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So what happens is, this alien falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died. And you know what I did? I said, ‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away. I couldn’t, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him… he’s bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible. You know, beautiful marble floor, didn’t look like it. It changed color. Became very red.
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 19:17 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 01:46 |
haha remember when he was the president
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 19:39 |
who was what now? i don't know who that is, jack
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 19:44 |
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Gleepglorp was very excited to meet the U.S. president and dressed in traditional Reticulian garb, when he opened the hangar door Mr. Trump looked at him for a moment then slapped him so hard across the face he fell down. Trump told Gleepglorp to "put on a suit" and to meet him outside.
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 19:44 |
https://www.galactic-server.net/WhoVisitEarth2/ Do your research nerds, we dunno who's visiting on aaiitee so brush up
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 19:47 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Gleepglorp was very excited to meet the U.S. president and dressed in traditional Reticulian garb, when he opened the hangar door Mr. Trump looked at him for a moment then slapped him so hard across the face he fell down. Trump told Gleepglorp to "put on a suit" and to meet him outside. lmao
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 20:07 |
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Barry Foster posted:https://www.galactic-server.net/WhoVisitEarth2/ computer, display the horniest alien u got nice
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 20:10 |
Delta-Wye posted:lol science is grand. https://www.realclearpolicy.com/art...ife_777173.html quote:Whether a constitutional violation or not, the grant raises the question: should government have funded a study on whether Christians freak out upon finding that little green men exist?
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 20:14 |
turns out Orson Welles is the reason we never got disclosure
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 20:17 |
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There's a detail in the SCU analysis of the Nimitz encounter that has been bugging me, which is after the initial meeting of the UAP and the F/A-18s, the tic-tac zoomed off and made a beeline straight for the pilots' 'Hold Point':"page 7' posted:"...also known as their Combat Air Patrol (CAP) coordinates where they would conduct training exercises. The CAP coordinates consist of four predetermined latitude, longitude, altitude points where fighter aircraft station themselves to protect an asset, in this case the Carrier Strike Group. The CAP coordinates were only known to the pilots and those on board ship with a need to know." Regarding the UAP going to that particular location: "page 11' posted:The strangeness of this observation was later noted by Senior Chief Day when he stated in his interview: Based on the radar operator's emphasis, I'm assuming CAP coordinates are fairly precise (as in, moving the length of an F-18 (or a tic-tac) in any direction would take you off those coordinates). Those coordinates were 60 nautical miles away, and the tic-tac got there in "a few minutes or less". A frequently mentioned characteristic of the tic-tacs is that they don't really need to 'get up to speed' - they instantaneously accelerate towards wherever. So from its location by the FA-18, the Tic-Tac's vector was like ~4000 mph and pointed directly at an extremely specific point in space 60 NM away, where it stopped on a dime. Meaning, it's highly unlikely that the tic-tac traveled there by accident. I think this is fascinating for a couple reasons: 1. How the gently caress did the tic-tac know those coordinates? This is tangential, but one of the recurring details of the encounters in that Australian report is the ETs having 'beams' that disable cars, radios, tractors, poo poo - whatever. Kind of like a universal remote that works generally on 'things that do mechanical work' or 'are powered by electricity'. Maybe the tic-tac had a similar sort of beam that functions like, "analyze the electromagnetic currents and fields within and emitted by these primitive things, and extract any meaningful data". This is relatively plausible, compared to most other things about the tic-tacs. It would be SIGINT well beyond what we can currently do, but not to the same degree as, say, the tic-tac's aerodynamics, which break the laws of physics as we understand them. This would mean that the tic-tac picked out those specific latitude, longitude and altitude numbers out of the FA-18s computer, understood them as coordinates, and decided to travel to them. It made some kind of judgement, maybe simply "this location is apparently significant", or "the apes intend to go here in the future", and took off. (I'm building up to more out-there speculation, bear with me). I'm assuming the CAP coordinates were stored in the FA-18s flight computer and not on paper, or memorized, or whatever, which would make the situation substantially weirder. 2. It was actually going unusually slow tic-tacs were observed on radar going from 80,000ft to 20,000 ft in 0.78 seconds, and then immediately back up (doing that instantaneous acceleration thing). These are the velocity, acceleration and power measurements from the appendix (the 6 second calculations were just included to show that it's all still completely insane even if you assume the 0.78 second measurement was an error and use a much longer duration) code:
a meteorite entering the atmosphere from outer space." These are the observations that are being referenced when people say the tic-tacs 'break physics' (especially given that they don't create sonic booms, or emit exhaust heat). In contrast, when the tic-tac traveled to the CAP coordinates it was only going around ~2.5x the max speed of an F-22. The tic-tac was, notably, quite ~~leisurely~~ making its way there. I'll come back to this. 3. Most descriptions of tic-tac movement from the Nimitz encounter are like "it descended 60,000 ft from near-orbit, then went back up, for some reason" or "it was moving erratically, horizontally, 50 ft over the ocean". In comparison, going to the CAP coordinates is one of a select few observations of tic-tac behavior that read as 'intentional', at least as far as I'm aware. By 'intentional' I mean, very basically, that it clearly seems like the 'operator' or intelligence (however defined) in control of the tic-tac decided "I'm going to this specific location", and then went there, and that comports with human conceptions of decision-making and motivated behavior. I'm going to proceed to read a bunch into all this, obviously, and anthropomorphize the poo poo out of these tic-tacs, but that's the bare takeaway, and I think it's pretty interesting on it's own. The interaction between the tic-tac and the FA-18 sent to intercept it is where the other noteworthy example of what looks like 'motivated' behavior happens. I'll just copy-paste the summary from the SCU paper: quote:1. CDR Fravor and his wingman are somewhere north of the CAP point and are vectored by The USS As the FA-18 circles down towards the tic-tac, it apparently notices, and starts circling up towards the FA-18, "mirroring" it's movements. I can understand that the writers of the paper don't want to editorialize details like this, but this is extremely weird. As has been noted repeatedly, tic-tac movement is generally linear, with near-instantaneous acceleration. They pick a destination and go straight there. They don't fly in parabolic trajectories or curves, because why would they? They clearly don't have 'wings', or anything that would serve to generate lift, as we understand it. The atmosphere just isn't a factor for them. So when the tic-tac circles up, it's not just mindlessly mirroring the motion of the FA-18, it is 'performatively' mimicking the aerodynamics of human airplanes in earth's atmosphere. It's amused by the situation and playing pretend. Or doing the technological equivalent of 'baby talk'. I mean, it could go vertically straight up and sit on the FA-18's nose, if it wanted to. So we're at item #5. In #6, the pilot of the FA-18 is a huge dick. In his own words, page 11 posted:So as I come across, I’m a little above him. He’s at the three o’clock position and I go, ‘Well, the only way I might get this is to do an aggressive out-of-play maneuver.” So I dump the nose and I go from the nine o’clock through the vertical down, to go across to the three o’clock. So he’s over here and I go like this [motions cutting across the circle]. So as I get down to about, I’m probably about 60 degrees nose low a little, pulling through the bottom. It starts to accelerate. It has an incredible rate of acceleration. And it takes off and it goes south. And it takes off like nothing I’ve ever seen. It literally is one minute it’s there and the next minute it’s like, poof, and it’s gone.” I'm going to assume that the intelligence controlling the tic-tac interpreted the FA-18's actions as being aggressive, too, and that this is related to why it took off and traveled to the CAP coordinates. Two ideas: 1. It wanted to demonstrate superiority, but it lacked complete confidence in our capacity to measure its movement. So, it went at a superior speed (but not too fast) to a location it knew we knew (the CAP point). If they (the humans) know your starting location (where the FA-18 was being an rear end), and they know your ending location (the CAP point, which it can reasonably assume we're monitoring), and you're like 99.9% sure these apes can measure time, then you can be fairly confident they will be able to calculate your speed from this information, and hopefully realize they shouldn't be dive bombing you in their lovely loving planes. 2. It was all like, "LMAO oh no you didn't it is loving ON, HUNAM' It wanted to race! vroom vroom! Which is why it picked a location it knew we knew, like "race you to that tree!" It even went really, painfully slow so maybe we would catch up, but we didn't even try. Humanity got owned. Alright that's all I got. Orbis Tertius has issued a correction as of 07:30 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:https://twitter.com/NASAHubble/status/1416011004807458818?s=20 yay
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 20:27 |
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It is you and I against the galaxy, Ctaephus, do not forget.
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 20:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvUl13v-V-E
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 20:53 |
great post probably a raven, based on behavior
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 20:59 |
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Marzzle posted:computer, display the horniest alien u got Right outta central casting
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:08 |
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Barry Foster posted:https://www.galactic-server.net/WhoVisitEarth2/
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:14 |
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Orbis Tertius posted:https://www.explorescu.org/post/2004-uss-nimitz-strike-navy-group-incident-report This. The mirroring of Fravor's spiral dive approach and its reappearance at the exact 3D coordinate are what convince me that some intelligence was behind the movement. The CAP coordinates could only be gleaned by interrogation of the computer systems and/or the memories of the humans involved. My guess is that one of the radar techs was abducted in a time dilated fashion, during which the birds exchanged the coordinate information for some knob slobbin' before memory wiping and depositing him back in his herman miller aeron.
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:17 |
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Azathoth posted:He is by far the best person in UFOs doing FOIA work and of all the journalists working on the topic, he's probably the most trustworthy. thanks for the insight. I'll keep an eye out for his work, but still remain skeptical
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:23 |
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I'm glad the gorilla munch ape is such a softy for ETs
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:25 |
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jesus christ, koko, it's only aitee
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:27 |
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what if a phrenology tier racist got really into aitee
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:36 |
this might be bad
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 21:36 |
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Butternubs posted:The real mind gently caress is when we find out they were right. lol at thinking the real religion is one of the newest ones lmao, its Amon-Ra, and he has returned to control the sun.
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 22:02 |
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the Virgin Telosian vs the Chad Anunnaki
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 22:03 |
neutral milf hotel posted:I'm glad the gorilla munch ape is such a softy for ETs
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 22:10 |
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space chandeliers posted:jesus christ, koko, it's only aitee
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 22:12 |
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Orbis Tertius posted:Alright that's all I got. Good rear end post alert
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 22:25 |
https://twitter.com/SandiaWisdom/status/1416012483807035392?s=20
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 22:46 |
Man... could really use some UFO drops. Or something
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 23:00 |
someone ask the alien if cannabis inhibits your psychic abilities or helps because at this point depending on which way it goes i'm either going to be stuck in the third vibration forever like a rock, or a cosmic weed wizard
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 23:18 |
Wheeee posted:someone ask the alien if cannabis inhibits your psychic abilities or helps because at this point depending on which way it goes i'm either going to be stuck in the third vibration forever like a rock, or a cosmic weed wizard Cosmic Weed Wizard is a too on the nose psych-rock band name and I would listen to them
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 23:26 |
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it doesn't matter when it's arcturian, baby
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 23:28 |
Good Soldier Svejk posted:Cosmic Weed Wizard is a too on the nose psych-rock band name and I would listen to them https://youtu.be/hIw7oeZKpZc
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 23:45 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Cosmic Weed Wizard is a too on the nose psych-rock band name and I would listen to them https://youtu.be/GcncCiKiWxk
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# ? Jul 16, 2021 23:47 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Cosmic Weed Wizard is a too on the nose psych-rock band name and I would listen to them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTPdSMMy3I0 drat, it won't let me timestamp it. Second song is called "The Spaceships of Ezekiel" The Demilich has issued a correction as of 00:01 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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The Demilich posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTPdSMMy3I0 how i never heard of these guys before, good poo poo https://youtu.be/Mkxr4L8bMd8 TAA said the aliens communicate with vibrations like humming noise, and are into string instruments and bluegrass as a result Gina gonna love doom metal
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 00:07 |
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Justin Tyme posted:The ferengi make first contact with earth and offer warp technology, but get pissed and gently caress off forever after humans keep trying to give them gold-plated platinum bars, then platinum-plated gold bars, then an alloy of gold and platinum, becoming increasingly frustrated and confused as to what the hell the ferengi want lol this just made me realize what a kick in the gut it would be if there are aliens but they turn out to be more like hypercorporations than anything else. "Oh your world's ecosphere is collapsing? Just go get a new one, its so simple!"
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 00:22 |
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sell your planet to sentient hothouse orchid aliens who love a hot and steamy planet and move to Mediterranea IV
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 00:23 |
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i wonder if any if the demon fearing spooks have commandeered hubble (its recent downtime lol) to look to the approaching aitee demonaliens
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# ? Jul 17, 2021 00:34 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 01:46 |
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Hubble could just not do anything for a while and nobody would notice. If anything the oh no Hubble broke narrative is publicity for a massively underfunded NASA. Everyone loves those space pictures.
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