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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Aaaaaaiiiiiiitttttttteeeeeeeee

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Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
still drunk atill yelling in the backyard for the tictacs ti exploin themselcwzs

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
It's just a little overdue

It's still good it's still good

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUJflvmPgyc

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


So why did Aitee get so (relatively) big? I had no idea it existed until it popped up when I was skimming /x/ for spooky gifs and then I see yall talking about it here. The posts just look like the usual abduction brain problems stuff

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


i spent all my money on fireworks that spell aitee somebody help me please i need more fireworks

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
throwing up peace signs to the sky right now

trying gang signs next

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Bideo James posted:

throwing up peace signs to the sky right now

trying gang signs next

they are moon men you must moon them

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



Guys he meant to say Twenty Eighteen, we're 3 years too late

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gonna go shoot a bunch of birds gently caress those things

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'M COMING FOR YOU BIRDS, YOU loving NERDS

Dolphin has issued a correction as of 21:31 on Jul 18, 2021

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Wheeee posted:

that reddit guy sure made a lucky guess

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

The Chad Jihad posted:

So why did Aitee get so (relatively) big? I had no idea it existed until it popped up when I was skimming /x/ for spooky gifs and then I see yall talking about it here. The posts just look like the usual abduction brain problems stuff

there were a couple coincidences that worked in their favor, the main one being the government disclosures being a month before the predicted date from the posts in 2013

the stories were also genuinely pretty entertaining

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

"On July aitee the whole program is gonna change"
"Cool...you guys seen The Matrix?"

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

what if aliens specifically abduct people who aren't all that bright

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Wheeee posted:

what if aliens specifically abduct people who aren't all that bright

you're thinking of police recruitment

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

same deal, they don't want deep thinkers

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
what if we were the aiteee all along

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

no no it’s not like the matrix at all. it’s more like <describes the plot summary of the matrix>

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

it's still early in the day btw

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
*wakes up naked on a cold, hard slab of metal, a bright white light shining down on me*

me: W...where...?

jowly dude in cop uniform: Welcome to the Panola County orientation Mothership and the rest of your miserable life, Cadet!!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


drone

https://i.imgur.com/1n8WAFX.mp4

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Wheeee posted:

what if aliens specifically abduct people who aren't all that bright

once again rosetta stoned explains everything


E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose
He said, "You are the Chosen One
The One who will deliver the message
A message of hope for those who choose to
Hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Wheeee posted:

it's still early in the day btw

I’m sure the aliens agree on utc so we have 2.5 hours

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

endocriminologist posted:

ughhhh why did i ask

I mean he takes a pretty clear position

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

The Chad Jihad posted:

So why did Aitee get so (relatively) big? I had no idea it existed until it popped up when I was skimming /x/ for spooky gifs and then I see yall talking about it here. The posts just look like the usual abduction brain problems stuff

Yes

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

nobody said aliens were prompt

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



what's aitee come from anyway

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


its still the 18th theres still time to show them my crystals

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Shear Modulus posted:

what's aitee come from anyway

some guy on reddit posted about aliens coming forward on either the eighth or eighteenth of this month seven years ago but the aliens who communicate telepathically have a lisp so he couldn't be sure of the day because it just sounded like aiteee

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Shear Modulus posted:

what's aitee come from anyway

the aliens funny space accent

apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Wedge Regret
The true disclosure was the feelings we disclosed to each other along the way.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



angerbeet posted:

some guy on reddit posted about aliens coming forward on either the eighth or eighteenth of this month seven years ago but the aliens who communicate telepathically have a lisp so he couldn't be sure of the day because it just sounded like aiteee

lol

apatheticman
May 13, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Wedge Regret
I'm angry all the time.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



how do they know it isn't 80

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Shear Modulus posted:

how do they know it isn't 80

the aliens follow the Gregorian calendar out of politeness to us, their new friends

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


nothing is happening but i haven't bothered to actually go out and look at the sky once today i'm just takin everyone's word for it

the tripods could be bursting from the earth and i probably wouldn't find out until someone here posts about it

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


angerbeet posted:

the aliens follow the Gregorian calendar out of politeness to us, their new friends

Why wouldn't they use our timekeeping, when communicating with us? It's not like we have *their* frames of reference?

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

who knows bro. I don’t believe in clocks

edit aliens are real tho

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

im going outside

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