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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


King Possum III posted:

Don't know if this qualifies as a white whale, but........

I'd give anything to find the young man who gave me the best blowjob I ever had. We only dated for a short time, but oh boy, he could suck the peel off an apple. It was decades ago, but I've never forgotten him.

Can you try to quantify the level of turntable scratching that it involved?

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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

shadow puppet of a posted:

Can you try to quantify the level of turntable scratching that it involved?

My turntable was spinning like a 78 rpm record, but that velvety smooth feeling did no scratching.

https://i.imgur.com/MMxhaP5.jpg

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Dr. Quarex posted:

Hey Dr. Quarex, I got me covered; I finally both relocated that tape we taped it on and also kept my father from throwing out his old Aiwa boombox so I could play it on something, just for the purposes of this thread!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4K0l_SMZ9E

And indeed, Googling the other lyrics I am now re-learning has gotten me no farther in my search.

TELL ME you would not also want to learn what this song was (I believe you if you think it sucks obviously, though this is twice-awfulized quality between the original CD-to-tape recording and this tape-to-cell-phone recording; I promise the original is hella crisp)

i can't help you but i wanna thank you for posting cuz this slaps and i love it

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Okay, here's one that someone will probably get instantly:

A nickelodeon show, somewhere between '90 and probably '96. It was a documentary that featured a bunch of shots of the interior of a school. It was about kids/teens that suffered from, I guess, depression. Like they were suicidal or something like that. This has to be a real thing and not a dream. It was maybe? done in an all interview format.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I remember a random scene I saw once of a guy dumping several whole boxes of cereal into a giant bowl to see how long it took to collect all of the prizes inside. I feel like it was part of some educational program about how advertising is bullshit.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Literally A Person posted:

Okay, here's one that someone will probably get instantly:

A nickelodeon show, somewhere between '90 and probably '96. It was a documentary that featured a bunch of shots of the interior of a school. It was about kids/teens that suffered from, I guess, depression. Like they were suicidal or something like that. This has to be a real thing and not a dream. It was maybe? done in an all interview format.

Are you sure it wasn't MTV's TRUE LIFE: I got the depression ?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Literally A Person posted:

Okay, here's one that someone will probably get instantly:

A nickelodeon show, somewhere between '90 and probably '96. It was a documentary that featured a bunch of shots of the interior of a school. It was about kids/teens that suffered from, I guess, depression. Like they were suicidal or something like that. This has to be a real thing and not a dream. It was maybe? done in an all interview format.

Was it a (incredibly depressing) series, or a special? If it’s the latter, it sounds like something they might have done under the Nick News (with Linda Ellerbee!) banner - I recall them doing a special explaining the Clinton impeachment.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

kntfkr posted:

Are you sure it wasn't MTV's TRUE LIFE: I got the depression ?

Positive it was Nick. That's the only part I'm sure about.

Blue Moonlight posted:

Was it a (incredibly depressing) series, or a special? If it’s the latter, it sounds like something they might have done under the Nick News (with Linda Ellerbee!) banner - I recall them doing a special explaining the Clinton impeachment.

I think it was a special. The nick news thing sounds right but I don't remember anything aesthetically that would give that away.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Was it this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifteen_(TV_series)

never mind: I see you say documentary.... here's the list of 90's nick shows. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1990s_Nickelodeon_original_programming fella is right, it was probably something Linda Ellerbee did

kntfkr fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Jul 14, 2021

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

InediblePenguin posted:

i can't help you but i wanna thank you for posting cuz this slaps and i love it
RIGHT? Even if I never figure out who the hell it is I am at least going to get a better transfer from the tape sometime

And I really thought I would post this and someone would immediately be like "uhhh duh that is off Rave 'Til Dawn 3 newb"

I guess now that I have a recording I could post in the No Music Discussion thread that I have inferred exists from other posts here

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

A webpage full of d&d stories. One of the players always plays a ninja, including playing a professor of ninja studies in a call of Cthulhu game.

I think it was a tripod website.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

kntfkr posted:

Was it this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifteen_(TV_series)

never mind: I see you say documentary.... here's the list of 90's nick shows. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1990s_Nickelodeon_original_programming fella is right, it was probably something Linda Ellerbee did

Okay, you got me part way there I think. It might be the segment of Nick News called Courage To Live: Kids but I can't find even a description for it. I just think that was the name.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Courage to live kids sure sounds depressing as hell but it was about AIDS in South Africa in 2003

https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-2003-12-01-0312010006-story.html



oh, does anyone have alexball.jpg?

it's just a still from a high school movie I did with friends where me and Alex (kyrociliani if he's still here, don't know) are peak fat little boys at 15 with dumb pants and a soccer ball is frozen slammed into Alex's crotch and I'm shrugging and look like "it's pat" - it was posted here in like 2002 and then wound up on some website and I could search "alexball.jpg" for a while and find it but then couldn't. them hard drives have long since been sold for dope or abandoned in faraway lands

I forgot about it until I saw that randomwaffle thread and it knocked a whole bunch of memories loose.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

Lobotomy Bob posted:

A webpage full of d&d stories. One of the players always plays a ninja, including playing a professor of ninja studies in a call of Cthulhu game.

I think it was a tripod website.

This appears to be the original posting of the story you're thinking of - https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/achy-breaky-mythos.14851/ - and the author has a bunch more 'rants' here - http://albruno3.blogspot.com/p/the-binder-of-shame-rpg-rants.html (the "professor of ninja studies" story linked just before is #5 in the list). Look familiar?

It even has a :tvtropes: page!

quote:

Gratuitous Ninja: El Disgusto will adamantly insist on playing a ninja no matter the game or it's setting, even if it makes no sense. Even when forced not to play a ninja, he still creates characters that play and act like ninjas.

You did also remind me of https://web.archive.org/web/20070404045719/http:/archive.dumpshock.com/CLUE/index.php3 but that was Shadowrun.

Salvanis
Dec 10, 2005
Insert text here.

Dr. Quarex posted:

RIGHT? Even if I never figure out who the hell it is I am at least going to get a better transfer from the tape sometime

And I really thought I would post this and someone would immediately be like "uhhh duh that is off Rave 'Til Dawn 3 newb"

I guess now that I have a recording I could post in the No Music Discussion thread that I have inferred exists from other posts here

Did a few minutes of googling and digging on discogs and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgW-iEGukTc

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Salvanis posted:

Did a few minutes of googling and digging on discogs and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgW-iEGukTc

You mean you went to the NMD thread

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I will take Salvanis at his word because that would seem pretty obvious to just go see someone else had solved it and act like nobody was going to notice

Regardless yes, Erebus and Salvanis are clearly my heroes of the dayyyYyYy

Bonus actual video version of the song from this absolutely crazy man I need to further investigate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeV57bbgJq8

Edit: Yep this guy live onstage is 100% what I imagined/hoped/dreamed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJaZTkGKDX0&t=392s

Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jul 14, 2021

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Some travel show that was on Comedy central. Waaaay back in the day. 20 years or so. It's not Insomniac

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Some travel show that was on Comedy central. Waaaay back in the day. 20 years or so. It's not Insomniac

There was a mockumentary one called Wanderlust in like 2002 with a guy pretending to be a German backpacker, if that's it?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

There was a mockumentary one called Wanderlust in like 2002 with a guy pretending to be a German backpacker, if that's it?

I had looked it up a little while ago and that's not it. The guy had a very short haircut, possibly bald. It's not an idiot abroad I know that.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Milo and POTUS posted:

I had looked it up a little while ago and that's not it. The guy had a very short haircut, possibly bald. It's not an idiot abroad I know that.

Travel Sick?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travel_Sick

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'd say that's it.

Was it any good

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'd say that's it.

Was it any good

I have no idea. I just pulled it from a list of old comedy central shows.

KazmeyerTLOC
Aug 13, 2007

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Series of online comics, I remember them in detail except for the name and it's infuriating

Some I remember:

- Autobiographical, woman is at an art gallery, slaps a lit cigarette out of someone's hand and says "Don't smoke near the art, rear end in a top hat!". The rear end in a top hat is Slash, from Guns and Roses

- A man talks in his sleep, also recites poetry and sings light opera. His wife gets sick of it and puts the entire bed on the lawn, sitcom-style. Some passing beatniks think he's cool, pick up the entire bed, and put him in front of an open mike. He's an initial hit, but eventually audiences tire of him so the beatniks stop kidnapping him. The punchline is "he never lost any sleep over it".

- Multipart one where a device was invented that lets you record your dreams for others to experience. Therapists use them, but long-term consumption of the dreams of others mean you can't dream yourself, bringing insanity. The world goes into crisis as people chase the latest dreams, until someone has a dream where they're dreaming which undoes the damage.

- There's also a recurring character who's a little old grumpy smoking woman who is a 100% accurate fortune teller. She often tells Satan to gently caress off.

Does anyone know what the gently caress I'm talking about? Artist was a woman, and they were usually monochrome.

I know this is from awhile ago but:
I don't remember the first two storylines but the last two are Story Minute by Carol Lay.

https://imgur.com/a/90V9mAs

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Hey, I got one that’s been bugging me for like two decades. Back in the late ‘80’s there was an arcade machine that was about the size of a Pac-Man table but it was white and circular, you weren’t meant to sit at it. The middle was a black bowl sort of like those ‘black hole simulator’ things you’d role a penny down at natural history museums. Anyway, it was a hologram of, from what I recall, two cowboys having a shoot-out. It wasn’t all that fun to play but it blew my 8-10 year old mind just watching it. Any ideas what that was?

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Bulgaroctonus posted:

Hey, I got one that’s been bugging me for like two decades. Back in the late ‘80’s there was an arcade machine that was about the size of a Pac-Man table but it was white and circular, you weren’t meant to sit at it. The middle was a black bowl sort of like those ‘black hole simulator’ things you’d role a penny down at natural history museums. Anyway, it was a hologram of, from what I recall, two cowboys having a shoot-out. It wasn’t all that fun to play but it blew my 8-10 year old mind just watching it. Any ideas what that was?

Time Traveler, and yeah it sucked poo poo. It was basically Dragon's Lair/Space Ace but with a different display type and none of the cool animation.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Traveler_(video_game)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8e6dbgk26U

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Bulgaroctonus posted:

Hey, I got one that’s been bugging me for like two decades. Back in the late ‘80’s there was an arcade machine that was about the size of a Pac-Man table but it was white and circular, you weren’t meant to sit at it. The middle was a black bowl sort of like those ‘black hole simulator’ things you’d role a penny down at natural history museums. Anyway, it was a hologram of, from what I recall, two cowboys having a shoot-out. It wasn’t all that fun to play but it blew my 8-10 year old mind just watching it. Any ideas what that was?

Might it be this?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Traveler_(video_game)

Blue Moonlight fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Jul 18, 2021

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

uvar posted:

This appears to be the original posting of the story you're thinking of - https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/achy-breaky-mythos.14851/ - and the author has a bunch more 'rants' here - http://albruno3.blogspot.com/p/the-binder-of-shame-rpg-rants.html (the "professor of ninja studies" story linked just before is #5 in the list). Look familiar?

It even has a :tvtropes: page!

You did also remind me of https://web.archive.org/web/20070404045719/http:/archive.dumpshock.com/CLUE/index.php3 but that was Shadowrun.

Yup, that's it. Thanks! I had been thinking about this for a while

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

KazmeyerTLOC posted:

I know this is from awhile ago but:
I don't remember the first two storylines but the last two are Story Minute by Carol Lay.

https://imgur.com/a/90V9mAs

Holy gently caress yes that's her, she did all of them

I have been looking for that poo poo for literal YEARS THANK YOU

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Thanks y’all! That was quick. I wonder if it’s possible to take one of the cabinets (or just steal the basic idea) and make an actually playable game using the faux hologram concept. I would think Tron or like Star Wars: Force Ghosts would work. That said I’m sure forty year old me would be wildly disappointed and want to Time Travel back and slap ten year old me upside the head. Should probably just keep this one as a distant memory.
: )

ROJO
Jan 14, 2006

Oven Wrangler

ROJO posted:

I've been trying to remember a different edutainment game, that probably dates to around 1992-1994 (based on what grade I was in when I played it), and I believe it was on Mac, and monochrome. The game was around teaching you about sea turtle protection/preservation, including protecting habitat on beaches, poachers, etc. I believe it presented you with still images and you had to click the areas of concern if I remember correctly? I have been unable to find anything via google....it could also have been a subset of a larger software package, but I don't remember specifically. Thanks!

OK, this stuck in my mind again, and did some more digging. Potentially a game called Poacher Patrol? Referenced here.

But I cannot seem to find any other real record of this software title online. Found earlier games in the 'Audubon Wildlife Adeventures' (Grizzlies, Whales) series it was apparently apart of, and references to it "coming soon" - but nothing else. Does that tingle a neuron for anyone else?

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Bulgaroctonus posted:

Thanks y’all! That was quick. I wonder if it’s possible to take one of the cabinets (or just steal the basic idea) and make an actually playable game using the faux hologram concept. I would think Tron or like Star Wars: Force Ghosts would work. That said I’m sure forty year old me would be wildly disappointed and want to Time Travel back and slap ten year old me upside the head. Should probably just keep this one as a distant memory.
: )
Then you would have "loved" Holosseum, the game Sega retooled Time Traveler into in an apparently utterly failed attempt to capture the sudden "people only want fighting games" market!

(I never played Holosseum, though given how much work I put into having fun with Time Traveler, and never once had fun playing it, I feel qualified to say it was undoubtedly terrible)

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
I'm looking for a parkour video I saw at least a decade ago on Vimeo, but their search function (or my brain) sucks so now it's gone.
It's shot near the sea in a Baltic state. (Estonia? Lithuania?)
Mostly takes place in a park or playground.
Had a bunch of little kids in it from time to time, near the end they pretend to beat up one of the guys from the parkour group.
Might have had Eminen in the soundtrack?
It seemed really well shot and might have been some sort of showreel for the guy who made it.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Crossposting from the Sci-fi Wifi, this is less a "white whale" than an annoying itch I can't scratch:

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

I am weirdly obsessed with seeing even just a screencap of the opening credits for the European theatrical version of the film that went by the title "THE VOYAGE HOME: Star Trek IV." My understanding is that all home video releases (barring maybe the very first VHS) had it changed back to the original title.



I'm sure it looks exactly the same just with the main and subtitles switched around, but like the Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan (sans "II") prints and the original 70mm cut of The Empire Strikes Back", there's just something spooky and alluring about lost media.

From what I hear all the current international home video versions of Star Trek IV are the American cut with the international prologue tacked on at the beginning (I hear in some cases they ended up leaving in a second "Paramount" logo).

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Dr. Quarex posted:

Then you would have "loved" Holosseum, the game Sega retooled Time Traveler into in an apparently utterly failed attempt to capture the sudden "people only want fighting games" market!

(I never played Holosseum, though given how much work I put into having fun with Time Traveler, and never once had fun playing it, I feel qualified to say it was undoubtedly terrible)

I played this once, although I always wondered what the name was, so thank you. It was in a truck stop in RI and I remember it being pretty expensive, like maybe a buck or two?

It super sucked. I think I was baffled by how bad it was, like it was a fighting game but just a black background. And the characters didn't really move back and forth, just kinda ran in place? If anyone ever sees it (yeah right) just watch the attract mode and stay the gently caress away, unless it's like a quarter or two.

Ohhai
Apr 5, 2011

ROJO posted:

OK, this stuck in my mind again, and did some more digging. Potentially a game called Poacher Patrol? Referenced here.

But I cannot seem to find any other real record of this software title online. Found earlier games in the 'Audubon Wildlife Adeventures' (Grizzlies, Whales) series it was apparently apart of, and references to it "coming soon" - but nothing else. Does that tingle a neuron for anyone else?

I haven't been able to find exactly what you're looking for but it's probably published by "advanced ideas" at least according to page 101 of the September 89 edition of inCider; "Grizzly Bears, first in a series of "Wildlife Adventures" from this team of collaborators (coming soon: Whales, Sharks, and Poacher Patrol)"

I did managed to find a screenshot of their Grizzly Bears game, which might have been in a similar style?


Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
I'm trying to find a book I had when I was a kid. The premise was Dwarves were a real species and that archaeologists had found one of their cities and were excavating it. It had a lot of cross-sectional diagrams about how the archaeologists would discover a dwarf dwelling, or part of the city and then excavate it to retrieve artefacts from within. A bit like those DK books about how they uncovered Pompeii or other sites like that.

It was very heavily influenced by Tolkein, but I'm pretty sure it didn't use any of his specific IP or use any named cities from Middle Earth. Tolkein stuff makes it really hard to Google.

I suspect it would have been published in the late 70s or early 80s. It was second-hand when I was reading it in the mid 90s.

Edit: Motherfuck. Dwarfs, not Dwarves. Found it right away after I changed that.

The Kingdom of the Dwarfs by David Wenzel

Gasmask fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Jul 19, 2021

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


huh posted:

You know those old Usborne books, 1000 first words in Spanish and that sort of thing?
[snip]
I think there was an illustration of a canal and a long boat going down it, for example. And the small dog was on it.
Sorry it took so long--I finally got a picture of the canal scene from that First 1000 Words in Spanish book. Imgur was choking on the file, so I put it on Postimage instead.



Does that jibe with your memories? There's a dog not too far from the long boat on the canal, hanging out with some cows, but it's too small to make out if it's spotted or anything. (The duck is way up in the nearest tree.)

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I don't see a duck.

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