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bedpan posted:alien's first words will be "I like everything but country and rap" Deltron gonna gently caress them up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhqcLMM3_KQ
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Jul 17, 2021 18:42
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bedpan posted:alien's first words will be "I like everything but country and rap" if only they had abducted a bisexual with adhd
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Jul 17, 2021 18:43
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Delta-Wye posted:gonna be nothing but poor migratory birds like district9 [Earth has adopted the Xenophobe government ethic]
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Jul 17, 2021 18:46
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Rah! posted:tiny lue show us the paralyzation wands they have to have at least one. those Australian Aliens didn’t seem careful or discrete at all, barreling down country roads and poo poo, zapping all the nearby townies into stupor, like no my dude you got lost in that corn field all by yourself stop taking it out on the hunams.
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Jul 17, 2021 18:53
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inferis posted:the aliens love bluegrass and hate jazz? yikes makes em sound like space nazis but they apparently also really like a certain stringed instrument from Africa (not sure which one) maybe they're still space nazis though
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Jul 17, 2021 18:54
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imagine how confused biden gets when they start telling him about UAPs and show him the crazy scifi looking videos
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Jul 17, 2021 18:59
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Wheeee posted:imagine how confused biden gets when they start telling him about UAPs and show him the crazy scifi looking videos whoa man, with time dilation these 19 year olds look 13, man
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Jul 17, 2021 19:15
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Vomik posted:whoa man, with time dilation these 19 year olds look 13, man travelling at the speed of light and then looping back so i can see how tall a 30 year old barron trump would be
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Jul 17, 2021 19:52
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Rah! posted:begun, the star wars have quote:The US Space Force is developing the global system to identify potential "targets" up to 36,000km away, in areas of deep space where a lot of military satellites are positioned.
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Jul 17, 2021 19:58
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Slavvy posted:Wait since when are there military satellites 36,000 k's away and wtf are they for?? you know lookin' at stuff
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Jul 17, 2021 20:01
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the moon is 380 000 km from earth thats probably not an alien nor deep impact thing just a gently caress the chinese kinda thing
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Jul 17, 2021 20:04
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Slavvy posted:Wait since when are there military satellites 36,000 k's away and wtf are they for?? 36000km is geostationary orbit. not sure how much military hardware is that far out, but its believable target distance. edit: not enough ks lmao Delta-Wye has issued a correction as of 20:12 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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Jul 17, 2021 20:04
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Delta-Wye posted:36km is geostationary orbit. not sure how much military hardware is that far out, but its believable target distance. Whoa ok, I didn't realize it was that close. Orbits are loving massive! The article I guess predictably uses the term deep space completely wrong.
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Jul 17, 2021 20:06
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i mean the article could have a typo? if its 36.000 metric miles and not kilometers then they're actually at moon distance scanning things and uh... no man made satellites out that far(edit: i read the thing instead and: "Col Walker says it will be able to detect an object the size of a football up to 36,000km (22,400 miles) away." not a typo) could also be that theyre giving the geostationary orbit distance as a "business as usual" answer when in reality theyre doing one that does moon distance scanning fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 20:15 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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Jul 17, 2021 20:10
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If you drove at a constant 100 mph to the moon, it would take about 14 weeks to get there. Apollo 11 moved at a speed of about 2,000 mph and it took them about 4 days to get to the moon.
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Jul 17, 2021 20:11
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Slavvy posted:Whoa ok, I didn't realize it was that close. Orbits are loving massive! The article I guess predictably uses the term deep space completely wrong. It's not it's 36k km
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Jul 17, 2021 20:12
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So I just re-read TAAs original the posts and decided to discuss it with my wife. Yesterday was her birthday and has decided it is her birthday weekend and I said that Sunday is when they arrive. She now has decided to blame me if it somehow ruins her weekend. She asked me where I got the info and as soon as I mentioned Reddit the conversation was over.
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Jul 17, 2021 20:12
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Slavvy posted:Whoa ok, I didn't realize it was that close. Orbits are loving massive! The article I guess predictably uses the term deep space completely wrong. now that 80km is "space" (lmao billionaire looosers playing catchup with 50s engineers) there has been a bit of 'grade inflation' on what makes for 'deep' space 
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Jul 17, 2021 20:13
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Wheeee posted:So I just re-read TAAs original the posts and decided to discuss it with my wife. Yesterday was her birthday and has decided it is her birthday weekend and I said that Sunday is when they arrive. She now has decided to blame me if it somehow ruins her weekend. She asked me where I got the info and as soon as I mentioned Reddit the conversation was over.  
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Jul 17, 2021 20:13
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Bilirubin posted:It's not it's 36k km (nerds get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
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Jul 17, 2021 20:14
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lol my gf has no time for uaps or goatee guy so who's buying into the grift panel going on today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJy0td4EJaw&t=1403s
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Jul 17, 2021 20:23
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"i've seen a couple comments, some people were saying you know, $99... somebody said they couldn't afford it, uh, well i mean we're talking about a very small amount of money for 11 hours, we're talking about $9 an hour, that's a very small amount of money to pay for a conference" lol at the piece of poo poo grifter, may disclosure happen soon and all these shitweasel motherfuckers be tossed in the dumpster
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Jul 17, 2021 20:30
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Wheeee posted:"i've seen a couple comments, some people were saying you know, $99... somebody said they couldn't afford it, uh, well i mean we're talking about a very small amount of money for 11 hours, we're talking about $9 an hour, that's a very small amount of money to pay for a conference" aatip only had a budget of $22M for 5 years, TTSA got $50m for one season of a history channel show. i hope these fuckers get probed to death live on tv
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Jul 17, 2021 20:36
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hello, my name is lue! how do you do! now you gonna release the ufo data!
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Jul 17, 2021 20:55
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i want my L S D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBjkkYgD8iw
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Jul 17, 2021 21:01
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i really hope the aliens havent been watching me practice my sick dance moves every time my wife leaves the apartment its fine if they heard me singing along to songs on the radio while butchering the lyrics though because thats normal
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Jul 17, 2021 21:08
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blah no lue till later when i can't watch due to gf pm me if you're a true friend of lue
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Jul 17, 2021 21:13
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I wish we knew what time zone the aliens care about. I’d like to find a roof to blast Rosetta stoned on repeat for their arrival
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Jul 17, 2021 21:14
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gimme Lue gimme FOIA gimme that which I desire
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Jul 17, 2021 21:23
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Vomik posted:aatip only had a budget of $22M for 5 years, TTSA got $50m for one season of a history channel show. i hope these fuckers get probed to death live on tv i think this dumb rear end 4bidden conference was organized by this dude:   lol i wonder if lue is in on the grift or if he was just invited to talk about UFOs either way i dont think this billy carson dude ever got any of that AATIP or TV money lol Rah! has issued a correction as of 21:26 on Jul 17, 2021 |
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Jul 17, 2021 21:23
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an hour and a half until im aitee here
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Jul 17, 2021 21:27
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Rah! posted:i think this dumb rear end 4bidden conference was organized by this dude: 4bidden 4biden
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Jul 17, 2021 21:34
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fanfic insert posted:an hour and a half until im aitee here Tell Gina I say hi
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Jul 17, 2021 21:41
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Jul 17, 2021 21:41
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Lue gets more credible with each podunk podcast and radio show he goes on
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Jul 17, 2021 21:42
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Vomik posted:I wish we knew what time zone the aliens care about. I’d like to find a roof to blast Rosetta stoned on repeat for their arrival little north of Grand Bahamas, or south of Catalina Island iirc
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Jul 17, 2021 21:51
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im sorry but if its the Nordics its clearly GMT+1 didnt TAA say it was the Nordics?
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Jul 17, 2021 21:58
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[UFOs] WOKE DON'T MEAN BROKE
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Jul 17, 2021 22:04
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Wheeee posted:i want my L S D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzlmQLbr1Y4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZlRt05RY9Y
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Jul 17, 2021 22:05
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got extremely high and cuddled up with a friend to watch this once it was amazing
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Jul 17, 2021 22:10
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