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the a/t parenting megathread has 21 posts about paw patrol and not a single post containing "acab" if that isn't proof enough for the need of this thread, i dont know what is
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i think most dogs are probably smarter than my kid but hes only 15 months old. eventually, he will be smarter than all dogs.
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Jul 18, 2021 20:06
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My son calls Joe Biden “sleepy Joe” which he leaned from my Fox News watching parents but I’m ok with it
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Jul 18, 2021 20:09
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Yeah that's kind of where mines at feeding wise. I try to mitigate as much as i can but I've just accepted that part of my day now is cleaning up and vacuuming after every mealtime, and sometimes also bathing the kid if she got it on her as well At a certain age, (live 1 year old) my kid would announce that he had finished the meal by knocking over his cup. Kinda nice communications wise, but really annoying cleanup. My wife and I got some ninja skills catching the cup before. Nowadays, he has way to many toys (they accumulate), but mostly he just goes around picking up rocks, screws, cherry pits, whatever he can find on the ground. He's 4, and I think I can teach him some good things about stuff not being essential.
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Jul 18, 2021 20:29
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Taima posted:I'm no expert but cspam does not feel like an appropriate place to have a parent thread. Who gives a poo poo
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Jul 18, 2021 22:26
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Taima posted:I'm no expert but cspam does not feel like an appropriate place to have a parent thread. tell cps if it bothers you that much
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Jul 18, 2021 22:28
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fosborb posted:the a/t parenting megathread has 21 posts about paw patrol and not a single post containing "acab" goddamn
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Jul 18, 2021 22:29
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lobster shirt posted:i think most dogs are probably smarter than my kid but hes only 15 months old. eventually, he will be smarter than all dogs.
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Jul 18, 2021 22:44
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no dog is smart enough to post on forums
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Jul 18, 2021 23:06
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lobster shirt posted:no dog is dumb enough to post on forums
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Jul 18, 2021 23:34
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Posting in this unneccessary thread with my unneccessary baby in front of me learning about shapes by picking up the box and dropping it on my nuts
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Jul 18, 2021 23:36
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Taima posted:I'm no expert Shoulda stopped the post there, chucklefuck.
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Jul 18, 2021 23:54
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quick time to study the tenets of marxism-leninism and determine the weakest point of the cspam forums as a revolutionary entity let's just skip right past the drugs and video game threads and go straight to parent chat
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Jul 19, 2021 00:49
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Benagain posted:quick time to study the tenets of marxism-leninism and determine the weakest point of the cspam forums as a revolutionary entity lol
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Jul 19, 2021 01:28
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My 8 yo daughter knows to scream I love Donald trumfp to grift old people. So proud.
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Jul 19, 2021 02:47
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PerniciousKnid posted:I figured it was so we could bitch about Paw Patrol. why the gently caress does the cop one have a drone for real
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Adjectivist Philosophy posted:why the gently caress does the cop one have a drone for real he borrowed it from the fire fighter dog just to "test it out" and also just happened to cover the roof of an adventure bay building he hasn't been able to get a paw-warrant for
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Jul 19, 2021 03:21
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:lmfao you gotta pick up your dog's poo poo with your bare hands and then carry it around in a little baggie and then when you get home you have to cut it up with a poop knife and shove it down the sink with lemons. owned. so when dogs poo poo outside and you get back home, is there just poo poo on their rear end in a top hat or what the gently caress? aren't they going to rub that poo poo onto something? speaking of poo poo, man i hated potty training when the kid was shiting in their trainers/undies my younger one is getting to that age soon to start potty training, i hope it's a lot smoother than with the first one
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Jul 19, 2021 03:35
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Taima posted:I'm no expert but cspam does not feel like an appropriate place to have a parent thread. esp the battle with copaganda and capitalism and everything else no general parenting thread or book for that matter covers this poo poo at all
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Benagain posted:quick time to study the tenets of marxism-leninism and determine the weakest point of the cspam forums as a revolutionary entity
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Tzen posted:speaking of poo poo, man i hated potty training when the kid was shiting in their trainers/undies Our nearly 3yo toilet trained a few months ago - fortunately she'd been cargo culting the bathroom experience for a while, so no poo filled training undies. Some wet ones, but she's picked it up pretty quickly. (She used to strip off, sit on the toilet for 2 seconds then proudly announce she had either poo'd or pee'd, clearly having done neither. It took her a little while to figure out that everyone was doing SOMETHING ELSE when we went.)
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Elissimpark posted:Our nearly 3yo toilet trained a few months ago - fortunately she'd been cargo culting the bathroom experience for a while, so no poo filled training undies. Some wet ones, but she's picked it up pretty quickly. during mine’s potty training pippin was a run to the toilet, at almost 5 she’ll occasionally wet the bed but she’ll on her own just use a wipe and put on some night time training ones and finish the night and I’m like you can get up to potty
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Jul 19, 2021 04:00
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Rubble is surrounded by antifidos!
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Jul 19, 2021 04:09
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Ergh, I'm glad its PJ Masks as the annoying kid's show in our house. Still don't like it but could be worse. (The original French name is so much better: Les Pajamasques.)
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Jul 19, 2021 04:24
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helpfully pj masks is so loving formulaic even kids get bored after awhile now Miraculous, that poo poo stayed for awhile
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Jul 19, 2021 04:43
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Yeah, I'm not sure why the 5yo picked up on it, its pretty dull. Normally, she gets into odd stuff like Bread Barbershop or educational things like Number Blocks. Or Love Monster, which has one of the most ear-wormy theme songs ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkeno7aVGVI
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Jul 19, 2021 05:04
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I think I've posted about paw patrol a dozen times but I've seen at least 100 episodes, and fortunately both my kids are over the show...because it's terrible. But the things to understand about paw patrol is that Chase isn't technically a cop, Marshall isn't a fire fighter, Rocky doesn't work for the sanitation department. They are all private contractors. Mayor Goodway, who represents the well meaning but completely incompetent neo-liberal (aka the democrats) has basically farmed out all of the cities services to a private contractor i.e. the paw patrol. In 100+ episodes I've never seen or heard any mention of an Adventure Bay police department or fire department or any other proper city service. So Chase has even less oversight then actual cops, and Ryder is making bank on this poo poo cause Mayor Goodway calls the paw patrol for every loving thing. Francois's boat is stuck? Paw Patrol Cat in a tree? Paw Patrol Chickaletta missing? Paw loving Patrol Now across the way in Foggy Bottom you have Mayor Humdinger who obviously represents the FYGM wing of the republican party. The dude is openly corrupt to the point where is he just swiping poo poo off tables and cheating at even the most mundane competitions like a bake-off or dance party or whatever. No one seems to give a gently caress and at the end of the day it's more money for Humdinger, gently caress you. Paw Patrol is a gold mine for Nickelodeon for all the toys they can market off it, but it's easily the worst Nick Jr cartoon. And now I saw they started up a new show in the most blatant Paw Patrol zombie clone ever...Deer Squad! Fortunately between Disney+, Hulu, Netflix and now Peacock which i picked up for the Harry Potter movies, I never actually have to watch either of those.
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important to note in this analysis that the State Dept federal building is also located in Foggy Bottom
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I don't think this is just the nostalgia talking but when I was a kid Nickelodeon had an amazing lineup of animated and live action shows, and now almost everything I've seen from Nickelodeon in the past 10 years is garbage. Spongebob is still pretty good and somehow survived. But I saw a couple episodes of Kid Danger or whatever tf it is and it was unbearable. This from the same network that 30 years ago gave us Clarissa Explains it all, Salute Your Shorts, Pete & Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, hey arnold and probably a ton of others that I won't spend to much time trying to think about at 1 am
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Jul 19, 2021 05:43
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looking forward to showing my kid Pete & Pete and Hey Arnold someday. they’ve aged well.
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Jul 19, 2021 12:28
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my kid who has been able to balance on a bike I took the pedals off for months is so stubborn about pedals. I tell her that she’ll be more comfortable and go faster and use less energy she even sees kids her age pedaling around and she just flat out tells me she’ll never ever put pedals on. she was biking with another kid and the other kid zooms off on pedals and my kid is like so loving what I’m just doing my thing, like I’m glad she is her own person but for once can she just be influenced by another kid?
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I'm done spending money on bikes for my kids. they don't give a poo poo enough to learn and I don't have a bike myself so they don't really have much to model after. that said, they love skateboarding.
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Jul 20, 2021 02:04
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you know the scene between Assistant Principal Vernon and John Bender where he gives him two additional months of weekend detention because Bender won't back down and just do what he's supposed to do? I just did that with my kids but it was over picking up Lego and the result was they lost a half hour of video game time. I always hated that scene but I gotta say, those kids sure got owned. so I get it.
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Jul 21, 2021 22:17
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Taima posted:I'm no expert but cspam does not feel like an appropriate place to have a parent thread. what a weird thing to say about a thread that has been going on for months
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I guess I’m grateful that my kid prefers MLP to the dog cop show. At the same time, it has a very, very confused message about racism that just raises more and more questions the more you think about it. Less grateful for our flooded bathroom. Our kid is potty trained and we thought was independent enough to now use the bathroom entirely independently. Queue me walking into the bathroom 20 minutes later to find it’s been flooded and the water was under the floorboards out in the hallway so those had to be ripped up as well. Fortunately it was on the first floor. My spouse and I still don’t know what happened other than the toilet overflowed and our kid must have just kept flushing. We don’t know why she didn’t want to tell us we it started to overflow. Usually she tells us about every little thing in tedious detail and we’ve been trying to cultivate an atmosphere of “you can come to us with anything.” TL;DR: I got owned by my kid. Pulcinella has issued a correction as of 04:16 on Jul 27, 2021 |
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I think I finally got my soon to be four year old hooked on a classic Danish children's show (Kaj og Andrea) instead of Paw Patrol and Blaze. It's just so much better, both in terms of not being ultra American propaganda crap, but also in teaching the kids to play and sing. Also the puppet characters are behaving like actual children. The frog spends a couple of minutes telling how brave he is and that he doesn't need any anesthesia at the (pretend) dentist, but he is apparently in pain the second he has to open his mouth. It's very relatable. There's a bit of classic gender roles in there that's less cool, but overall, I highly recommend it (fluency in Danish required).
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So my kids are older than most itt and curious about the world. Anyone know a good 9/11 doc to watch with a smart ten year old, that is maybe critical of foreign policy too? They understand the twin towers fell down because of a plane crash but beyond that I don't know where to start... maybe a Frontline or something? Please don't give the hacky yakkity sax answer.
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Another Bill posted:Please don't give the hacky yakkity sax answer. (and Luke's Change)
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HootTheOwl posted:You can't stop me from recommending Loose Change I was going through my old DVDs last week in the process of cleaning out stuff I haven’t touched in years, and for some reason I have two (2) copies of this. Zero memory of where they came from or ever actually watching them. 
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