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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I read the first part to the tune of the friends theme song.

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Sagebrush posted:

data also has just actual sex. he is...fully functional

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ev1ec0Z0GI&t=84s

My favorite bisexual Star Trek/Star Wars crossover album even has a song about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odHivt77qkk

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Sagebrush posted:

data also has just actual sex. he is...fully functional

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ev1ec0Z0GI&t=84s

One of my favorite things is when they used the fact that he had sex to prove that he should be considered human.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Wait you don't link this when talking about Data sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qar0unFwm2I

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Universal Serial Bussy

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


mobby_6kl posted:

Far Cry 1 was definitely the best one :colbert: gently caress it's so was GTA. None of this Cousin Bellic nonsense, just murder Hare Krishnas nonstop.

And the :krad: song used for the theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHDtiiIUBQw

Remember putting the PC-CDROM in my stereo and cranking it as a kid.

:slick:

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

That was quite the kink, but you do you. :v:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Humphreys posted:

And the :krad: song used for the theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHDtiiIUBQw

Remember putting the PC-CDROM in my stereo and cranking it as a kid.

:slick:
Notice the building they put on the cover of the GTA CD.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Warbird posted:

That was quite the kink, but you do you. :v:

LOL 'cranking' here means to turn up the volume

But yes, I probably wanking to Lara Croft or Chung Li

Nessus posted:

Notice the building they put on the cover of the GTA CD.

OMG No I didn't!
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/5bfs3h/til_that_the_building_on_the_first_grand_theft/

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



i ironically found it hatereading a guy I blocked

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwdcF46BNRI

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


:perfect:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BClheim :v:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007



I can also see an argument for charisma or strength tbqh

and would performance, animal handling, or sleight of hand be the most relevant proficiency?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Goon project: we trick Turnip into suing Rockstar for profiting off of his property.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

bike tory posted:



I can also see an argument for charisma or strength tbqh

and would performance, animal handling, or sleight of hand be the most relevant proficiency?

Player’s choice, and I would add acrobatics and athletics as proficiency options.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
First you initiate a grapple, then maintain a hold,

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Players choice but they need to describe the way the dick is sucked for roleplaying

Using a history check? Your character is familiar with an ancient cultures sex practices

Using acrobatics? You character uses extreme flexibility and jumps and does a hand stand

If you are running a campaign with sex stuff you might as well have fun with communal storytelling

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hollandia posted:

First you initiate a grapple, then maintain a hold,

silently adjusts DC upward

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


bike tory posted:



I can also see an argument for charisma or strength tbqh

and would performance, animal handling, or sleight of hand be the most relevant proficiency?

having sucked dick, idk how it can be anything other than dexterity

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I suppose it depends on whether you're going for technique or enthusiasm.

DyneAvenger
Aug 26, 2005

Bru-Tang Clan member:
Nose Face Killah

Potato Salad posted:

having sucked dick, idk how it can be anything other than dexterity

Depends on the dick. There's a point it turns into constitution.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Platystemon posted:

Player’s choice, and I would add acrobatics and athletics as proficiency options.

There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

Incidentally, skinning is not a proficiency option unless you play a cleric

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008








Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/7MhaSWy.gifv

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

bike tory posted:



I can also see an argument for charisma or strength tbqh

and would performance, animal handling, or sleight of hand be the most relevant proficiency?

tbh for most stereotypical goons the skill involved would probably be arcana

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Gotta do a spot check to find it before you can get started.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Pope Hilarius II posted:

tbh for most stereotypical goons the skill involved would probably be arcana
I cast Bigby's Supportive Cupped Hand

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

bike tory posted:



I can also see an argument for charisma or strength tbqh

and would performance, animal handling, or sleight of hand be the most relevant proficiency?

oh boy here we go

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If your partner is enthusiastic about it (dexterity) it's fine. If it's like a chore to them (constitution) you should consider why your sexual gratification is taking precedent over their happiness and why that may be a contributing factor to your passionless relationship (perception check).

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

If your partner is enthusiastic about it (dexterity) it's fine. If it's like a chore to them (constitution) you should consider why your sexual gratification is taking precedent over their happiness and why that may be a contributing factor to your passionless relationship (perception check).

That's insight, not perception

If you don't hew vanilla, it could be a dungeoneering check

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
"Less talking, more sucking" shouted the half-orc barbarian as he entered Rage...

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
magic mouth

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Nystul's magic oral

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Alright i got the Lipstick of Deeyes'el now i gain advantage on all mouth rolls

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Empty Sandwich posted:

Nystul's magic oral

:emptyquote:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Bottomless Hole

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I cast plant growth and create a grapefruit

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