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CAGE VS STARKS 22 18.33%
CAGE VS HARDY 7 5.83%
PAGE VS DARBY 61 50.83%
THE MAGICAL GIRL VS THE BAD GIRL 11 9.17%
MOX VS KARL 13 10.83%
SAM VS WHEELER 6 5.00%
Total: 120 votes
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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


If Jan from Giant Bomb doesn't win I'll be very upset.

Also, Jake is only allowed to do commentary if they pump his mic way up. He's always so much quieter than everyone else.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Raskolnikov38 posted:

this is loving bullshit, jawwny should represent deadlock

https://twitter.com/johnblud/status/1417639610742620161

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Anyone know or can speculate if Rampage will be part of the AEW Plus service on FITE?

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/newwrestling1/status/1417278626513526789

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
they had to keep it off AEW TV because Fuego is going over!

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
North East Wrestling doing North East Wrestling things.

though this does mean that Fuego is now comparable to like, any of the rando wwf midcarders who do those NEW shows.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

oh they put a giant logo over him and tony for the 3 frames they're on screen

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jordan7hm posted:

they had to keep it off AEW TV because Fuego is going over!

https://twitter.com/fuegodelsol/status/1417311425672978432?s=21

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
https://twitter.com/jimmyroberts94/status/1417639177756188672

god deadlock booked AEW is gonna rule

https://twitter.com/acecondeuce/status/1417619336412504065

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/BranCutler/status/1417648871736451072?s=19

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
motherfucker beat brian david gilbert to becoming waluigi.

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!
:toxx: fulfillment week 11! Until American Dragon, Bryan Danielson shows back up in a mainstream US wrestling promotion, I'm watching episodes of American Dragon, Jake Long to count down the weeks. If you're not interested in reading about an old mid-2000s Disney show, press ctrl+f and search "We're done!" to skip over and get back to your usual Dynamite threading.

~~~~

Not gonna lie, guys. This is a weird one. Not the show, but the fact that rising Hollywood superstar John Cena has beaten eats-and-breathes-all-things-wrestling Bryan Danielson back to the ring. I don't know if he's going to be back for a while at this rate. Running out of show is looking like a worryingly realistically possibility. Will his former brother in law showing back up sway him over to the WWE side of things? Or will he basically spend the rest of his life at an impasse with the fed? Its tricky to tell, and unfortunately, not my area of expertise to tell you guys about. My area of expertise, instead, is apparently rambling about C-list Disney shows, so here's Episode 11: The Shapeshifter.

There's a lot of potential plotlines brewing early in this episode. Jake's hunting goblins at night that are up to no good. His friends Spud and Trixie are being pushed out of their skatepark by some stuck up rich kids. His crush, Rose, is excited for a musician playing the next day. And his teacher, Professor Rotwood, wants a parent teacher conference to get to the bottom of Jake's rebellious attitude. Something tells me we're in for a whirlwind tour of an episode. It also feels strangely . . . backwards? Jake feels more like a reluctant slacker than he did in recent episodes, and his interpersonal relationships feel more distant as well. Looking it up, apparently this episode was production code 102, so it makes sense that this all feels so off. We're basically seeing an episode plucked from way earlier in the season. It also explains why his teacher isn't in jail, because dude was totally arrested at the end of his spotlight episode. With how I felt about the earlier episodes of the show, I'm hesitant going into this episode.

We find out the reason there's goblin activity afoot is due to a powerful orb of dark magic, which they're trying to steal from the Huntsclan and sell to their goblin crime ring. This really is a super New York show. All of these plots are about turf wars and money! However, Jake's not winning this by beating his foes, but instead by joining them. His grandpa and dog whip him up a magical potion which grants him shapeshifting powers. He has 24 hours of transforming into anyone and anything he wants, a power it takes him maybe 30 seconds to start abusing by teasing everyone in the same room as him. There are only two problems: he can't achieve his true dragon form in this state, and the more he transforms, the harder it is to hold his forms.

At first it seems like an open and shut mission: meet the Huntsclan, get the orb, and get out. However, the orb's location is currently compromised, so they need to meet the next day underneath the troll bridge. This gives Jake an entire day's worth of messing around with his shapeshifting, and now I can see why we had so many mini-plots set up in the first episode. With advice from his mother to face his problems head on, he opts to follow the letter of her advice instead of its spirit. He'll face his problems head on, alright . . . with a bunch of other peoples' heads.

Jake starts things off pretty clever. He actually rigs sides of his parent teacher conference, first by having his parents meet a fake Professor Rotwood that's as deranged as Jake imagines him to be, then by disguising himself as his own mother to shout the real Rotwood down. However, he quickly starts getting a little too big for his britches. He tries disguising himself as the artist Rose is freaking out over, but his guitar skills are . . . lacking enough that Jake probably ruined the poor guy's career. He does a lot better of a job disguising himself as a skating pro to chase the rich kids away from the skatepark, but while tearing up the half-pipe his disguise starts slipping in front of his friends. Something tells me all this messing around is going to backfire during the meeting under the troll bridge.

My prediction was right. Jake's left swapping from disguise to disguise. He's surrounded on all sides and can't access his powers. Worse still, when Grandpa tries to intervene, the Huntsclan figures out they're dealing with the American Dragon. They capture him and teleport away, only the Huntsmaster's burning urge to know Jake's true human form stopping them from just slaying him on the spot.

Enter unexpectedly helpful character of the day, the goblin that Jake captured at the start of the episode! Goblins in the show are notoriously good trackers, and Grandpa offered to set him free if he tracked Jake down. We get an all out brawl in the Huntsclan's hideout as Grandpa and a freshly-repowered Jake take the clan on, which is a lot more action packed than the actual Episode 2 we got, and in the end Jake and Grandpa make it out with a magic artifact in tow. All's well that ends well . . . at least, until Grandpa finds out just how much chaos Jake's rampant shapeshifting caused. He's in for an earful!

I was really skeptical when I saw this was an episode from earlier in the production order. However, I think it would've been a way better Episode 2 than the one we actually got. It spotlights a lot of the supporting cast for brief yet notable moments, it had a way better action setpiece, and while the plot was a little on the busier side, it never really became overwhelming. I really don't know why they swapped this with the pretty tepid prom night episode. Were they afraid revisiting the Huntsclan one episode later was too soon, even if they are the show's main recurring antagonists? Did they think this episode didn't have enough parts in the magical areas of New York, instead mostly focusing on Jake's school? Did they want to break up the middle point of Season 1 with a few lighter episodes, so they pushed this one into the halfway point? I'm honestly not sure, and its kind of a shame. If we had the one two punch of the pilot and this episode, I would've probably been less tepid about the show than I was with the comparative low points that the first three episodes averaged.

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We're done! See you guys next week, and if Bryan Danielson continues becoming a wrestling cryptid, several weeks after this as well. I'm starting to think that if Bryan doesn't return to the WWE soon, he may never return at all, but with some of the surprising returns both WWE and AEW have been pulling off, it's really, really hard to tell.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
At this point, I'm relatively confident Bryan is showing up in AEW, I guess you should hope they're not saving his debut for All Out. :v:

https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1417664591203553281

So what are we gonna have Hangman say, PSP?

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Yuta!

https://twitter.com/aew/status/1417666507623047169?s=21

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
OC vs Sting is the draw

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

MJeff posted:


So what are we gonna have Hangman say, PSP?

Something nice about international superstar Jeff Hardy.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

MJeff posted:

At this point, I'm relatively confident Bryan is showing up in AEW, I guess you should hope they're not saving his debut for All Out. :v:

https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1417664591203553281

So what are we gonna have Hangman say, PSP?

something to pop the wokes

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

MJeff posted:

At this point, I'm relatively confident Bryan is showing up in AEW, I guess you should hope they're not saving his debut for All Out. :v:

https://twitter.com/theAdamPage/status/1417664591203553281

So what are we gonna have Hangman say, PSP?

"Hey."

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale



Can’t help but think that Tony has a notepad with “Ben Carter” crossed out at the top and Wheeler Yuta written above it.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I would like to see Hangman Page talk about Les Enfants Terribles and nanomachines and the La Li Lu Le Lo.

And a weapon being built to surpass Metal Gear.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Sammy vs Fuego might be enough to get me to go to NEW.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

hangman should say I don't think a fixated fan account tweeting about the person of their obsession having an underage doppelganger needs the benefit of the doubt here, nor is it a big leap. It's weird "at best"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

this guy cant become champion soon enough

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Yuta?

Yuta.

YUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
https://twitter.com/newlegacyinc/status/1417667717893697541

Is the world ready for AEW Booker Jawn Blud?

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Yuta.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Hangman is the perfect working class hero for today the same way Dusty and Stone Cold were perfect for their eras.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Seams posted:

OC vs Sting is the draw

God, I'd love it if Sting spent the entire match on edge, thing OC was on the verge of interfering, but it's just OC being OC.

*Darby has the advantage, things look bad for Yuta!*
*OC makes a move for the steel steps*
*Sting rushes over to prevent OC from getting into the ring*
*Nope, OC was just looking for somewhere to sit*

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I just saw Ric Flair in a CarShield commercial and I realized that the person he chops is Pretty Peter. I am glad to see the Honks getting to where they belong, Hollywood.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I just saw Ric Flair in a CarShield commercial and I realized that the person he chops is Pretty Peter

yeah peter and la knight from nxt are in those ads with him

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

MassRafTer posted:

Sammy vs Fuego might be enough to get me to go to NEW.

if you do, please take pictures.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
Yuta was pretty good in there with Sammy G. Looks like he's working his way toward being #AllElite. Glad to have him aboard honestly.

SonicRulez fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jul 21, 2021

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

I just saw Ric Flair in a CarShield commercial and I realized that the person he chops is Pretty Peter. I am glad to see the Honks getting to where they belong, Hollywood.

pretty peter avalon is even shooting a movie this year already!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

SonicRulez posted:

Yuta was pretty good in there with Darby. Looks like he's working his way toward being #AllElite. Glad to have him aboard honestly.

are you from the future

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

JUNGLE BOY posted:

are you from the future

Think he meant Sammy, since that just happened.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST

JUNGLE BOY posted:

are you from the future

Yes.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Dallas is in a different time zone obviously

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
So how long until Young Bucks claim responsibility for the Bucks winning like the goofs they are?

Waffleopolis fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jul 21, 2021

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
Darby sure gets a lot of TV time

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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Guillermus posted:

Cutler seems like a genuine good guy and does pretty decent in ring work. He has that touch for comedy wrestling that isn't WWEcringe.

His series with Peter Avalon was beautiful. Their whole storyline was fabulous.

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