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Elblanco
May 26, 2008
Even with all that the player base made boring rear end white guys too.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I never understood that. Why pick anything other than giant bearded dwarf?

If I have that option in any game I choose that.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mak0rz posted:

Care to explain, ladies?



They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Push El Burrito posted:

I never understood that. Why pick anything other than giant bearded dwarf?

A shitload of gamers (Gamers?) will only play characters who "look like I do", and through demographics these same people are largely generic white looking guys.
IIRC Mass Effect 1 got grief when it came out because there was no "properly white" skin tone, "the closest you can get is vaguely middle eastern"

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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ookiimarukochan posted:

A shitload of gamers (Gamers?) will only play characters who "look like I do", and through demographics these same people are largely generic white looking guys.
IIRC Mass Effect 1 got grief when it came out because there was no "properly white" skin tone, "the closest you can get is vaguely middle eastern"

Wtf, default Shepard is and always has been so generically European it makes my 100% british rear end go "drat he white"


\/\/\/\/ i sorta get that, and certainly have never given anyone grief over their char being bland, but I don't really understand why you would play a role playing game to fill the role of yourself

RFC2324 has a new favorite as of 17:11 on Jul 19, 2021

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Imma go the opposite direction and claim that "just making yourself" is perfectly valid. Wanting the character to be you, who is experiencing the setting the creators laid out for you, is the easiest way to get into a unfamiliar setting.

Still lol at the guys who were whinging about not having a skin white enough. Sorry dude, the technology for translucent skin is still a ways off for a create- a-character.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




One of the many game complaints that can be solved by simply going outside once in a while

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
You could go the other way like WoW did when it updated character models and just do away with all the black characters.

Just wake up one day and there are no black characters in Azeroth.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I can't make characters as white as I am because the bloom will overexpose the camera and I can't see poo poo

flavor.flv posted:

One of the many game complaints that can be solved by simply going outside once in a while

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Nah, that’s a perfectly grammatical sentence in AAVE, and even if you’re not familiar with that grammar, the meaning of the sentence is clear.

Oscar Gamble was a solid baseball player, but a great amateur sociologist.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

ookiimarukochan posted:

A shitload of gamers (Gamers?) will only play characters who "look like I do", and through demographics these same people are largely generic white looking guys.
IIRC Mass Effect 1 got grief when it came out because there was no "properly white" skin tone, "the closest you can get is vaguely middle eastern"

There's also a shitload of people who will just go with the default option when presented with multiple choices. Like sticking with Mass Effect, soldier was the most common choice by far iirc despite being subjectively the most boring as its abilities were all "can do the basic shooting in the game good".

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
95% of the time I'll just play as the default character, which often is a 'boring generic white guy' .

Sometimes if I'm feeling REALLY adventurous, ill hit random a few times and go with that. Often this also just results in a 'boring generic white guy' .

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
saints row is one of the few franchises where I can play myself, as most games don't let you be fat. but I can also play lots of other types of people, so hell yeah multiple playthroughs.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
I have the problem where I obsessively toy with the sliders and keep having to start over because the lighting in chargen doesn't match what I'll be seeing in-game, or I accidentally hosed up the neck, or I hate how the hairstyle clips through the ears or whatever.

Saints Row is good because I can just go the store and change it in-game at any time for any reason, but I spent more time on the Mass Effect 2 intro than I probably spent on the rest of the game.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Mega Comrade posted:

95% of the time I'll just play as the default character, which often is a 'boring generic white guy' .

Sometimes if I'm feeling REALLY adventurous, ill hit random a few times and go with that. Often this also just results in a 'boring generic white guy' .

You should play Oblivion. Random is wild in Oblivion.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Push El Burrito posted:

You could go the other way like WoW did when it updated character models and just do away with all the black characters.

Just wake up one day and there are no black characters in Azeroth.

lol what? That actually happened?

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Taeke posted:

lol what? That actually happened?

Yeah, the darkest colour went from 'a black person' to ambiguously brown.

They have since undone that and actually added some hairstyles too, but drat

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Notable true crime chud Mike Boudet has been on Twitter body shaming a candle. This was the tweet that made me come here, but you should see the start of the thread.

https://twitter.com/SwordAndScale/status/1414086598015295490

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Prism posted:

Yeah, the darkest colour went from 'a black person' to ambiguously brown.

They have since undone that and actually added some hairstyles too, but drat

This actually sounds like a great way to gently caress with your dnd group. Just one day the party wakes up and all the black people are gone, and then like 2 days of frantic investigation later they come back, but with fabulous hair but no explanation

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

RFC2324 posted:

This actually sounds like a great way to gently caress with your dnd group. Just one day the party wakes up and all the black people are gone, and then like 2 days of frantic investigation later they come back, but with fabulous hair but no explanation

Years. At least one expansion.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


xtal posted:

Notable true crime chud Mike Boudet has been on Twitter body shaming a candle. This was the tweet that made me come here, but you should see the start of the thread.

https://twitter.com/SwordAndScale/status/1414086598015295490

https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760?lang=en

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Prism posted:

Years. At least one expansion.

:catstare:

You are one sadistic DM

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

RFC2324 posted:

:catstare:

You are one sadistic DM

You can blame Blizzard for that particular one, but I started with 2E AD&D and that isn't the first time I've been called that.

xtal posted:

Notable true crime chud Mike Boudet has been on Twitter body shaming a candle. This was the tweet that made me come here, but you should see the start of the thread.

https://twitter.com/SwordAndScale/status/1414086598015295490

I think this is one of the first times I've heard someone admit they hate knowledge in general so bluntly (as opposed to leftist indoctrination knowledge).

I mean, we knew it, they just usually try to conceal it better.

Prism has a new favorite as of 18:21 on Jul 19, 2021

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

xtal posted:

Notable true crime chud Mike Boudet has been on Twitter body shaming a candle. This was the tweet that made me come here, but you should see the start of the thread.

https://twitter.com/SwordAndScale/status/1414086598015295490

This part of the exchange really got me.

https://twitter.com/SwordAndScale/status/1414089581356531714

https://twitter.com/OldBonesArt/status/1417173948090011655

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

I would figure at least one was a weird enough dude to make a candle from liposuction fat.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Does he not realize women get breast and butt implants just to look like something like that candle?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Or at least some soap.
e: drat you, Tonto.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

All the good guys in history vilified learning and the educated. In fact, I'm seeing a lot of people wearing reading glasses and that's gotta be a sign of something foul afoot!

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

Or at least some soap.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...ces-in-a-lather

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Prism posted:

I think this is one of the first times I've heard someone admit they hate knowledge in general so bluntly (as opposed to leftist indoctrination knowledge).

I mean, we knew it, they just usually try to conceal it better.

Theres a fairly heavily quoted tweet from some right winger unironically talking about how literacy is a communist plot, and how her granddasd never learned to read so he was immune to communism in the old country.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

TontoCorazon posted:

Does he not realize women get breast and butt implants just to look like something like that candle?

I was thinking exactly this!

Also, I love how "making a woman curvy" will apparently get your license yanked away, but THIS wouldn't:

Wikipedia posted:

In January 2010, Montag revealed to People that she had undergone ten cosmetic surgery procedures in a single day two months prior, performed by Frank Ryan. Among the procedures were brow-lifts, ear-pinnings, a chin reduction, as well as a second rhinoplasty and second breast augmentation. She commented that she almost died from too much Demerol, reducing her heart rate to five beats per minute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Ryan_(surgeon)

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
For a second there I thought that quote was about the wife in Fahrenheit 451.

Stupid surnames.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Prism posted:

You can blame Blizzard for that particular one, but I started with 2E AD&D and that isn't the first time I've been called that.

I think this is one of the first times I've heard someone admit they hate knowledge in general so bluntly (as opposed to leftist indoctrination knowledge).

I mean, we knew it, they just usually try to conceal it better.
People like him think that if you have to 'educate' someone on something you are being condescending and just making stuff up as you go. The anti intellectualism here is that he doesn't think the woman knows what she's talking about and her trying to correct him is 'proof' of this.

It's a progression from "nobody wants some gross fat candle" to "people aren't really attracted to gross fat bodies leftists are just trying to force that on us" to "the only people defending this must be gross and fat themselves" and finally to "anyone trying to engage me or correct my misconceptions is a dum dum and also ugly".

The guys own photo is conspicuously absent in his Twitter as well. Wonder why.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Panfilo posted:

The guys own photo is conspicuously absent in his Twitter as well. Wonder why.

Why, whatever could you mean? :D

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Read After Burning posted:

Why, whatever could you mean? :D



Lol he looks like Spare Parts Lowtax

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
It’s funny that the catchphrase of stereotypical blue haired “SJWs” that people made fun of in 2013 was “it’s not my job to educate you,” but now actually trying to educate someone is a sinister leftist move.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Poops Mcgoots posted:

There's also a shitload of people who will just go with the default option when presented with multiple choices. Like sticking with Mass Effect, soldier was the most common choice by far iirc despite being subjectively the most boring as its abilities were all "can do the basic shooting in the game good".

This was much less of a problem by even the time of Mass Effect, but in older games, I was always weary of having a more specialized character.

It’s great to be a stealth archer, till the game puts you on an escort mission or throws you into an area and you have no choice but to engage head‐on. The soldier type may be boring, but no game has ever punished a player for choosing it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Henchman of Santa posted:

It’s funny that the catchphrase of stereotypical blue haired “SJWs” that people made fun of in 2013 was “it’s not my job to educate you,” but now actually trying to educate someone is a sinister leftist move.

It's what happens when people screaming "debate me, debate me" and being told "no, it would be dumb and pointless" and finally getting "okay I'll debate you on this, but we need some sort of basis on actual fact if we're going to debate, not just pithy quips."

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I always play an Orc.

Sometimes a Half-Orc (The Coward's Orc)


If there are no playable Orcs I just make my dude as hideous as possible.

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


FreudianSlippers posted:

I always play an Orc.

Sometimes a Half-Orc (The Coward's Orc)


If there are no playable Orcs I just make my dude as hideous as possible.

I make myself so same

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