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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you're a clown with no dick fella

poo poo STUPID SNIPE

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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Baron von Eevl posted:

The angel one is pretty loving bad. Sorry David X Cohen!

It was, but "what's science ever done for us? TV off" is a good gag. The same sequence gives us them torching the Christan Scientist reading room, and "Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?"

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Baron von Eevl posted:

The angel one is pretty loving bad. Sorry David X Cohen!

I've never cared for any of the religiously-themed A plots in the Simpsons, even during the good years. Of course, the difference between then and now is that there are plenty of Simpsons episodes with weak plots that are full of great jokes.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

goatface posted:

Do you make that clown shower you by twisting on his dick?

posts that absolutely require context

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Can you post the del monte clip so we can judge for ourselves

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Mescal posted:

Can you post the del monte clip so we can judge for ourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBOgwbeolyg

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Baron von Eevl posted:

The angel one is pretty loving bad. Sorry Steven Jay Gould

Most important evolutionary biologist in history, more influential than Darwin, and most people don't even know that was a cameo

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



https://i.imgur.com/SjdwwGK.mp4

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Probably been done before, but I had to get it out of my system, almost a week later:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

frankenfreak posted:

Probably been done before, but I had to get it out of my system, almost a week later:



(Italian Hans Moleman voice) I was saying "home"

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

flavor.flv posted:

Most important evolutionary biologist in history, more influential than Darwin, and most people don't even know that was a cameo

When I was a kid, I thought it was Robert Goulet and I was very confused why be working at the natural history museum

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf


Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.


I'm so glad CommonShore got probated for that stupid take because he clearly ignored the follow up line which puts it all in context

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

This was pretty good IMO:

https://comb.io/L07LlH

Mr. Burns crashing through Lisa's bedroom wall with the crane, then...

Burns: "Oh, terribly sorry! Go back to sleep, little girl!"
Lisa: "Santa...?"

How the hell did Lisa mistake Mr. Burns for Santa?!? :kstare:

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

She wasn't fully awake

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

frankenfreak posted:

Probably been done before, but I had to get it out of my system, almost a week later:



It never ends :negative:

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Cacator posted:

I'm so glad CommonShore got probated for that stupid take because he clearly ignored the follow up line which puts it all in context

What's the drat line, tease?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012




There's the answer, jesus christ

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
This happens way too much in this thread.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

I'll be dammed if this is equivocated with the viking joke.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yeah, it's far less reasonable than the viking thing.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

That comment isn't even correct about them being extravagance

Jesus why don't people get jokes

DaWolfey
Oct 25, 2003

College Slice
"Ah, Del Monte" was the catchphrase from the adverts, said in the same way the assassin did.
That is the entirety of the joke.

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

CommonShore posted:

"Del Monte" literally means "Of Monty" which literally means "Monty's"

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
A meme where it's Abe thinking about thos peas and the killer puts his cig out on the monitor because it's the old man's facebook

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

DaWolfey posted:

"Ah, Del Monte" was the catchphrase from the adverts, said in the same way the assassin did.
That is the entirety of the joke.

Exactly. I guess people just don't know the context because the joke is so niche and so old.

I wonder if in future there will be a pages-long debate over whether or not Homer had an extremely dirty neck or was just using a dirty rag to clean himself because he's a slob. Or something stupid like that.

AHH F/UGH fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jul 16, 2021

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

AHH F/UGH posted:

Exactly. I guess people just don't know the context because the joke is so niche and so old.

I wonder if in future there will be a pages-long debate over whether or not Homer had an extremely dirty neck or was just using a dirty rag to clean himself because he's a slob. Or something stupid like that.



It always bugged me how the rag's dirt wasn't cel-shaded. What, are we to expect this is some sort of magical rag that can have gradients in a cel-shaded universe? I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

The
Mr Burns
The

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Android Apocalypse posted:

How the hell did Lisa mistake Mr. Burns for Santa?!? :kstare:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

Needs the England flag.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Android Apocalypse posted:

How the hell did Lisa mistake Mr. Burns for Santa?!? :kstare:

Well you see, ever since Lisa dated Ralph she inherited his tendency to be a viking when she sleeps. The viking version of Santa was a miserly man with a bony old behind that would crash through your wall demanding dollars-in-dues.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I just remembered the episode where homer is trying to fake his death by driving the family car , down a cliff into the ocean

But he bails out , rolls in a neat semi circle.and back into the driver's seat

Is this a fever dream or can anyone point me to the episode?

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat

Jestery posted:

I just remembered the episode where homer is trying to fake his death by driving the family car , down a cliff into the ocean

But he bails out , rolls in a neat semi circle.and back into the driver's seat

Is this a fever dream or can anyone point me to the episode?

Dumbbell Indemnity.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Jestery posted:

I just remembered the episode where homer is trying to fake his death by driving the family car , down a cliff into the ocean

But he bails out , rolls in a neat semi circle.and back into the driver's seat

Is this a fever dream or can anyone point me to the episode?

He was just trying to wreck Moe's car for fraud. Season 9 Episode 16.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Lobok posted:

Clowns don't have dicks, silly.

you would know :smuggo:

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