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Toddlers love hiding things in various places don't they? I found toddler demon's sippy cup in a bag stuffed in a cabinet.
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Mustached Demon posted:Toddlers love hiding things in various places don't they? I found toddler demon's sippy cup in a bag stuffed in a cabinet. why is there a rock in this cup why is this fake cereal box stuffed full of lego bricks how the hell did you fit those giant blocks into that random cabinet
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Jul 17, 2021 03:56
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I have an Apple TV remote permanently in my couch
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Jul 17, 2021 03:56
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fosborb posted:I gave my rising 4th grader my old dslite + Chrono Trigger yesterday update: kids these days don't know you have to save at specific spots or on the overworld or at all. kid played to 600 ad twice before being like, this is really really hard
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Jul 17, 2021 04:07
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Mustached Demon posted:Toddlers love hiding things in various places don't they? I found toddler demon's sippy cup in a bag stuffed in a cabinet. Ah, the Enveloping play schema! Doesn't get the remote out of the couch, but at least you have a name for it.
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Jul 17, 2021 04:16
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lmao imagine having kids when the planets dying instead of spending your last days before the collapse doing drugs and playing video games
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Jul 17, 2021 04:20
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Pobrecito posted:lmao imagine having kids when the planets dying instead of spending your last days before the collapse doing drugs and playing video games why not both
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Jul 17, 2021 04:25
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Pobrecito posted:lmao imagine having kids when the planets dying instead of spending your last days before the collapse doing drugs and playing video games someone's gotta populate the roaming warbands
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Jul 17, 2021 04:26
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lobster shirt posted:i can't wait until my kids are old enough to play paradox games I've shown my preK kids a few sim-type games, let them drive a train or plan a city and follow the fire trucks. The only actual games they've played are Pokemon and Crono Trigger. Pokemon because it was a segue to bug hunting, Crono because it's awesome.
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Jul 17, 2021 04:51
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Pobrecito posted:lmao imagine having kids when the planets dying instead of spending your last days before the collapse doing drugs and playing video games why would I imagine something that already happened. dumb.
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Jul 17, 2021 05:44
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Pobrecito posted:lmao imagine having kids when the planets dying instead of spending your last days before the collapse doing drugs and playing video games It's because we did that that we got kids in the first place
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Jul 17, 2021 14:12
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Pobrecito posted:lmao imagine having kids when the planets dying instead of spending your last days before the collapse doing drugs and playing video games Imagine caring
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Jul 17, 2021 15:35
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Pobrecito posted:lmao imagine having kids when the planets dying instead of spending your last days before the collapse doing drugs and playing video games thats not very nice to say
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Jul 17, 2021 16:02
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The OP:Flavius Aetass posted:DON'T: The point being that it's not very original
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Jul 17, 2021 16:18
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not only do i have one kid already but my wife is pregnant with another 
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Jul 17, 2021 16:20
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Mustached Demon posted:Toddlers love hiding things in various places don't they? I found toddler demon's sippy cup in a bag stuffed in a cabinet. The keys to my work car hidden in the bottom of the diaper bag... That was a fun week
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Jul 17, 2021 16:21
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Pobrecito posted:lmao imagine having kids when the planets dying instead of spending your last days before the collapse doing drugs and playing video games you have it backwards, it's why your brain is hosed up op
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Jul 17, 2021 16:26
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Is this the point when you got a different sub or a discord or something and tell everyone how you totally owned the posters in this thread
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Jul 17, 2021 16:44
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Too late, I'm already entirely owned by my almost four year old being better at dinosaurs than me.
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Jul 17, 2021 17:29
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man I fuckin hate dinosaurs. like every time you think you know what's going on, your small child will constantly correct you that a particular dinosaur doesn't actually exist and their name is actually something else. like goddammit just let me call it a brontosaurus
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Jul 17, 2021 17:35
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:man I fuckin hate dinosaurs. For the love of god child, its DI-PLOD-I-CUS not DIP-LOW-DOKE-US! On the other hand, she's mastered micropachycephalosaurus, so I guess its a draw.
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Jul 17, 2021 17:42
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just hit em with this https://youtu.be/4VOUhOm3BUQ
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Jul 17, 2021 17:46
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:man I fuckin hate dinosaurs. my kid liked to watch some Korean Dino show and it was all about the newly discovered Asian dinos but the voice acting was so bad, when my kid can read she’s going to be a subs kid.
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Jul 17, 2021 18:00
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Mustached Demon posted:Toddlers love hiding things in various places don't they? I found toddler demon's sippy cup in a bag stuffed in a cabinet. Several years back, we moved into our current apartment with our 1-year-old. We bought a new tv stand, and some magnetic locks for the tv stand's doors, to keep our toddler from rummaging through our games and DVDs. By the time I got around to installing them though, one of the locks had vanished. Months later, I found the missing magnetic lock as I was digging through one the back of our kitchen cabinets for cookware. I set it on the kitchen counter and went back to getting dinner ready. A few minutes later, my kid walked into the kitchen to ask for a drink. As I'm filling her sippy cup, she saw the magnetic lock resting on the counter. Without saying a word, she took the lock, climbed into the kitchen cabinet, and put it a back where I found it. Then she took her drink from me and left. i love my kids but they are such sneaky little fuckers 
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Jul 17, 2021 18:20
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Elissimpark posted:For the love of god child, its DI-PLOD-I-CUS not DIP-LOW-DOKE-US! I was so proud of my 4yo when she couldn't remember a dinosaur's name, so she went and looked it up in her talking dino book. 
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Jul 17, 2021 18:36
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A storm knocked out the power and now I gotta talk to my kids until I can convince them to fall asleep… And there’s no air conditioning
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Jul 18, 2021 01:15
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it’s so hard to escape copaganda in kids tv, I won the paw patrol battle but my kid loves this chip and potato show and I’m finally watching it and the dang dad is a pug cop, surprised he isn’t complaining about his panda neighbors like berenstein bears papa
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Jul 18, 2021 15:37
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I think I'm fine with the dog man books because even though there are a lot of cops in them, none of em get guns or seem to know what they're doing.
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Jul 18, 2021 16:48
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all of the cops in our toddler's books become "crossing guards" or stuff like that when we're reading them
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Jul 18, 2021 17:24
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i don't have a kid but i have a dog which is basically the same thing. well, not exactly the same, my dog is cuter and smarter than your hideous idiot kid.
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Jul 18, 2021 17:28
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Dolphin posted:i don't have a kid but i have a dog which is basically the same thing. My kid poops in the potty sometimes.
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Jul 18, 2021 17:48
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Dolphin posted:i don't have a kid but i have a dog which is basically the same thing. lmfao you gotta pick up your dog's poo poo with your bare hands and then carry it around in a little baggie and then when you get home you have to cut it up with a poop knife and shove it down the sink with lemons. owned.
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Jul 18, 2021 17:55
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I don't mind when baby finishes eating and throws the rest of his food on the floor. But he's been throwing 90% on the floor, eating the last bit and looking around for more, and it's driving me crazy.
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Jul 18, 2021 18:26
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Yeah that's kind of where mines at feeding wise. I try to mitigate as much as i can but I've just accepted that part of my day now is cleaning up and vacuuming after every mealtime, and sometimes also bathing the kid if she got it on her as well
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Jul 18, 2021 19:32
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I'm no expert but cspam does not feel like an appropriate place to have a parent thread. I have absolutely no dog in this fight for the record, but also don't understand why someone woke up and was like "you know what C-Spam needs? A parent thread!" There's a very good and very active parenting thread in A/T for example without any of the conflict and negativity/viewpoints of the average poster that comes here.
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Jul 18, 2021 19:55
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Taima posted:I'm no expert but cspam does not feel like an appropriate place to have a parent thread. this isn't a dog thread. it's a thread about having kids. jeez.
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Jul 18, 2021 19:56
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Taima posted:I'm no expert but cspam does not feel like an appropriate place to have a parent thread. I figured it was so we could bitch about Paw Patrol.
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Jul 18, 2021 19:56
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I like this thread and I think the majority of posters here are great and it's fun to have a smaller thread like this to share parenting stories and advice with like minded people. Not our fault that people keep jumping in to poo poo post and vanish.
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Jul 18, 2021 19:56
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Taima posted:I'm no expert but cspam does not feel like an appropriate place to have a parent thread. Thanks for your concern 👋
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Taima posted:I'm no expert but cspam does not feel like an appropriate place to have a parent thread. Thank you for your insight, kratom megathread poster. We should definitely move to the A&T parenting thread, where surely posts about how to deal with teaching kids about the world in an age appropriate way will not be met with a cacophony of ghouls shrieking about the divine truth of neoliberalism.
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