughter and it owns.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


graph posted:

hows this compare to montucky cold snack

if cold snack was here i'd buy it

Ive never had Beer 30 or whatever that is, but I tried Montucky cold snack and thought it was worse than Milwaukee's Best. The only beers Ive had worse than Montucky are Regal Brau and Frio

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"You want 3 Goldbergs?"
"YOU GUESSED IT!"

Goddamn, my cheeks hurt from laughing :allears:

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

the New Day podcast is genuinely fun to listen to, especially the mailbag episodes. Kofi openly saying “the elite” when a listener asked who their dream trios matchup would be was a pretty candid statement. they don’t bootlick WWE, just do their own thing.

Big E’s long-running introductory rants about how the name Langston was taken from him are hilarious. He’s done one every episode for nearly a drat year by now. The interviews are great (especially the Cesaro one) and holy poo poo at some of their travel stories, especially the ones involving Hornswoggle.

but, uh, here’s a twitter post to get back on track heyooo

https://twitter.com/jpwarhorse/status/1415499789555351558?s=21

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

SamuraiFoochs posted:

The clip attached to this tweet is the funniest goddamn thing and I've never seen it before so I wanted to break my semi-posting hiatus to share it with y'all

https://twitter.com/cherdelaware/status/1415804230896656393

BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN' MEAT

lmao big e owns

CaptainApathyUK
Sep 6, 2010

"I don't wanna hear you talking about workrate" had me laughing my arse off.

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/karlfredericks_/status/1415759975494807553?s=21

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/realddp/status/1415775186079690761?s=21

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/treveraeon/status/1416000934082236418?s=21

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/speedballbailey/status/1415864707123224579?s=21

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

This makes me wish Chikara was 1 ) Still around, and 2 )Not run by a shitbutt dildoman

Because they absolutely would do something like that

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/officialtaz/status/1415873594471731207?s=21

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




He's right.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Hm confirmed.

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?


That's rad as hell.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I like that someone would photoshopped the vice city logo on there but was too lazy to take out those block things

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

when Scott Hall apologizes to Allie Katch I'll recognize him.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

MotU posted:

i honestly like PBR but i also like miller high life

how could anyone not like miller high life? it's the champagne of beers

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

dromal phrenia posted:

how could anyone not like miller high life? it's the champagne of beers

i did a 40-some day martin luther diet of high life after i lost my job in the 08 crash and SO left soon after, can't drink it anymore without gagging

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

That DICK! posted:

I like that someone would photoshopped the vice city logo on there but was too lazy to take out those block things

I guess they googled "Vice City Logo Transparent" and the flipping thing wasn't actually transparent.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


SamuraiFoochs posted:

The clip attached to this tweet is the funniest goddamn thing and I've never seen it before so I wanted to break my semi-posting hiatus to share it with y'all

https://twitter.com/cherdelaware/status/1415804230896656393

BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN' MEAT

Big E stopping himself from saying "two big men, with big titties" makes me laugh every time.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

CaptainApathyUK posted:

"I don't wanna hear you talking about workrate" had me laughing my arse off.

The part that gets me every time is how E initially says "With big titties" but he's laughing so hard you can barely hear it.

EDIT; GODDAMN IT but agreed

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I can't decide if Goldberg would piss himself laughing at that or be gravely offended

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

coconono posted:

when Scott Hall apologizes to Allie Katch I'll recognize him.

A quick search didn't come up with anything; what happened there?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

NienNunb posted:

People who complain about Natty Ice and PBR tasting bad never slummed it hard enough to drink Beer 30.





https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1422/32918/

What is the idea behind Beer 30, I'm not really getting the marketing angle. Are you supposed to drink one every half hour?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

It’s 30 percent piss

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

StarkRavingMad posted:

What is the idea behind Beer 30, I'm not really getting the marketing angle. Are you supposed to drink one every half hour?

have you never heard of beer:30

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Wintermutant posted:

A quick search didn't come up with anything; what happened there?

got up in her DMs and tried to be all like hubba hubba then called her a useless bitch in public. I think he was in the middle of a relapse again which is why its been memory holed because that kinda stuff is pretty embarrassing all around.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Quantum of Phallus posted:

It’s 30 percent piss

Guaranteed??

graph posted:

have you never heard of beer:30

I've heard of "beer o'clock" so I guess you're talking about the same thing in regional slang elsewhere

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

StarkRavingMad posted:

I've heard of "beer o'clock" so I guess you're talking about the same thing in regional slang elsewhere

yep same thing

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

dromal phrenia posted:

how could anyone not like miller high life? it's the champagne of beers

real best cheap beer is milwaukee beast

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