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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

The Eyes Have It posted:

I remember attending a security talk where the guy said you could tell staff "do not show your credentials to anyone outside the building" and no matter how much you emphasized "seriously, don't show it to anyone" you still had:
  • Nearby Chinese restaurant (with suspiciously low prices) that attracts all the staff
  • Restaurant is all "X" EMPLOYEES GET 15% OFF
  • Just, uh, show your badge to get the discount :mmmhmm:
And literally everyone did it all day every day

Oh wow, on a similar note I listened to a podcast where an infosec auditing team was hired by a high tech company in the US to audit their factory security, and the team included a guy fluent in Chinese. While they were in the town in the middle of nowhere Midwest he went to a Chinese restaurant and looked at the menu in Chinese and saw they had black duck eggs. The guy realized no way a Chinese place in the middle of Nebraska or somewhere similar would offer something like that if they didn’t have ton of people from China in town all the time, and it wound up being a major espionage discovery with the FBI called in.

Ep. 21 of Darknet Diaries, great show

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Oh wow, on a similar note I listened to a podcast where an infosec auditing team was hired by a high tech company in the US to audit their factory security, and the team included a guy fluent in Chinese. While they were in the town in the middle of nowhere Midwest he went to a Chinese restaurant and looked at the menu in Chinese and saw they had black duck eggs. The guy realized no way a Chinese place in the middle of Nebraska or somewhere similar would offer something like that if they didn’t have ton of people from China in town all the time, and it wound up being a major espionage discovery with the FBI called in.

Ep. 21 of Darknet Diaries, great show

+1 for Darknet Diaries. Great listen.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

CommieGIR posted:

+1 for Darknet Diaries. Great listen.

Oh yeah goofy name for a show but I’ve learned so much, like why no name podcasts dominate the iTunes charts then vanish (paying someone in India with 50,000 accounts to download and review) or basic tips to secure your IRS info I didn’t know.

An insane one is ep 39, 3 Alarm Lamp Scooter that takes such a weird plot twist I’d think it was made up but then I saw mainstream news confirming it.

Hyrax Attack! fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Jul 19, 2021

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Eyes Have It posted:

I remember attending a security talk where the guy said you could tell staff "do not show your credentials to anyone outside the building" and no matter how much you emphasized "seriously, don't show it to anyone" you still had:
  • Nearby Chinese restaurant (with suspiciously low prices) that attracts all the staff
  • Restaurant is all "X" EMPLOYEES GET 15% OFF
  • Just, uh, show your badge to get the discount :mmmhmm:
And literally everyone did it all day every day

lmao that's much funnier than the DC brothel which itself is a laugh riot

GD_American posted:

Aw, gently caress. I remember I either banned or super-probated him and edited out several of his posts in GIP when I saw them. It scared the poo poo out of me, how much he was just blithely talking about.

I remember because grover had appointed himself Infosec Fuhrer and that’s the only time I had to step in

I assume that was the guy I was thinking of?

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jul 19, 2021

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Don't forget the flashcards saying where all the bombs and cameras are.

Stanley Goodspeed
Dec 26, 2005
What, the feet thing?



Or multiple iterations of folks running the perimeter of their FOB or blacksite and then uploading it to their favorite fitness app.

Even less of a current event, getting malware on your ballistic computer which may also be your smartphone is still a good one.

Stanley Goodspeed fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Jul 19, 2021

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Stanley Goodspeed posted:

Or multiple iterations of folks running the perimeter of their FOB or blacksite and then uploading it to their favorite fitness app.

Even less of a current event, getting malware on your ballistic computer which may also be your smartphone is still a good one.

Сука блять *explosions everywhere*

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Oh god I love darknet diaries I forgot about it after the iOS update made the app unusable

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





https://www.9news.com.au/national/h...93-8076f3383918

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



The bigger question here is why the staff can’t deliver small sundries like cigarettes. Y’all are loving draconian.

brains
May 12, 2004


yeah I don't get it. it's medical isolation, not prison, what's the big deal?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

brains posted:

yeah I don't get it. it's medical isolation, not prison, what's the big deal?

Try that poo poo in a free country like the northern VA area of the US and you’ll have every alphabet agency tracking your every move while the swat team gets in position.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo
https://smile.amazon.com/Expedient-...578762862&psc=1

Who wants to make a panzerfaust yall?

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

#cyberpunk

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

brains posted:

yeah I don't get it. it's medical isolation, not prison, what's the big deal?

It’s a big deal because the authorities keep halfassing their quarantine measures, so they feel like they have to demonstrate an iron fist for this de minimis breach.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I don’t know why but I’m honestly just fascinated by these stories of goons on this forums or idiots on others who share totally classified information for kicks and upvotes. You all got to story time share the details on a few of the ones mentioned here. Like, I vaguely recall an ask/tell thread about nuclear reactor inspecting (which was amazing, tons of great pics) but I don’t think it’s what you all were referring to?

And honestly that running app article, the gps ratting our people undercover, that’s terrifying. I know my running habits and app basically doxxes me every day I use it.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Oh man, she's in court right now

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1417133137939816456?s=19

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1417133858605215745?s=19

Too busy to track down a link and I prefer my batshit insanity in text format, but this should be good

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

Oh man, she's in court right now

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1417133137939816456?s=19

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1417133858605215745?s=19

Too busy to track down a link and I prefer my batshit insanity in text format, but this should be good

Its really suprising she's the first one we found, so many of the Conservative's I know really do believe there are magic words to get them out of trouble with the law/system other than their white privilage.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
What is a sovereign citizen even doing protesting an election

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

boop the snoot posted:

What is a sovereign citizen even doing protesting an election

The US "protests" foreign elections all the time!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CommieGIR posted:

Its really suprising she's the first one we found, so many of the Conservative's I know really do believe there are magic words to get them out of trouble with the law/system other than their white privilage.

I thought they loved the law though?

I know

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Just let the sovcits be declared foreign combatants and send to gitmo then for the jan6 stuff I guess?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I wish I had a stream of this:

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1417140024840265730

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

understand
under...stand
if you stand under, then someone stands over
standing over is like ruling over
don't understand because you refuse to be ruled over

I should be on the Team USA mental gymnastics team, I'll bring the gold back from Tokyo

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

I wish I had a stream of this:

So as it turns out, she's already served a day in jail for contempt of court, per this: https://www.thedailybeast.com/pizzeria-owner-pauline-bauer-mounts-truly-bizarre-defense-for-jan-6-riots

She's charged with violent entry, disruptive conduct, and obstruction of Congress, and was quoted as saying "bring Nancy Pelosi out here now… we want to hang that loving bitch", so she's going to talk herself into a long jail term if she's screaming that she won't even play ball with pre-trial services.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

US Berder Patrol posted:

understand
under...stand
if you stand under, then someone stands over
standing over is like ruling over
don't understand because you refuse to be ruled over

I should be on the Team USA mental gymnastics team, I'll bring the gold back from Tokyo

Buddy I got bad news for you, you are way behind the curve on this one

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

That Works posted:

Just let the sovcits be declared foreign combatants and send to gitmo then for the jan6 stuff I guess?

This is the amazing logic that I don't get. Not being any part of the US system means you are going to get... less punishment? No punishment? All paths from this logic lead to MORE punishment. But all this magic word bullshit apparently won't let worse punishment happen. Or something.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

not caring here posted:

This is the amazing logic that I don't get. Not being any part of the US system means you are going to get... less punishment? No punishment? All paths from this logic lead to MORE punishment. But all this magic word bullshit apparently won't let worse punishment happen. Or something.

"If your laws don't apply to me you can't touch me! Haven't you heard of diplomatic immunity?"

Its a collection of facts but 0 understanding of how those facts work or exist

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

not caring here posted:

This is the amazing logic that I don't get. Not being any part of the US system means you are going to get... less punishment? No punishment? All paths from this logic lead to MORE punishment. But all this magic word bullshit apparently won't let worse punishment happen. Or something.

I believe the phrase is "caput gerat lupinum", ie "may he wear a wolf's head" which means that you can be killed freely. Thats the original meaning of "outlaw" - being outside the law.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


hobbesmaster posted:

I believe the phrase is "caput gerat lupinum", ie "may he wear a wolf's head" which means that you can be killed freely. Thats the original meaning of "outlaw" - being outside the law.

So by this logic we can kill all sovcits without penalty is that what they want this is so confusing.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Crab Dad posted:

So by this logic we can kill all sovcits without penalty is that what they want this is so confusing.

Thats literally what they're saying as per a common law tradition! No legal system actually accepts sov citizen arguments so no you can't go around killing them.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

hobbesmaster posted:

Thats literally what they're saying as per a common law tradition! No legal system actually accepts sov citizen arguments so no you can't go around killing them.

I feel like "if you want to be excluded from the law, sure!" Bill should be sent to the house that strips anyone who wants to pull the sovcit poo poo of their rights as a citizen, since thats what they want.

Just make sure the bill is very very clear about which rights are those of citizens and which are human rights, since the law shouldn't strip people of human rights

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

RFC2324 posted:

I feel like "if you want to be excluded from the law, sure!" Bill should be sent to the house that strips anyone who wants to pull the sovcit poo poo of their rights as a citizen, since thats what they want.

Just make sure the bill is very very clear about which rights are those of citizens and which are human rights, since the law shouldn't strip people of human rights

Buddy, even I don't get human rights

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Dude getting sentenced today got 8 months in prison. Prosecutors asked for 18.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Mr. Nice! posted:

Dude getting sentenced today got 8 months in prison. Prosecutors asked for 18.

We'd hate to ruin someone's life over some light treason.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
What else do you want them to do? The death penalty is only used on the worst offenders, like the people who *checks notes* sell loose cigarettes on the sidewalk.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Mr. Nice! posted:

Dude getting sentenced today got 8 months in prison. Prosecutors asked for 18.

What were the charges for that one?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/macfarlanenews/status/1417157107799965702?s=21

As long as you were just following orders and you’re really sorry you’ll be fine.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


https://mobile.twitter.com/Popehat/status/1417160083662774278

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

boop the snoot posted:

As long as you were just following orders and you’re really sorry you’ll be fine.

It worked for Speer.

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