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Aaaaaaiiiiiiitttttttteeeeeeeee
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 20:40 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 14:20 |
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still drunk atill yelling in the backyard for the tictacs ti exploin themselcwzs
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 20:55 |
It's just a little overdue It's still good it's still good
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:00 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUJflvmPgyc
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:01 |
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So why did Aitee get so (relatively) big? I had no idea it existed until it popped up when I was skimming /x/ for spooky gifs and then I see yall talking about it here. The posts just look like the usual abduction brain problems stuff
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:07 |
i spent all my money on fireworks that spell aitee somebody help me please i need more fireworks
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:11 |
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throwing up peace signs to the sky right now trying gang signs next
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:15 |
Bideo James posted:throwing up peace signs to the sky right now they are moon men you must moon them
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:17 |
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Guys he meant to say Twenty Eighteen, we're 3 years too late
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:21 |
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gonna go shoot a bunch of birds gently caress those things
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:28 |
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I'M COMING FOR YOU BIRDS, YOU loving NERDS
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:28 |
Wheeee posted:that reddit guy sure made a lucky guess
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:30 |
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The Chad Jihad posted:So why did Aitee get so (relatively) big? I had no idea it existed until it popped up when I was skimming /x/ for spooky gifs and then I see yall talking about it here. The posts just look like the usual abduction brain problems stuff there were a couple coincidences that worked in their favor, the main one being the government disclosures being a month before the predicted date from the posts in 2013 the stories were also genuinely pretty entertaining
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:36 |
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"On July aitee the whole program is gonna change" "Cool...you guys seen The Matrix?"
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:55 |
what if aliens specifically abduct people who aren't all that bright
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 21:57 |
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Wheeee posted:what if aliens specifically abduct people who aren't all that bright you're thinking of police recruitment
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:02 |
same deal, they don't want deep thinkers
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:05 |
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what if we were the aiteee all along
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:16 |
no no it’s not like the matrix at all. it’s more like <describes the plot summary of the matrix>
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:17 |
it's still early in the day btw
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:20 |
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*wakes up naked on a cold, hard slab of metal, a bright white light shining down on me* me: W...where...? jowly dude in cop uniform: Welcome to the Panola County orientation Mothership and the rest of your miserable life, Cadet!!
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:21 |
drone https://i.imgur.com/1n8WAFX.mp4
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:22 |
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Wheeee posted:what if aliens specifically abduct people who aren't all that bright once again rosetta stoned explains everything E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose He said, "You are the Chosen One The One who will deliver the message A message of hope for those who choose to Hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:23 |
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Wheeee posted:it's still early in the day btw I’m sure the aliens agree on utc so we have 2.5 hours
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:29 |
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endocriminologist posted:ughhhh why did i ask I mean he takes a pretty clear position
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:34 |
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The Chad Jihad posted:So why did Aitee get so (relatively) big? I had no idea it existed until it popped up when I was skimming /x/ for spooky gifs and then I see yall talking about it here. The posts just look like the usual abduction brain problems stuff Yes
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:34 |
nobody said aliens were prompt
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:39 |
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what's aitee come from anyway
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:39 |
its still the 18th theres still time to show them my crystals
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:41 |
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Shear Modulus posted:what's aitee come from anyway some guy on reddit posted about aliens coming forward on either the eighth or eighteenth of this month seven years ago but the aliens who communicate telepathically have a lisp so he couldn't be sure of the day because it just sounded like aiteee
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:41 |
Shear Modulus posted:what's aitee come from anyway the aliens funny space accent
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:42 |
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The true disclosure was the feelings we disclosed to each other along the way.
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:43 |
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angerbeet posted:some guy on reddit posted about aliens coming forward on either the eighth or eighteenth of this month seven years ago but the aliens who communicate telepathically have a lisp so he couldn't be sure of the day because it just sounded like aiteee lol
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:44 |
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I'm angry all the time.
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:44 |
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how do they know it isn't 80
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:44 |
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Shear Modulus posted:how do they know it isn't 80 the aliens follow the Gregorian calendar out of politeness to us, their new friends
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:48 |
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nothing is happening but i haven't bothered to actually go out and look at the sky once today i'm just takin everyone's word for it the tripods could be bursting from the earth and i probably wouldn't find out until someone here posts about it
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:56 |
angerbeet posted:the aliens follow the Gregorian calendar out of politeness to us, their new friends Why wouldn't they use our timekeeping, when communicating with us? It's not like we have *their* frames of reference?
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 22:58 |
who knows bro. I don’t believe in clocks edit aliens are real tho
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 23:07 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 14:20 |
im going outside
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# ? Jul 18, 2021 23:11 |