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oh thank gently caress now my spouse can't sneak up on me all the time
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I cannot wait to go back to being totally invisible at the end of non-binary awareness week, as I, a non-binary bisexual mixed indigenous person am normally completely imperceptible at all times. |
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Jul 15, 2021 05:51
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69 lmao
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Jul 15, 2021 06:16
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that wrathful pose
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Jul 15, 2021 06:35
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Hell yeah the nonbinary peeps are here and they're coming for all the pronouns 
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Jul 15, 2021 09:00
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Rarity posted:Hell yeah the nonbinary peeps are here and they're coming for all the pronouns can i keep mine? i worked hard for them 
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Jul 15, 2021 09:07
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Unfortunately due to a lack of interest, gender has been cancelled. |
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Jul 15, 2021 12:06
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I guess the new bathroom plaques are set to go then |
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Jul 15, 2021 12:36
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Mormon Nailer posted:I cannot wait to go back to being totally invisible at the end of non-binary awareness week, as I, a non-binary bisexual mixed indigenous person am normally completely imperceptible at all times. this concept, different specific details 
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Jul 15, 2021 12:55
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Mormon Nailer posted:Drama of the Gifted Child helped me a lot when I was coming to terms with my own brain weasels. |
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Jul 15, 2021 13:06
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How Wonderful! posted:the griefed child greifed in mindcraft |
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Jul 15, 2021 22:03
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Mormon Nailer posted:Oh hey it's NON-BINARY AWARENESS WEEK You've got it all wrong. This is the week we're all supposed to not be unaware. No more walking mindlessly into the street this week, hamjobs. |
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Jul 15, 2021 22:32
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cruft posted:You've got it all wrong. I'll have you know, this is MY ship full of sex arses and I'll wedge it firmly into the banks of this grand canal if I want to. |
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Jul 16, 2021 00:18
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what’s this about wedging it firmly into some sex arses? 
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Jul 16, 2021 00:28
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alternately: i got a grand canal for you right here *gestures like the goatman*
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Jul 16, 2021 00:29
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the sex arses are the last remnants of the ISO Gender Standards, before gender was abolished in 2053 
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Jul 16, 2021 00:34
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I own a 55 gallon drum of J-Lube powder and I'll cry if I want to. |
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Jul 16, 2021 00:34
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Mormon Nailer posted:I own a 55 gallon drum of J-Lube powder and I'll cry if I want to. You had lubricating powder this whole time the sex arses were jammed into the canal? 
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Jul 16, 2021 01:28
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cruft posted:You had lubricating powder this whole time the sex arses were jammed into the canal? Picture it. Suez Canal. 2020. A ship jammed to the brim with sex arses. A second ship packed with barrels of industrial lubricant powder. A collision? Sure. A match made in heaven? Certainly. |
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Jul 16, 2021 02:46
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Mormon Nailer posted:I own a 55 gallon drum of J-Lube powder and I'll cry if I want to. considering the powder:lube ratio that would fill a medium sized lake
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Mormon Nailer posted:I'll have you know, this is MY ship full of sex arses and I'll wedge it firmly into the banks of this grand canal if I want to. Godammit this is going to delay the supply of sex arses to America for a month!
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Jul 16, 2021 06:00
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what's the angriest sex thing you've done today
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Jul 16, 2021 06:54
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Well I only woke up an hour ago so so far the angriest sex thing I've done is eat my breakfast which is neither very angry or very sexy
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Jul 16, 2021 07:04
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more falafel please posted:considering the powder:lube ratio that would fill a medium sized lake It's useful for filling kiddie pools with glitter and lube during Folsom. Which is why I bought it. I'm good for like, a few years. |
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Jul 16, 2021 08:34
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Rarity posted:Well I only woke up an hour ago so so far the angriest sex thing I've done is eat my breakfast which is neither very angry or very sexy intimately touching the pancakes, rubbing syrup on them, taking a slow and intense lick
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Jul 16, 2021 10:03
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what I'm saying is, I'm wrathfully gay for pancakes
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Jul 16, 2021 10:03
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Moaning into my scrambled eggs at the all you can eat breakfast bar at Holiday Inn Express in Skokie, then doing the walk of shame back to my vacation rental. |
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Jul 16, 2021 10:06
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Update: I am definitely still incredibly god damned gay, I just saw a video of Naziyah Mahmood taking about math and, well, I would date her. |
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Jul 16, 2021 10:14
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Goons Are Great posted:what's the angriest sex thing you've done today nice try fbi
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Jul 16, 2021 13:53
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Goons Are Great posted:what's the angriest sex thing you've done today I dreamed I was researching a honeycomb polymer to isolate lithium ion cells as a way to prevent car fires. Sorry, that's all I've got so far. |
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Jul 16, 2021 15:51
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cruft posted:I dreamed I was researching a honeycomb polymer to isolate lithium ion cells as a way to prevent car fires. that's ALMOST sexy. were the lithium ion cells at least in cute bikinis? this is crucial.
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Jul 16, 2021 15:52
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Mormon Nailer posted:Picture it. Suez Canal. 2020. A ship jammed to the brim with sex arses. A second ship packed with barrels of industrial lubricant powder. A collision? Sure. A match made in heaven? Certainly. sounds like a tingler to me |
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Jul 16, 2021 19:48
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TVsVeryOwn posted:sounds like a tingler to me 
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Jul 16, 2021 22:50
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Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Desire For The Speedy Return Of My Ship Full Of Sex Arses |
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Mormon Nailer posted:Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Desire For The Speedy Return Of My Ship Full Of Sex Arses 
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i came out to my brother when he visited yesterday and it was really easy and went great 
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Jul 19, 2021 02:17
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biosterous posted:i came out to my brother when he visited yesterday and it was really easy and went great Feel-good coming out story of the year! 👍👍 |
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Jul 19, 2021 02:50
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biosterous posted:i came out to my brother when he visited yesterday and it was really easy and went great 
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biosterous posted:i came out to my brother when he visited yesterday and it was really easy and went great Congratulations! 
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Today I have actual gay wrath because Virgin Media has blocked a lesbian dating app behind their Child Safe locks even though straight dating apps are fine. I can't even complain to them cause my landlord manages the internet
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